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Pink (and husband Carey Hart) outside Mel's Diner in Van Nuys (5/15)

I think it'd be a fun game to guess why Pink seemed so angry last Friday:

• She just found out that Fruit of the Loom no longer makes her favorite style of underwear in "Huge Cock" size.
  

That's actually all I have so far . . .

Pink admits she's bisexual

Though she shot down the claims on her Twitter, Pink was sounding awfully bisexual in the interview she did with News of the World on Saturday:

"I'm not embarrassed about being bisexual. This is who I am . . . Love is pure and I try to keep it that way. This is who I am, what I feel. I think it's unnecessary to draw the subject out, but I think it even more stupid not to discuss it. It seems as if bisexuality is a trend and I should whip up the masses. Well, I don't believe in trends, I just believe in me."

"I would also be just as happy with a new women [as opposed to her husband Carey Hart]. I'm not complicated, I sing about love in all its shapes, forms and colours. My love knows no colour, no gender, no fuss. I speak my mind, I sing about everyday stuff such as homosexuality and sadly the homophobia that always comes with it."

Wait a minute, Pink's a woman? Oh shit. I always thought people were kidding. You know, like making bomb threat jokes on an airplane. Turns out pilots actually love that. Go ahead, try for yourself.

Pink performing at the O2 Arena in London (4/20)

In case you care, Pink announced recently that she and her estranged-husband Carey Hart are getting back together. And by "getting back together" I mean they're gonna put their wedding rings back on, live in the same house, but bang other people. Sweet! From the Chicago Sun Times:

Turns out all that hoopla about breakup of the marriage of rocker Pink and her motorcross star hubby, Carey Hart, was a bit exaggerated. Seems the couple never got around to filing for divorce. Anyway, now they're back together, but have apparently worked out what the couple is calling an "open marriage" deal. According to a member of Pink's team, it's "kind of like the marriage that Dolly Parton has with her husband ... and that's lasted for decades."

Why is it that "open marriages" are almost always between two ugly people? I mean seriously, if you don't find your significant other hot enough to bang, who else is? These two should just suck it up and do what the rest of society does when they're in a relationship that they don't like: work it out get a divorce download tons of hot submissive Asian porn.

Pink bikini pics!

Pink in Miami (July 2007)

Pink riding her motorcycle in L.A. (11/19/08)

Pink and Wilmer Valderrama ran into each other at an Ultimate Fighting event in Las Vegas a few weeks ago. A few hours later, they probably had sex. *shudders* A friend of Valderrama's told the National Enquirer:

"Wilmer was in the floor seats when Pink came in with a bodyguard and sat behind him. It was obvious she'd started her partying earlier because when a photographer asked him to take her picture, she told him, 'No, I'm too drunk!'"

The blonde-again Grammy winner flirted with Wilmer through the entire fight card - and he two walked out hand-in-hand, said the source. They headed for an after-party at LAX, where they settled into a VIP table onstage and tossed back shots of Patron tequila followed by drinking Duckhorn Merlot.

"Pink and Wilmer were definitely feeling no pain, and they got very touchy-feely," according to an eyewitness. (Print Edition - 1/19)

I have so many questions after reading this. "Who did who?", "What was Wilmer Valderama doing with floor seats?", and "If Pink stood on Wilmer's shoulders would they finally meet the height requirement for a rollercoaster?" Even more amazing: Pink had time to drink, hook up with Wilmer, and party all AFTER defending her UFC Welterweight belt earlier in the evening. What a warrior.

Alicia Moore (aka Pink) bikini pics! (Malibu - 7/2)

I've never wanted summer to end as badly as I do now. If by chance I were to stumble upon one of those wish-granting genies in a bottle, my first wish would be to blanket Southern California with three feet of snow. Anything to keep Pink indoors.

NOTE: I know what you're thinking and the answer is yes. Pink can leg press a Toyota.

Pink bikini pictures! (Malibu - 5/14)

This just in: nine out of ten dentists agree that pictures of Pink at the beach fucking suck.*

*I'm pretty sure that tenth dentist's gay so, ya' know, his vote only counts as 3/5ths.

Pink bikini pics! (Malibu - 5/5)

And I wish she wasn't. If I was ranking the things in that picture I would fuck -- and really, why wouldn't I? -- it would go something like: 1. the dude 2. the dog . . . is the kayak an option?

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Pink bikini pics! (Malibu - 4/12)

Of course there are worse ways to start a week than seeing a bunch of pictures of Pink in a bikini. Swimming with sharks while wearing a suit made of meat for example . . . Yeah, that's pretty much it.

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"Is that a penis?"

Pink and her husband Carey Hart are on the verge of divorce because, DEAR GOD, Pink wants to have a baby and Carey can't stop cheating. The New York Daily News says:

Well-placed sources tell us that pop star Pink's marriage is on its last legs. Apparently, when the singer married her biker beau, Carey Hart, she took a "Don't ask, don't tell" policy and agreed to let him have his fun when she's away on tour. But she's changed her mind now that her biological clock has started ticking. "Divorce is just around the corner," says our mole. "Carey has this one blond in particular that he takes everywhere, even public appearances. But Pink knew what she was getting into!" (Source)

This story has to be bullshit . . . there's no way Pink is on tour! Am I supposed to believe that people would actually pay to see this bitch perform? I'd rather fight a grizzly bear with boxing gloves made of steak than hear Pink wail. The bottom line to this story is that open relationships never work . . . unless you're Paris Hilton and then being "open" seems to boost your career.