Pissed Off Celebs

Sam Ronson at Coffee Bean in L.A. (1/7)

+ Jerry Seinfeld takes a shit on Conan [PopEater]

+ Minka Kelly is seriously hot in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Alessandra Ambrosio rollerblading around Miami in a bikini [IDLYITW]
+ I love when hot chicks become single [Just Jared]
+ Danni Minogue has hard nips [TaxiDriverMovie]

+ Bradley Cooper embraces the gay rumors [Dlisted]
+ Cowboys & Aliens sounds like something I would enjoy [Bam! Kapow!]
+ Fox News fires Sarah Palin [Zelda Lily]
+ This is just disturbing [Attuworld]

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Samantha Ronson at the "Cool vs Cruel Fashion Awards" held at the Bowery Hotel in New York (11/11)

+ Rihanna does her best Katy Perry impression [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Emmy Rossum seems to have misplaced her top (SFWish) [Holy Taco]
+ Nicole Richie might die [Just Jared]
+ Rihanna upskirt pic (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ There's no hiding this dude's sexuality [PopEater]

+ Leighton Meester + Sexy Lingerie = A Very Good Thing [Popoholic]
+ Leighton Meester also looks like a freaking clown [moejackson]
+ The Hulkster got the shit kicked out of him [Litely Salted]
+ I also want Gisel Bundchen or Jennifer Aniston's body [Cele|bitchy]

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Elizabeth Hurley leaving Jo Hansford salon in London (10/12)

+ Jenna Fischer from The Office in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Kelly Brook (with cupcakes over her boobs) for no good reason [IDLYITW]
+ Megan Fox looking good at the Spike TV Scream Awards [Just Jared]
+ Cheryl Cole nip slip (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Where did Britney's tits go? [Dlisted]

+ Whitney Houston had a wardrobe malfunction live on TV [PopEater]
+ Spiderman 4 is on the horizon [Bam! Kapow!]
+ Cindy Crawford's still got it [Derek Hail]
+ What hot chicks in Hollywood would look like with beards [Attuworld]

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Gavin Rossdale and his son Kingston at Carney's restaurant in West Hollywood (10/4)

Well fuck you, too, Gavin. Wait, are you still angry that we elected a black president? Well you can take your intolerance and hatred and get the hell on out of here! I bid you good day.

Samantha Ronson at the Charlotte Ronson Fashion Show at Fashion Week in New York (9/11)

+ Holly Madison will do pretty much anything for cash [The Superficial]

+ Megan Fox likes to eat girls. Wait, what? [IDLYITW]
+ Sophie Monk. In spandex. [Drunken Stepfather]
+ I would dance with Charlize any day of the week [OK! Magazine]
+ How to completely humiliate yourself in public [Holy Taco]

+ Jamie Lynn Spears at her most jailbaitiness [College Humor]
+ Kanye's girlfriend gets nude for Complex magazine [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Eva LaRue is proud of her tits [moejackson]
+ When did Hilary Duff get cleavage? [Popoholic]
+ A little something for the ladies [I'm Not Obsessed]

+ Animals humping other animals. Funny. [CityRag]
+ Kelly Osbourne talks drug abuse [A Socialite's Life]
+ Paula Abdul mocks Ellen Degeneres on VH1 [Yeeeah!]
+ Amy Winehouse attempting a comeback? [popbytes]

Kid Rock at The Estate nightclub in Boston (8/1)

I'll never understand the bitterness of guys born with extremely small penises. Seems like you should just accept the cards that god dealt you and try not to be an asshole all the time.

Pink (and husband Carey Hart) outside Mel's Diner in Van Nuys (5/15)

I think it'd be a fun game to guess why Pink seemed so angry last Friday:

• She just found out that Fruit of the Loom no longer makes her favorite style of underwear in "Huge Cock" size.
  

That's actually all I have so far . . .

Eminem leaving BBC Radio studios in London (5/12)

+ Holly Madison and her big boobs in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Gemma Atkinson Lingerie Pictures from Zoo [Egotastic!]
+ Kirstie Alley lashes out at blog [Geno's World]
+ Marilyn Manson has a new chick [Just Jared]
+ I'm surprised she's even wearing panties [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Jenna-Louise Coleman looks like jailbait, but is not [Bastardly]

+ Marisa Miller brings her hotness to Shape magazine [Popoholic]
+ Madonna's marrying her boy toy? [Lossip]
+ Linda Hogan compares herself to Catherine Zeta Jones [Webster's Is My Bitch]
+ Shanna Moakler resigns as co-director of Miss CA pageant [Cele|bitchy]

Audrina Patridge out and about in Hollywood (4/22)

+ Britney, Miley, and Heidi make Baby Jesus cry [The Superficial]

+ Mia Farrow going on a hunger strike [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Boobies! (NSFW) [College Humor]
+ Amy Winehouse has a new skin disorder [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Lisa Rinna Bikini Pictures [Egotastic!]
+ Rachael Ray is see through [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Now that is one sexy mug shot [Dlisted]
+ Mischa Barton is a fashion freak [Bastardly]
+ Timberlake and Biel make out at the Lakers game [The Blemish]
+ Studios must hate Tom Cruise [Cele|bitchy]

+ Big A-list booty [CityRag]
+ Guess the boob anomaly [Double Viking]
+ The ten best cop shows currently on TV [Pajiba]
+ Emma Watson is a little minx [Derek Hail]

Lady Gaga leaving her concert at the Wiltern in L.A. (3/13)

+ Did Rebecca Romijn's boobs get bigger? [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Holly Madison does the stripper quickstep [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Kristin Cavallari Bikini Pictures Are Kinda Pathetic [Egotastic!]
+ Jessica Simpson used to have a wonky eye like Paris Hilton [College Humor]
+ Jessica Taylor looking drop dead sexy in lingerie [Popoholic]

+ Bravo's Real Housewives series is going to Jersey [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Asian dads are awesome [Holy Taco]
+ Lindsay Lohan gets into another car accident [A Socialite's Life]
+ Final 4 of American Idol revealed . . . maybe [Dlisted]

+ How Kobe Bryant sees the world [Double Viking]
+ The Woz needs our help! [F-Listed]
+ O.J. Simpson needs your money for his defense [Busted Coverage]
+ 15 of the hottest women from Venezuela [Attuworld]