Petra Nemcova

Petra Nemcova

Czech model Petra Nemcova

*22 Petra Nemcova pictures total in the gallery:

Petra Nemcova

Petra Nemcova at the "2010 Charlize Theron African Outreach Project" at The Darby Restaurant in New York (12/6)

*10 Petra Nemcova pictures total in the gallery:

Petra Nemcova

Petra Nemcova at "The Happy Hearts Fund - Land of Dreams: Thailand" event held at the Metropolitan Pavilion in New York (11/20)

Rosie O'Donnell could have nailed Petra Nemcova

I don't know how I missed this yesterday in the story about Rosie O'Donnell almost hooking up with Angelina Jolie, but she almost hooked up with Petra Nemcova as well. Of course she did. Why wouldn't a smoking hot supermodel be attracted to a cranky old lesbian? From the San Francisco Chronicle:

Rosie O'Donnell missed the chance to date a supermodel after failing to pick up love signals from Petra Nemcova when the stunner was a guest on her chat show.

O'Donnell, who recently split from her wife Kelli Carpenter, insists she'd never date another celebrity - but she could have hooked up with the Czech beauty.

O'Donnell tells U.S. radio host Howard Stern her staff members made it clear that Nemcova, who has never confessed to being gay, was hitting on her - but the host was too focused on interviewing her to notice.

She says, "You would have to have a neon sign that said 'Rosie, I'm hitting on you' for me to get it... She did give me her phone number and we did talk on the phone a couple of times."

OK, I could believe the Angelina story -- she's crazy enough to do pretty much anything with anyone (rumor is she once fucked the 3000-year-old mummified corpse of an Egyptian pharaoh she purchased off the black market). But Petra Nemcova is pushing it. Clearly Rosie is spreading these sexy rumors to make her ex-wife Kelli jealous. Hell, I did the same thing with my last ex-girlfriend, telling everyone that I nailed the entire Swedish Bikini Team during Spring Break. In reality, it was only half, but you should have seen how mad she got. What a bitch!

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Petra Nemcova

Czech model Petra Nemcova