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Some photographer is trying to sell pornographic pics he took of socialite Kim Kardashian and her sister Kourtney (Editor's Note: I hate their parents) over ten years ago. The New York Daily News says:

The sisters, who will star in E!'s "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" this fall, are identified as being in nude pictures that were offered for sale to media outlets yesterday. Kourtney is also seen in sexual poses with a naked man.

But while Kim is 27 and Kourtney is 28, sources say the pictures were taken 11 years ago, when they were teenagers. A rep for Kim told me: "Any publication that would print these pictures, which are considered child pornography, will be subject to the same criminal investigation as the agency who is attempting to sell them." (Source)

This story is RIGHT wrong on so many levels I don't know where to begin. Underage girls? Check. Naked photos? Check? Sleazy porn peddler? Check. Me standing in line to be the first to purchase these future "Ansel Adamseque" photographs? CHECK AND MATE! I'm outraged and appalled. But honestly, I think I'm more interested in these pictures for posterity's (or is that posterior's?) sake.

UPDATE: I just found out Kim's other sister is named Khloe and her two half sisters are named Kendall and Kylie. Her mom's name? Kris of course. Someone shoot me.

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