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Kim Kardashian on the set of her Playboy photoshoot in 2007

You know how the old saying goes: "Motherhood changed a woman . . . unless your last name is Kardashian and you have no sense of shame . . .  or gag reflex." Via Contact Music:
Kim Kardashian wants to pose naked for Playboy. The reality TV star has expressed her desire to do a "nude shoot" for the men's magazine after she gave birth to her daughter North West - her first child with partner Kanye West - on June 15. She made the revelation in scenes filmed for the upcoming series of 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' - and has admitted she would like to take part in another risque photo shoot.

Speaking before her baby's birth, she said: "As soon as I pop this thing out, I want to do Playboy or some nude shoot."
The porn star wants to do Playboy again? The hell you say. The Playboy style of smut is still tame when compared to the infamous tape that Kim made to become famous (although leave it to Kim to try to spin the joy of motherhood into spreading her over-exposed beaver for Hugh Hefner). Even though I haven't read that magazine since I hit puberty, I'm fairly sure that the bunnies aren't being urinated on -- a travesty, I know. Unfortunately for Team KKK, the only thing left for Fatso Kim to do that might possibly shock what's left of her fans is to strap a GoPro to her forehead and have Precious drop a steaming loaf on her chest while Chad Ochocinco throws cheesecake at both of them. Hey, it'll be the classiest film she's been in for a decade.

*7 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Posing Nude Again
  • Kim Kardashian Doing Playboy
  • Kim Kardashian Nude Photoshoot
  • Kim Kardashian Posing Naked Again
  • Kim Kardashian BTS Playboy Shoot

Kate Moss leaving Loulou's in Mayfair, London (6/18)

Kate Moss is celebrating her 40th birthday by putting on her birthday suit for Playboy. Which isn't really that big of a deal. I've seen Kate's boobs so many times I could pick them out of a lineup. "Yes, officer, the really tiny ones." From the New York Post:
Kate Moss is set to take it all off for Playboy. The British fashion model, known for her pin-thin androgynous body emblematic of the heroin-chic look of the '90s, is due to pose nude for the magazine's January issue. Web reports first surfaced earlier this year that she was going to pose in the buff for the iconic men's title. But last week, her hairstylist Oribe Canales let it slip that Moss in fact completed the shoot and that he was on set to style her hair. Moss is expected to appear on the January cover to coincide with Playboy's 60th anniversary and the beauty's own 40th birthday. Fashion photographers Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott shot her for the issue. We're also told Moss has commissioned artist Chuck Close to create a work based on the images from her Playboy session.
It's a good thing that I'm totally into MILFs right now because had this story dropped last month, I'd be giving Kate quite the thrashing. I'm sure that no one in Kate's camp would disagree that she's about 20 years overdue on putting the hatchet wound on display, but better late than never, right? Wrong. If this issue comes out after my old lady phase is over, then believe you me, I'm gonna set fire to it. The world of nude modeling should be left to the 20-year-olds with big racks, smooth skin, and a little life in their eyes, not 40ish ex supermodels with famine tits and raging coke problems. Hugh, you have exactly one week to do right by me. Make it dirty.

*20 Kate Moss pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kate Moss Playboy Pictures
  • Kate Moss Leaving Club
  • Kate Moss Playboy Photoshoot
  • Kate Moss in Mayfair
  • Kate Moss Back in Playboy
  • Kate Moss Partying at Loulous
  • Kate Moss Playboy Nudes
  • Kate Moss Leaving 5 Hertford Street
  • Kate Moss Playboy Cover
  • Kate Moss Nude in Playboy
  • Kate Moss Loulous London Member
  • Kate Moss Playboy Tits
  • Kate Moss Private Club
  • Kate Moss Posing for Playboy
  • Kate Moss Little Black Dress
  • Kate Moss Naked in Playboy
  • Kate Moss LBD Pictures
  • Kate Moss Playboy January
  • Kate Moss Looking Tired
  • An Inebriated Kate Moss
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FYI: Lindsay Lohan's Playboy pics may have leaked to the internets today. You might want to check here. Especially if you're a fan of disappointment.


