Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi to marry this weekend
Shortly after the California Supreme Court overturned the state's ban on gay marriage in mid-May, Ellen Degeneres announced on her show that she'd be marrying her long time partner Portia de Rossi. According to Us Weekly, the wedding's going down this weekend in California . . . heh heh heh, I bet that's not the only thing going down this weekend. Ellen recently said on her show:
"Planning a wedding is very stressful. It's crazy. My gardener is now invited." (Source)
Why is it so crazy that your gardener is invited Ellen? It's because he's Mexican, isn't it? You're afraid of having minorities at your wedding. That's it, I'm deleting all my TiVo recordings of The Ellen Degeneres Show.* You brought this upon yourself, you white devil.
*except that one episode with the Jonas Brothers *swoon*
Portia de Rossi topless!
Here's a few more pics from Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi's vacation in Italy over the weekend. You'll note that Portia is now topless and Ellen . . . well I'm not too sure what Ellen's doing. Stretching it looks like. There's this ridiculous schoolyard assumption out there that, on command, all lesbians can fit their ankles behind their heads but that's actually not true. A 30-45 minute warm-up is almost always required.
Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi making out in Sardinia, Italy (7/4)
Confirming years of suspicion that the two were more than just "friends," Ellen Degeneres was spotted kissing Portia de Rossi in Italy on Friday. What? Everyone already knew they were lesbians? Fuck. I swear I'm always the last to find out.
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Don't tell anyone I told you this but I think these chicks may be lesbians...
