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Carey Hart is an asshole, possibly racist

A few paparazzi were taking pictures of Pink and Carey Hart yesterday as they were leaving their house in Santa Monica [because that's what they do -- they take pictures of celebrities in public], and apparently the couple took offense [again, to having their picture taken in public] with Pink flipping them off and Carey getting into one of the guy's faces trying to provoke a fight [because he was taking pictures of him in public]. OK, tough guy. Let's see you try that shit with me. I'd pull your hair so fast you wouldn't know what hit you!

*18 Carey Hart pictures total in the gallery:

Pink and Carey Hart in Malibu (7/16)

Here's some pics of Pink and Carey Hart in Malibu on Sunday openly flouting Los Angeles County's ban on alcohol at the beach. Section 17.12.320 of the Los Angeles County Municipal Code says:

Alcoholic beverages restricted.

A person shall not enter, be or remain on any beach while in possession of any can, bottle, or other receptacle containing any alcoholic beverage which has been opened, or a seal broken, or the contents of which have been partially removed, or while consuming any alcoholic beverages except at a concession facility duly authorized by the board of supervisors or in connection with a special event duly authorized by the director of the department of beaches and harbors for which the sponsoring organization is properly licensed by the State Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control.

I don't know what's more shocking: Pink and Carey's behavior, or the fact that they're actually drinking good beer (Chimay Blue). I always figured them as more of a Natural Light kind of couple. And by "Natural Light," I mean meth.

*16 Pink and Carey Hart pictures total in the gallery:

Pink leaving a photography class in Brentwood (2/2)

+ Oh lighten the hell up [PopEater]

+ I really want to make passionate love to this woman [The Superficial]
+ Super hot Megan Fox candids [Celebuzz]
+ Rihanna sucks at naked texting [IDLYITW]
+ Kim Kardashian in a bikini for FHM [Drunken Stepfather]

+ This is not the topless celebrity I want to see [Caught on Set]
+ Diane Kruger has looked hotter [Popoholic]
+ Leighton Meester is pretty funny [College Humor]
+ Candice Swanepoel's ass is awe inspiring [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Lisa Snowdon has a nice rack [moejackson]
+ What a fashionable bitch [The Blemish]
+ Gag me [CityRag]
+ Hi boobs [Double Viking]

*27 Pink pictures total in the gallery:

Pink leaving a Do It Center in Malibu (11/10)

+ Julia Roberts might be cheating on her husband [Cele|bitchy]

+ Tara Reid is being Tara Reid again [The Superficial]
+ Kanye West got a Presidential pardon [Celebuzz]
+ I think she's been around a pole or two in her life [IDLYITW]
+ Rihanna has a thick ass (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Microsoft might kill Katy Perry if she's keeps yapping [PopEater]
+ Olivia Wilde looking classy and beautiful as usual [Popoholic]
+ I love girls who flash (NSFW) [College Humor]
+ Selena Gomez's cuteness gets molested [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Minka Kelly is hot at everything [moejackson]
+ This is just ridiculous [Dlisted]
+ Olivia Munn talks sex, tee-hee [The Blemish]
+ Uh oh, someone can't find their bra [Double Viking]

*20 Pink pictures total in the gallery:

Pink at Privatclub Berlin in Germany (6/9)

That's Pink getting hammered late last week in Berlin. And no she's not drinking a fancy daiquiri with an umbrella. Dude is drinking straight whiskey. Reminds me a lot of my dad . . . no, not the hard alcohol part -- I mean the pink nails and frosted tips. *hangs head in shame*

*11 pics total in the gallery:

Pink and Carey Hart in Malibu

When Pink and her husband Carey Hart split up in 2008, he had sex with Jesse James' main ho, Bombshell McGee. Quick, wash your penis! You too Carey Hart! McGee’s former husband Shane Modica told Radar:

“I knew about her fling with Carey Hart, Michelle told me that she had slept with him. She flew out to Las Vegas to see him but she was upset that they never got to spend as much time together as she expected too."

A source close to Pink and Hart confirmed to RadarOnline.com that Hart and McGee met at the ASR convention in San Diego in September 2008, hooking up at a private house afterwards.  Modica also alleged that Hart- who was estranged from wife Pink at the time- visited McGee's strip club in San Diego to watch her dance.

“One of her female friends was friendly with Carey also and Michelle got angry that things did not pan out as they expected," Modica added. “This was before her time with Jesse James. It is so typical of Michelle because she always goes for the guy who she thinks has the deepest pockets. It’s horrible because she sleeps with anybody who she believes can help her out."

Apparently guys covered in ink are more attracted to this Bombshell chick than Kirstie Alley is to The Cheesecake Factory . . . I mean before Kirstie was banned for "the incident." The lesson to be learned from this story is this: If you're a guy who likes chicks with plastic chests and recently painted faces, don't date Bombshell -- download a Peter North video. Kids, ask your parents who that is.

Pink at a gas station in Santa Monica (8/31)

+ Penelope Cruz is fat, or possibly pregnant [Drunken Stepfather]

+ I still can't believe she got a role in a movie [Just Jared]
+ Lauren Pope is topless [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Lindsay Lohan's voicemail got hacked [The Blemish]
+ 25 most embarassing facebook comments [Holy Taco]

+ John Mayer better be careful, Jessica Simpson wants a baby [A Socialite's Life]
+ Megan Fox looking hot at the Jennifer's Body premiere [Attuworld]
+ Jennifer Connely is see-through [IDLYITW]
+ Jennifer Love Hewitt's boyfriend makes fun of her naked body [Cele|bitchy]

Pink at Iroha Sushi of Tokyo restaurant in Studio City (9/1)

+ Tony Romo's new girlfriend way hotter than Jessica Simpson [IDLYITW]

+ A little something for the ladies [Just Jared]
+ Mariah Carey's drunk tits [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Jenny McCarthy reveals her weight [PopEater]
+ Kim Kardashian strips down to her undies for Twitter [Popoholic]

+ Maria Grazia Cucinotta continues to show off her cleavage [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ 25 sexiest people of Wal-Mart [Holy Taco]
+ Boobies! (NSFW) [College Humor]
+ Daniel Craig has a sweet new pornstache [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

Pink (and husband Carey Hart) outside Mel's Diner in Van Nuys (5/15)

I think it'd be a fun game to guess why Pink seemed so angry last Friday:

• She just found out that Fruit of the Loom no longer makes her favorite style of underwear in "Huge Cock" size.
  

That's actually all I have so far . . .

Pink admits she's bisexual

Though she shot down the claims on her Twitter, Pink was sounding awfully bisexual in the interview she did with News of the World on Saturday:

"I'm not embarrassed about being bisexual. This is who I am . . . Love is pure and I try to keep it that way. This is who I am, what I feel. I think it's unnecessary to draw the subject out, but I think it even more stupid not to discuss it. It seems as if bisexuality is a trend and I should whip up the masses. Well, I don't believe in trends, I just believe in me."

"I would also be just as happy with a new women [as opposed to her husband Carey Hart]. I'm not complicated, I sing about love in all its shapes, forms and colours. My love knows no colour, no gender, no fuss. I speak my mind, I sing about everyday stuff such as homosexuality and sadly the homophobia that always comes with it."

Wait a minute, Pink's a woman? Oh shit. I always thought people were kidding. You know, like making bomb threat jokes on an airplane. Turns out pilots actually love that. Go ahead, try for yourself.