Lindsay Lohan's Playboy cover

A cover shot of the Playboy Holiday Anniversary issue featuring Lindsay Lohan hit the web today (due on newsstands later this month). It was probably leaked on purpose by the magazine's marketing team. Or Lindsay stole it and sold it to some guy she just met for coke money. Each scenario is equally plausible.

*3 Lindsay Lohan Playboy pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan Playboy Cover 1
  • Lindsay Lohan Playboy Cover 2
  • Lindsay Lohan Playboy Cover 3

Lindsay Lohan's 2008 nude photoshoot for New York Magazine

Even though pretty much everyone already knows already, Lindsay Lohan's rep finally confirmed to E! that she'll be appearing in the January issue of Now I Can Pay My Bills! Playboy. Look for the issue on newsstands in December. In other news, Lindsay Lohan actually has a rep (is he doing an unpaid internship or something?):
"The pictorial is absolutely fantastic and very tasteful, and will be accompanied by an interview that will let readers see another side of Lindsay," rep Steve Honig tells E! News.
Clearly not knowing the definition of the word "classy," Hugh Hefner told to The Insider:
"It's a classic tribute inspired by the original Tom Kelly nude pictorial of Marilyn Monroe, a portion of which was the original playmate in the very first issue of Playboy. Oh yes. And classy, very classy."
I can honestly say that Lindsay Lohan is the gift that keeps on giving. Can you name another celebrity with LiLo's staying power? Lindsay drank Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, the Simpson skanks, and Andy Dick under the table. She burned the tips of Samantha Ronson's fuck fingers clean off, and now she's gonna spread that fire crotch for Playboy. Who else would do that? Who else could? Lindsay either has the work ethic of a Korean deli owner or she had her inner voice murdered. Either way, we should look at her as a shining example of what one can do when one is properly motivated -- and by "motivated" I mean coke-buzzed.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Lindsay Lohan New York Magazine pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*20 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lohan Playboy Photoshoot 1
  • Lohan Playboy Photoshoot 2
  • Lohan Playboy Photoshoot 3
  • Lohan Playboy Photoshoot 4
  • Lohan Playboy Photoshoot 5
  • Lohan Playboy Photoshoot 6
  • Lohan Playboy Photoshoot 7
  • Lohan Playboy Photoshoot 8
  • Lohan Playboy Photoshoot 9
  • Lohan Playboy Photoshoot 10
  • Lohan Playboy Photoshoot 11
  • Lohan Playboy Photoshoot 12
  • Lohan Playboy Photoshoot 13
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  • Lohan Playboy Photoshoot 15
  • Lohan Playboy Photoshoot 16
  • Lohan Playboy Photoshoot 17
  • Lohan Playboy Photoshoot 18
  • Lohan Playboy Photoshoot 19
  • Lohan Playboy Photoshoot 20

Dina Lohan approves of Lindsay's Playboy spread

I think it's more than a little weird to sound enthusiastic about your daughter's Playboy photoshoot, but then again, I actually have a sense of morality. Dina Lohan on the other hand . . .
Dina Lohan is 100% in support of Lindsay's Playboy photo shoot. She tells X17online exclusively, "The photo shoot went well."

The 25-year-old actress is earning more than $750,000 to take it off for the famous men's magazine, according to TMZ. X17online has exclusive photos of Lilo arriving to the shoot at a massive mansion in Beverly Hills with younger sister Ali in tow.
Of course Dina thinks Lindsay's photoshoot "went well" -- she got paid more than $750K for just a few hours of work. What mother wouldn't be proud? The saddest part about this whole story is that even though he was arrested twice this week, Michael Lohan is actually starting to look like the responsible parent in this family. Say what you will about the guy, but at least he doesn't encourage his daughter to take off her clothes for money -- he saves that philosophy for his "girlfriends."

