Pink

Pink performing at the O2 Arena in London (4/20)

In case you care, Pink announced recently that she and her estranged-husband Carey Hart are getting back together. And by "getting back together" I mean they're gonna put their wedding rings back on, live in the same house, but bang other people. Sweet! From the Chicago Sun Times:

Turns out all that hoopla about breakup of the marriage of rocker Pink and her motorcross star hubby, Carey Hart, was a bit exaggerated. Seems the couple never got around to filing for divorce. Anyway, now they're back together, but have apparently worked out what the couple is calling an "open marriage" deal. According to a member of Pink's team, it's "kind of like the marriage that Dolly Parton has with her husband ... and that's lasted for decades."

Why is it that "open marriages" are almost always between two ugly people? I mean seriously, if you don't find your significant other hot enough to bang, who else is? These two should just suck it up and do what the rest of society does when they're in a relationship that they don't like: work it out get a divorce download tons of hot submissive Asian porn.

Pink bikini pics!

Pink in Miami (July 2007)

Pink riding her motorcycle in L.A. (11/19/08)

Pink and Wilmer Valderrama ran into each other at an Ultimate Fighting event in Las Vegas a few weeks ago. A few hours later, they probably had sex. *shudders* A friend of Valderrama's told the National Enquirer:

"Wilmer was in the floor seats when Pink came in with a bodyguard and sat behind him. It was obvious she'd started her partying earlier because when a photographer asked him to take her picture, she told him, 'No, I'm too drunk!'"

The blonde-again Grammy winner flirted with Wilmer through the entire fight card - and he two walked out hand-in-hand, said the source. They headed for an after-party at LAX, where they settled into a VIP table onstage and tossed back shots of Patron tequila followed by drinking Duckhorn Merlot.

"Pink and Wilmer were definitely feeling no pain, and they got very touchy-feely," according to an eyewitness. (Print Edition - 1/19)

I have so many questions after reading this. "Who did who?", "What was Wilmer Valderama doing with floor seats?", and "If Pink stood on Wilmer's shoulders would they finally meet the height requirement for a rollercoaster?" Even more amazing: Pink had time to drink, hook up with Wilmer, and party all AFTER defending her UFC Welterweight belt earlier in the evening. What a warrior.