Keely Shaye Smith in Kauai (1/16)
Pierce Brosnan is living it up with his wife Keeley Shaye Smith this week in Hawaii. That's Keely above shortly after she jumped into the ocean . . . In unrelated news, a 60 foot wave just hit Tokyo.
Pierce Brosnan
Pierce Brosnan allegedly assaulted a photographer outside a movie theatre in Malibu Friday night. A friend of the photographers, Blair Hanson, told OK! magazine about the incident:
"My friend Rob was keeping his distance and saying nice things to Pierce like "I love your movies.’" claims Blair. "Pierce was just fake smiling and then went right in his face. Pierce said to him 'Why don't you fuck off, mate!' And he started to fight with him," he laughs and added, "my friend said he instinctively just hit him in the balls."Calls by OK! to reps for Pierce have not yet been returned. A police report has been filed against the actor and more info should be released later today regarding the incident. (Source)
He was punched in the balls? James Bond doesn't get punched in the balls. No this story is all wrong. Did he at least fuck his wife? Tell me he fucked the guy's wife. Throw me a bone here.
Pierce Brosnan is not James Bond. On a recent flight from Kauai to Los Angeles, Brosnan's plane had to land in Honolulu due to a medical emergency. When a flight attendant asked if there were any doctors on board, a passenger turned to Brosnan and joked:
"Come on, you're Bond. Shouldn't you be able to do something about this?" Brosnan kind of laughed and said, "Unfortunately that's only in my make-believe life.' " (Source)
Funny, I'm also James Bond in my make-believe life. Just the other days I stopped a Russian industrialist from launching a satellite that would have controlled your thoughts via radio waves. I lost a leg and my virginity but, hey, the country wasn't saving itself. You guys owe me!