*15 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lohan Mom Support 1
  • Lohan Mom Support 2
  • Lohan Mom Support 3
  • Lohan Mom Support 4
  • Lohan Mom Support 5
  • Lohan Mom Support 6
  • Lohan Mom Support 7
  • Lohan Mom Support 8
  • Lohan Mom Support 9
  • Lohan Mom Support 10
  • Lohan Mom Support 11
  • Lohan Mom Support 12
  • Lohan Mom Support 13
  • Lohan Mom Support 14
  • Lohan Mom Support 15

Is Lindsay Lohan posing nude for Playboy or not?

Lindsay Lohan has officially hit rock bottom: she's posing nude for Playboy. Reminder: Just five years ago, this chick starred in a Disney film (Herbie: Fully Loaded). Cocaine is a terrible terrible drug. TMZ says:
Sources tell us the deal has been in the works for months, and that Lindsay balked at an initial $750K offer because she wanted ... ONE MILLION dollars. We're told Hugh Hefner and Co. recently came back to Lindsay with an offer less than her asking price -- but close enough for her to sign on the dotted line. No word yet on which issue Linds will be featured in ... but it's a good bet she'll be on the cover.
E! is saying that Lindsay will be in the January issue, but she won't be nude (does she have to be a disappointment at everything?):
Lohan was spotted heading into a Beverly Hills mansion, purportedly the scene of the photo shoot, [on Monday]. And a source tells E! News that it was for a non-nude (sorry, folks!) layout for the January issue.
So is Lindsay posing nude or not? I don't know. If anything, Hef made Lindsay get naked just to make sure she didn't steal anything from the mansion. "Hey, that's my soap dish!"

*11 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan Playboy Shoot 1
  • Lindsay Lohan Playboy Shoot 2
  • Lindsay Lohan Playboy Shoot 3
  • Lindsay Lohan Playboy Shoot 4
  • Lindsay Lohan Playboy Shoot 5
  • Lindsay Lohan Playboy Shoot 6
  • Lindsay Lohan Playboy Shoot 7
  • Lindsay Lohan Playboy Shoot 8
  • Lindsay Lohan Playboy Shoot 9
  • Lindsay Lohan Playboy Shoot 10

Every teen boy's fantasy

Of course the big story at last night's Academy Awards was Justin Bieber getting shot and killed at the Vanity Fair afterparty. Nah, I kid, I kid -- these pics are from his appearance on CSI a few weeks ago. But I'm not kidding about Justin's desire to get some hot Playmate ass. Via Contact Music:
Magazine entrepreneur [Hugh] Hefner took his fiancee Crystal Harris to see Bieber's tour documentary Never Say Never on Valentine's Day - and now the Baby hitmaker has asked Hefner if he can attend the raunchy palatial property and meet the infamous Playboy Bunnies.

Speaking to CNN's Piers Morgan, Hefner reveals, "Today we got news that Justin and his father want to come to the Mansion."

And it seems Bieber is set to be a popular visitor - Hefner's fiancee Crystal Harris adds, "I want to meet Justin Bieber. I have Bieber fever. We all do, all the Playmates. We all want to meet him."
Besides hooking up with your buddy's hot mom, this has got to be every teenage boy's ultimate fantasy come true. This kid will be walking around with more wood than Paul Bunyan. It's also nice to know that Justin's father will be there to be a positive influence. Because as every good parent knows, if you don't take your child to the library park world's epicenter of sexual depravity, they might not grow up to be like all the other kids.

*10 Justin Bieber pictures total in the gallery:

  • Justin Bieber Playboy Mansion 1
  • Justin Bieber Playboy Mansion 2
  • Justin Bieber Playboy Mansion 3
  • Justin Bieber Playboy Mansion 4
  • Justin Bieber Playboy Mansion 5
  • Justin Bieber Playboy Mansion 6
  • Justin Bieber Playboy Mansion 7
  • Justin Bieber Playboy Mansion 8
  • Justin Bieber Playboy Mansion 9
  • Justin Bieber Playboy Mansion 10

Whores!

