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Czech supermodel Petra Nemcova

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Petra Nemcova ignored at Cannes

Despite her best efforts, supermodel Petra Nemcova was pretty much ignored on the red carpet earlier this week at a charity event in Cannes. The New York Post says:

Poor Petra Nemcova. Not only was her former fling, Sean Penn, ignoring her all over the Cannes Film Festival, but paparazzi are snubbing her as well. During Tuesday’s event for Wyclef Jean’s “Together for Haiti” charity, spies said Nemcova, “stood alone waving the Haitian flag for attention” while red-carpet snappers swarmed around Paul Simon. (Source)

There’s a good reason why no one was taking pictures of Petra’s face. With the likes of Paul Simon and Sean Penn in attendance, everyone’s eyeline only reached her knees. If Petra really wants to gain some attention she should fake a disability like Christopher Reeve did.

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Petra Nemcova at the 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner in New York City (4/7)

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Petra Nemcova for Tres Jolie lingerie

I guess representing one lingerie company (La Senza) isn’t enough. Petra Nemcova is the new face of “Tres Jolie” lingerie. In other news, it was learned today that Petra Nemcova has a face.

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Czech supermodel Petra Nemcova

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Petra Nemcova at the Cavalli Halloween Party in New York (10/31)

I love this picture. You got a pimp on one side and a dude staring at Petra’s ass on the other. Reminds me a lot of my daughter’s baptism. Ahhhh, memories *wipes tear* Still I’m a little disappointed in her costume–there’s a tad too much fabric. No worries Petra, you can try again next year. Remember we do things a bit different here in the United States. Less Cleopatra, more Slutty Cleopatra.

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Supermodel Petra Nemcova is the new face of La Senza Lingerie. She told The Daily Mail:

“Lingerie modeling makes you feel so sexy and good about yourself. I really enjoyed the shoot, there was a fantastic team - we had tons of fun. Some [garments] are sexy, some girly, some comfy and some a bit more risque - but they all make you feel great. My favorite garment was the black push-up bra - it had such great shaping but still has very thin straps.” (Source)

Petra Nemcova-Bulge in my Pants; Bulge in my Pants-Petra Nemcova. I’m glad you two finally met.

Czech supermodel Petra Nemcova

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Petra Nemcova has moved on from ex-boyfriend James Blunt. The Supermodel/tsunami survivor was seen making out with with Paris Hilton’s ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos at New York’s Bungalow 8. According to a witness:

“She was grinding him. It was pretty gross. I mean, he used to sleep with Paris. Eww.” (Source)

Wow. Surviving a devastating tsunami only to fall to a case of second-hand herpes. C’mon God, QUIT BEING SUCH A DICK!

Looks like supermodel Petra Nemcova and below-average-looking-even-if-you- only-compare-him-to-other-bad-looking-guys singer James Blunt have finally split up. Though breakup rumors seem to pop up every few months for these two, the separation looks legit this time. According to a source “very close to Blunt”:

“They split in February. It’s very amicable. They remain good friends.” (Source)

And who’s moving in on the now single Blunt? None other than Lindsay Lohan:

The unlikely pair were recently spotted together on three occasions in L.A.: At Teddy’s Wednesday night, then Lohan’s place very late Wednesday night and early Thursday morning, and finally the singer’s hotel room around 3 a.m. Saturday morning. (Source)

If being connected to every famous dude in Hollywood was some sort of pro sport, Lindsay would be an all star. She’s like the Hank Aaron of blowing famous dudes.