Pete Wentz is mistaken
Pete Wentz had a little mix-up yesterday. Bauer-Griffin explains:
Pete Wentz makes a quick trip to Rite Aid but during his short time inside forgets which car is his and tries to get into a Mercedes Benz S550 instead of his own S600.
This is exactly why I tie a red ribbon to my S600. It helps avoid confusion.
Pacific Coast News
Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson's dad, Joe, were involved in an altercation with security guards outside club Jet in Las Vegas after the VMAs on Sunday. The trouble started when a bouncer wouldn't let Wentz's entire entourage through a door to an SUV waiting for the group. After Wentz started screaming at him, the much-bigger guard shoved him, which knocked girlfriend Ashlee Simpson against a wall. The Daily News has the rest:
We watched as Wentz rushed to her aid. The Fall Out Boy bassist rained punches on the much-taller door sentries. Papa Joe also dove into the chaos. "When somebody messes with my baby, then it's over!" Joe told us later, drawing his finger across his throat.Happily, the sound and fury didn't result in any serious injuries, and the Simpson-Wentz group managed to leave. Outside, Wentz stomped around and spat on the wall of the club. "[Bleep] this place!" he screeched, vowing never to set foot inside again. (Source)
When did Joe Simpson turn 21? Because that's the age I was when I last got into a drunken fight with a bouncer. The next thing we'll hear is that Joe has been trying on his Mother's panties and dancing in front of the mirror like a pretty little ballerina . . . like all 21-year-olds do . . . right? . . . help me out here . . . right?
Bauer-Griffin
Emo-rocker Pete Wentz was patted down yesterday while going through security at LAX and I say it's about damn time. Who among us can honestly say they haven't shifted uncomfortably in their seat after seeing a 135 pound man wearing eyeshadow board their plane? It doesn't make you a bad person. It's just a sign of the times.
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Ashlee Simpson and her boyfriend, Pete Wentz, pissed off a bunch of sponsors at Lollapalooza in Chicago by accepting a bunch of free swag yet refusing to take pictures. A "snitch" told the New York Daily News:
"Pete was a host [of the party] and Ashlee was his guest, but although they hit up a lot of the gifting suites, nobody got photos," said a snitch. However, another sponsor was given the cold shoulder for entirely different reasons. "They were given 'KY Intimacy kits,' but they wouldn't take photos with them. They were both overheard saying how Joe [Simpson, Ashlee's manager dad] would murder them if they started showing off that stuff." (Source)
Damn right Papa Joe would murder Ashlee if she was parading around with KY Jelly ... that's THEIR lubricant of choice. Or is it tears .... ? Wait, no, that's Jessica. My bad.
Not surprisingly, Joe Simpson, the father/manager of Ashlee Simpson, doesn't approve of his youngest daughter's romance with Fall Out Boy rocker Pete Wentz. Joe thinks Ashlee's acting way too wild. On her upcoming CD, Ashlee cusses on two tracks! Oh no! From the National Enquirer:
"Joe says he's going to put his foot down," said a source. "Ashlee may be of age, but Joe's determined to show he's still calling the shots. All of her former boyfriends were Joe-approved – but Pete is a wild card." (Source)
She lip-syncs her songs so the obvious question that follows is does she lip-sync her orgasms? - (Editor's Note: Obviously!) I can totally see her in bed screaming, "Yes! Yes!! YES!!!" and then Pete saying, "Um ... I haven't started yet." And as for her father telling her who she can date, if the guy's name doesn't start with "J" and end with "OE SIMPSON", her father won't approve. I think I read somewhere where he said that Ashlee was the better kisser of his two daughters ... who knew?!?
BTW, the marriage/pregnancy rumors about Pete and Ashley are not true. Yayyy!!!!!
Pete Wentz's new East Village bar, Angels & Kings, opened last night. The Fall Out Boy lead singer, along with Gym Class Heroes lead singer Travis McCoy and Yellow Fever clothing designer Jamison Ernest, opened the New York City bar because they wanted a place where "all our loser friends can hang out." Wentz also got tired of hanging out at clubs with an uptight atmosphere:
"It's different when you want to bring your friends to a place . . . and maybe we're just not cool enough to get in. We really just want someplace where we can hang out and be ourselves. It will be a bit of a dive, which we need." Ernest added that his vision for the bar was "a place that anyone can go and have sex in the bathroom and not get in trouble." (Source)
What a relief! I can't tell you how many times I've been kicked out of bars for having sex in the bathroom. Wait, masturbation counts as sex, right? God I hope so. I'd hate to have that whole "virgin" thing hanging over my head when I hit 30.
Fall Out Boy was scheduled supposed to kick-off the Honda Civic Tour April 18 but the tour had to be pushed back. Bassist Pete Wentz chalked up the delay to "personal issues" he was going through.--like maybe the fact he doesn't want to be in the band. Wentz told Guitar World's Bass Guitar magazine that sometimes he wishes the band "would break up tomorrow." Regarding his rock star ego, Pete told the mag:
"I don't wake up every morning and lick my reflection off the mirror. But hey, show me a musician who isn't caught up in himself."
He doesn't wake up every morning and his lick his reflection in the mirror because that dude he's sleeping next to does it for him. Seriously, if this guy's straight then my mom can run a four minute mile and she's been permanently wheelchair-bound ever since falling into that novelty-sized vat of chocolate at the Hershey's factory. If only she had listened and we had gone to Graceland that summer.
Even though Pete Wentz has been spotted numerous times kissing Ashlee Simpson, the two are not an "official" couple. Pete revealed to Rolling Stone Magazine that things between the two might be different in he had access to a cool spaceship. Wait, what?:
"Maybe in a different universe, we'd be some hot couple, but not in this one," Wentz said, before admitting, "I'm attracted to creative people and train wrecks, and there's no shortage of that in Los Angeles." (Source)
Whatever Pete, no none cares about you. You may have fame and fortune but can you type 20 words a minute AND throw a football nearly 20 yards on the fly? That's called range my friends and it's what makes me a better human being than you. Plus I have it on very good authority (thanks Grandma!) that all the ladies considers me "very handsome and polite."
P.S. As for the train wrecks Pete is talking about, in the last few days I've heard talk about him hooking up with both Lindsay Lohan and Rumer Willis. Have fun with that burning sensation the next time you urinate Pete
Pete Wentz at the ck one Music Lounge at the Hard Rock Hotel