There's been a disease outbreak at the Playboy Mansion . . . but not the good kind of disease where you get to cum. From the New York Post:
Hugh Hefner's iconic bachelor pad is under investigation after more than 80 guests at a conference and party there became sick with a suspected strain of Legionnaires' disease. Scores of attendees at the Domainfest conference in Santa Monica, held Feb. 1 to 3, came down with symptoms including fever, respiratory infections and violent headaches. Four Swedish guests were diagnosed with Legionellosis or pontiac fever -- a milder form of Legionnaires' caused by bacteria that thrives in warm air-conditioning systems.

DNJournal.com editor Ron Jackson, whose wife, Diana, was stricken, said, "So far, the number [of victims] is around 80. Everybody says they became ill around 24 hours after the party.

Jackson said, "Four guys from Sweden were diagnosed with [Legionellosis], and they have the same symptoms as everyone else. I don't want to point the finger at the Playboy Mansion, but the disease blives in warm water, and people were engulfed in mist at that party." He's filed a report with the CDC.
The Playboy Mansion is a cesspool of disease? The hell you say. What else did you expect from a place that's had more seaman drown in its poolside grotto than Pearl Harbor? In all seriousness though, if the Playboy Mansion advertised that they were serving Ebola-laced calamari as appetizers followed by cocktails made up of two parts cholera and one part SARS, you'd still have guys lining up to get in.   

*11 Playboy Mansion pictures total in the gallery:

  • Playboy Mansion Disease 1
  • Playboy Mansion Disease 2
  • Playboy Mansion Disease 3
  • Playboy Mansion Disease 4
  • Playboy Mansion Disease 5
  • Playboy Mansion Disease 6
  • Playboy Mansion Disease 7
  • Playboy Mansion Disease 8
  • Playboy Mansion Disease 9
  • Playboy Mansion Disease 10

Cindy Crawford in the July 1988 issue of Playboy

Hugh Hefner sold off a little part of the Playboy empire last night at an auction in New York. Why? Medical bills, I'm assuming. Dude is 84. From CBC News:
Tom Wesselmann's iconic pop art image of a smiling, lipsticked mouth fetched nearly $1.9 million US at an auction of artwork from the offices of Playboy magazine.

The Christie's auction — dubbed The Year of the Rabbit: The Playboy Collection — saw more than 100 artworks featured in the famed men's lifestyle periodical cross the block in New York on Wednesday.

Other lots included dozens of cartoons, contemporary works and approximately 80 photographs depicting stars such as Marilyn Monroe, Bo Derek, Elle MacPherson, Brigitte Bardot, Stephanie Seymour and Cindy Crawford. Almost all the lots have appeared in Playboy over the years.
I actually couldn't care less about this auction. I just wanted an excuse to post these classic pictures of Cindy Crawford, and attaching them to a story about a sex offender being arrested for murder seemed in poor taste. I like to keep it classy 'round the holidays. Hell, I even put on clean underwear this morning.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Cindy Crawford Playboy pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*15 Cindy Crawford Playboy pictures total in the gallery:

  • Cindy Crawford Playboy Nudes 1
  • Cindy Crawford Playboy Nudes 2
  • Cindy Crawford Playboy Nudes 3
  • Cindy Crawford Playboy Nudes 4
  • Cindy Crawford Playboy Nudes 5
  • Cindy Crawford Playboy Nudes 1
  • Cindy Crawford Playboy Nudes 2
  • Cindy Crawford Playboy Nudes 3
  • Cindy Crawford Playboy Nudes 4
  • Cindy Crawford Playboy Nudes 5
  • Cindy Crawford Playboy Nudes 6
  • Cindy Crawford Playboy Nudes 7
  • Cindy Crawford Playboy Nudes 8
  • Cindy Crawford Playboy Nudes 9
  • Cindy Crawford Playboy Nudes 10

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