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Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi leaving Maxfield in West Hollywood (7/28)

What comes after gay marriage? Unhappy marriage. Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi, step right up, you're the next contestants on: Why in the fuck did we get married?. From the National Enquirer:
Celebrity journalist Randy Jernigan, a veteran author of no-holds-barred bios, is publishing "The Life and Career of Ellen DeGeneres" in September - and has given National Enquirer readers a riveting sneak preview that he claims will rip the lid off the couples sordid secrets.

"I think it's a toxic relationship!" Randy said in an exclusive interview. "Many fans don't know that Ellen and Portia have had a very tumultuous romance since the very beginning."

Among his startling claims in the tell-all: Both Ellen and Portia have cheated. Ellen has allegedly cavorted with younger women she met through work, claims Randy, while Portia has had two affairs with former lovers (he won't name them in the book). Portia deals with the drama by drinking and popping pills, said Randy, who claims he confirmed reports she went to rehab in May. (Print Edition)
Stop the presses.* Are we to believe that a celebrity worth millions of dollars may have cheated on their spouse with younger women? The shock! The only things more predictable than a famous person cheating with a young piece of ass are death, taxes, and a future pre-teen Disney starlet becoming a coke-addled cumdumpster. Of course, considering the lesbian angle, this story is a little different than most Hollywood cheating scandals -- it involves more than one douchebag.

*Presses used to make these things called "newspapers."  Centuries ago, newspapers were the internets of the day, except without all of the pop-up ads and POV porn. You had to go to my uncle's house for that.

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Portia de Rossi at a horse farm in L.A. (12/10)

MY CAPTION: Oh, I didn't know Portia de Rossi and Sarah Jessica Parker were friends.

YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .

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Ellen DeGeneres and her wife Portia de Rossi on a boat in St. Barts (12/27)

It's one thing to live an "alternative lifestyle" like lesbians Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi, but it's another thing entirely to rub that alternative lifestyle in the face of God-fearing Christians such as myself. Just look at those sick perverts! Today they're innocently preening each others hair in public, tomorrow they're MOLESTING OUR CHILDREN! It's a slippery slope if I've ever seen one.

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Paparazzi photos from Monday, December 27

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi in St. Barts (pics start here)

Model Sophie Anderton in Turkey (pics start here)

Emmanuelle Chriqui leaving the ArcLight Hollywood at the Cinerama Dome after catching a movie (pics start here)

Paris Hilton in Maui (pics start here)

Kate Hudson shopping in Aspen (pics start here)

Fred Durst and his girlfriend (unknown) leaving the ArcLight Hollywood at the Cinerama Dome (pics start here)

Calista Flockhart at the Brentwood Country Mart (pics start here)

Jessica Sutta performing at Sun Life Stadium in Miami before the Lions vs. Dolphins game (pics start here)

Laura Dern at the Brentwood Country Mart (pics start here)

Cameron Diaz arriving at the Staples Center in L.A. (pics start here)

Jayde Nicole leaving Voyeur nightclub in West Hollywood (pics start here)

David Arquette at 7-Eleven in Hollywood (pics start here)

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Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi out and about in L.A. (8/12)

Portia de Rossi is pissing a whole bunch of people off in Australia because she refuses to be interviewed by a man during the promotional tour for her new book. Grrrrrr, that makes me so angry! From the San Francisco Chronicle:
The actress, who is married to comedienne Ellen DeGeneres, is currently on a promotional tour for her memoirs, "Unbearable Lightness: A Story of Loss and Gain." The book chronicles her battles with anorexia and her sexuality.

David Koch, the host of hit morning show "Sunrise," reveals he was furious when the actress' team asked for his co-host, Melissa Doyle, to chat to the star via satellite from Los Angeles, accusing the actress of "discrimination."

He tells the Sydney Morning Herald, "If a male said I don't want to be interviewed by a woman, there would be a massive outcry of discrimination.

"Obviously she has got issues and I feel quite sorry for her. ... I admire what she and Ellen have done for community tolerance and inclusiveness. But it is a real contradiction for what she stands for, which really surprises me. Maybe she is uncomfortable with men, but she plays opposite male leads."
Portia spends the last ten years fighting for sexual equality, and then won't work with someone because of their sex? The only way this chick could be more of a hypocrite is if she suddenly started protesting short haircuts, k.d. lang, comfortable running shoes, and tuna fish. Besides, considering who she's married to, it not like Portia really cares what people look like.

*25 Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres pictures total in the gallery:

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Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi leaving Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood (4/18)

Ellen DeGeneres needs a new stylist or something. Just look at what she wore to Madeo restaurant on Saturday with her best friend Portia de Rossi, who she's mysteriously always pictured with. You know how the rumor machine works in Hollywood with these big stars. I'd hate for people to start questioning her sexuality.

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