Piers Morgan

"These are why I'm famous."

Piers Morgan really scored a coup when the Kardashian sisters -- minus Khloe (apparently they couldn't squeeze her in on set) -- agreed to appear on his new talk show last week. Too bad their retarded fans have never heard of "CNN." From Sky News:

The Piers Morgan Tonight show launched on January 17 with 2.1 million viewers tuning in to CNN to see him interview Oprah. But since then, ratings have fallen nearly every day, reaching a low of 498,000 on Thursday when reality television stars Kim and Kourtney Kardashian appeared.

His interview with the sisters was beaten in the ratings war by rival talk shows on the US channels Fox News and MSNBC, as well as a supermarket documentary on CNBC.

Is anyone surprised that more people tuned in to a supermarket documentary than a talk show featuring the Kardashians? If you're not, go to your local Walmart or shopping mall and take a look around. This country's infatuation with eating has reached a point that it's a shock that our cumulative weight hasn't dragged the entire continent more underwater than Atlantis Nicolas Cage's mortgage.

*23 Kim and Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

Olivia Wilde out and about in Venice Beach (pics start here)

Joshua Jackson and his girlfriend Diane Kruger leaving the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood (pics start here)

Actress Michelle Yeoh out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett in Hollywood (pics start here)

Britney Spears and Jason Trawick leaving Rite-Aid in Calabasas (pics start here)

Gwen Stefani and her sons Kingston and Zuma at Coldwater Canyon Park in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Sandra Bullock at LAX airport (pics start here)

Selma Blair leaving TLC Pet Medical Center in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Paul Rudd arriving at the Hotel de Rome in Berlin (pics start here)

Lily Allen leaving Nobu in London (pics start here)

Actress Talulah Riley at the BAFTA award nominations at BAFTA headquaters in London (pics start here)

Piers Morgan outside Good Morning America studios in New York (pics start here)

*107 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery: