Phil Spector sentenced to 19 years in prison Phil Spector was sentenced to 19 years to life today for the murder of actress Lana Clarkson. The sentence finally ends the six-year legal ordeal which began with the music producer's arrest in 2003 and featured a mistrial along the way. When asked to comment on the sentence, Spector's new cell mate -- an imposing black dude with an impossibly huge cock -- started smiling.
NOTE: Spector is being given credit for 47 days time served, which gives him 18 years, 318 days, to plan his Memorial Day 2028 party. Can't wait!
Phil Spector's mug shot You probably heard this yesterday but in his retrial, music producer Phil Spector was found guilty of second-degree murder in the death of actress Lana Clarkson. That's his mug shot, taken after the verdict. That pic does not bode well for Phil's time in prison. When you haven't even started serving your sentence and you already have that "I was just raped by a 375-pound black dude named 'Tiny' who also stole my jello" look on your face, you might wanna think about just killing yourself.
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The judge in the Phil Spector trial just declared a mistrial because the jury couldn't reach a decision. Apparently ten of the jurors felt Miller Lite tastes great while two holdouts stubbornly maintained it was less filling. Something like that.
