Rosie O'Donnell could have nailed Petra Nemcova I don't know how I missed this yesterday in the story about
Rosie O'Donnell almost hooking up with Angelina Jolie, but she almost hooked up with Petra Nemcova as well. Of course she did. Why wouldn't a smoking hot supermodel be attracted to a cranky old lesbian? From the
San Francisco Chronicle:
Rosie O'Donnell missed the chance to date a supermodel after failing to pick up love signals from Petra Nemcova when the stunner was a guest on her chat show.
O'Donnell, who recently split from her wife Kelli Carpenter, insists she'd never date another celebrity - but she could have hooked up with the Czech beauty.
O'Donnell tells U.S. radio host Howard Stern her staff members made it clear that Nemcova, who has never confessed to being gay, was hitting on her - but the host was too focused on interviewing her to notice.
She says, "You would have to have a neon sign that said 'Rosie, I'm hitting on you' for me to get it... She did give me her phone number and we did talk on the phone a couple of times."
OK, I could believe the Angelina story -- she's crazy enough to do pretty much anything with anyone (rumor is she once fucked the 3000-year-old mummified corpse of an Egyptian pharaoh she purchased off the black market). But Petra Nemcova is pushing it. Clearly Rosie is spreading these sexy rumors to make her ex-wife Kelli jealous. Hell, I did the same thing with my last ex-girlfriend, telling everyone that I nailed the entire Swedish Bikini Team during Spring Break. In reality, it was only half, but you should have seen how mad she got. What a bitch!
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Czech model Petra Nemcova
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Petra Nemcova at the Happy Hearts Fund Masquerade Ball held at Cipriani restaurant in New York (11/17)
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Petra Nemcova at the "Evening of Dreams" benefit in L.A. (9/16)
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Czech supermodel Petra Nemcova
Petra Nemcova ignored at Cannes
Despite her best efforts, supermodel Petra Nemcova was pretty much ignored on the red carpet earlier this week at a charity event in Cannes. The New York Post says:
Poor Petra Nemcova. Not only was her former fling, Sean Penn, ignoring her all over the Cannes Film Festival, but paparazzi are snubbing her as well. During Tuesday's event for Wyclef Jean's "Together for Haiti" charity, spies said Nemcova, "stood alone waving the Haitian flag for attention" while red-carpet snappers swarmed around Paul Simon. (Source)
There's a good reason why no one was taking pictures of Petra's face. With the likes of Paul Simon and Sean Penn in attendance, everyone's eyeline only reached her knees. If Petra really wants to gain some attention she should fake a disability like Christopher Reeve did.
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Petra Nemcova at the 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner in New York City (4/7)
Petra Nemcova for Tres Jolie lingerie
I guess representing one lingerie company (La Senza) isn't enough. Petra Nemcova is the new face of "Tres Jolie" lingerie. In other news, it was learned today that Petra Nemcova has a face.
Petra Nemcova at the Cavalli Halloween Party in New York (10/31)
I love this picture. You got a pimp on one side and a dude staring at Petra's ass on the other. Reminds me a lot of my daughter's baptism. Ahhhh, memories *wipes tear* Still I'm a little disappointed in her costume--there's a tad too much fabric. No worries Petra, you can try again next year. Remember we do things a bit different here in the United States. Less Cleopatra, more Slutty Cleopatra.
