Phoebe Price bikini pics! (Malibu - 8/10)
Note to Phoebe Price: the next time you read a magazine during one of your attention-whoring staged photoshoots, try to pick one without a story about cancer on the cover. And it that’s simply impossible because every celebrity weekly has a story about cancer on the cover, try to at least look like you’re not laughing on the inside.
Phoebe Price bikini pics!
Hey, great, more Phoebe Price bikini pics. That was sarcasm. I wouldn’t beat off to this chick if you glued my hand to my penis. I might be more excited if I knew why this bitch was even remotely famous. She seems to pose for a ton of cheesy staged photos and that’s pretty much it. A lot like Heidi and Spencer except I’m pretty sure that, when Phoebe dies, she isn’t doomed to eternal damnation in hell.
[Flynet]
Phoebe Price bikini pics! (Malibu - 6/7)
Phoebe honey, you can’t possibly think that’s sexy. You want sexy? Wear a parka. It’s true. For ugly chicks, heavy winter clothes that cover every square inch of your body is the new blue. I read it in Vogue.
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Phoebe Price bikini pics! (Malibu - 5/3)
After this photo was taken, that dude’s foot had to be amputated, run over, and then burned.
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Phoebe Price bikini pics! (Malibu - 4/26)
Whoa. That’s scary. I didn’t know it was physically possible to be that white. Anne Frank had a better tan than this bitch.
Phoebe Price
Actress and model Phoebe Price outside the Newsroom Cafe in Beverly Hills (2/6)
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The sun still hits Southern California, right? Yeah, I thought so. It’s just that after seeing this Phoebe Price chick in Malibu over the weekend, I couldn’t help but question everything I know about the earth’s rotation. Supposedly Phoebe used to be a model. Hand model maybe. Yeah, I went there.
