Jennifer Lopez filming We Are One in Ft. Lauderdale (2/11)

Along with Pitbull and Brazilian singer Claudia Leitte, Jennifer Lopez donned her hottest hot pants and invaded Ft. Lauderdale yesterday to shoot the music video for the song We Are One, the official anthem of the upcoming World Cup in Brazil. 'Twas a day full of pelvic thrusts, bare midriffs, scantily-clad dancers, and general gaiety. Sounds entertaining. I can't wait to see what J.Lo has planned for the music video for the official anthem of the 2018 World Cup in Qatar: "Please Don't Throw Rocks at Me Because I'm Exposing My Bare Ankles Like a Western Whore." A little wordy, if you ask me . . .

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Jennifer Lopez and Pit Bull filming the music video for Live It Up on the beach in Miami (5/5)

Apparently J.Lo's boyfriend Casper Smart is worried that she's cheating on him with Pitbull. I don't know what he's worried about -- Pitbull is only a successful rapper, singer-songwriter, record producer, television presenter, and actor, while Casper, um, used to be a backup dancer. On second thought . . . From the National Enquirer:
Casper is convinced Jennifer is fooling around with Pitbull behind his back and that he's on the chopping block," said a source. "He confronted her and demanded to know if she's having an affair with Pitbull. Then he ordered her to cut ties with him. Jen was so taken aback that at first she just laughed in Casper's face.

"But then she got really mad. She shot back at him, 'Don't you talk to me like that!' and stormed off. Later, she reminded Casper that she's the boss and moneymaker in the relationship - and if he doesn't like the terms, he can hit the road. And if Jen dumps him, Casper knows his days of living high on the hog are over. He broke down and sobbed, 'Jen can't leave me yet - she promised to make me famous!'"
Come on, National Enquirer. The way you're presenting the facts is inherently dishonest. Saying that J.Lo is cheating on Casper Smart is like saying J.Lo isn't getting her Toyota Corolla detailed at her usual car wash. Casper Smart is a NOBODY, a complete zilch in the entertainment world. He's Kevin Federline minus the extra 200lbs of bacon fat around the midsection. Because of the large discrepancy of status between him and J.Lo, he's not allowed to be worried about cheating. It'd be like if President Obama starting dating Amanda Bynes and she got all worried about the late night phone calls from Beyonce. Dude, he's the fucking leader of the free world and you're about a year from being homeless. Chill out.

*30 J.Lo and Pit Bull pictures total in the gallery:

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Lindsay Lohan is delusional, demanding

Remember in August when Lindsay Lohan filed a lawsuit against Pitbull for the rapper mentioning her in a song (Hustlers move aside, so I'm tiptoein', to keep flowin' - I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan)? Well Lindsay still thinks she's a celebrity with actual pull because she's "ordering" clubs not to play any of his songs if she happens to be in attendance (which is all the time). Aw, how cute . . . and by "cute" I mean "completely insane." From the New York Post.
Lohan claims in court, “Defamatory statements ... are destined to do irreparable harm,” and she “is a professional actor of good repute and standing.” Now her team doesn’t want her to even have to hear Pitbull’s music.

A source at Wednesday’s party for THQ’s “Saints Row: The Third” video game at LA’s Supperclub told us: “Club staff were told that if any Pitbull song comes on, Lindsay would leave -- [it’s] hard since he’s on so many hit songs right now. They briefed the DJ, actress Taryn Manning, that she could not play any Pitbull songs for the time Lindsay was at the event.”
Who are Lindsay's lawyers kidding when they say she's a "professional actor of good repute and standing"? To be an "actor," you need to work. And to be of "good repute and standing," you need to not be a convicted thief currently on probation. Frankly, I don't know what's made Lindsay so upset with this Pitbull guy. Looking at her rap sheet, she may actually have more street cred than he does. She should go into rapping.

*10 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

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Lindsay Lohan leaving the Adele concert in L.A. (8/17)

Lindsay Lohan is suing Pitbull (and writers Ne-Yo and Afrojack) after she says he defamed her with a line in his hit song "Give Me Everything" (Hustlers move aside, so I'm tiptoein', to keep flowin' - I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan). In Lindsay's defense, her bills ain't exactly paying themselves and her unemployment checks ran out in '08. From TMZ:
Lindsay is pissed, claiming in her lawsuit ... "the lyrics, by virtue of its wide appeal, condemnation, excoriation, disparaging or defamatory statements by the defendants about the plaintiff are destined to do irreparable harm to the plaintiff."

Lindsay, who claims in the lawsuit she is "a professional actor of good repute and standing in the Screen Actors Guild, is suing under the New York civil rights laws, which protects people from having their name exploited for commercial purposes.

Lindsay alleges the appearance of her name in the song "causes [Lindsay] to be associated and identified in connection with defendants."
That last line makes it pretty clear why Lindsay's doing this. She hates black people. There's really no other way to interpret that. She might as well have called them "darkies" instead of "defendants."

*10 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

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