Pete Wentz

Pete Wentz at a toy store in West Hollywood last year . . . possibly trying to pick up on young girls

Pete Wentz's bar in New York, Angels & Kings, was shut down last Friday for serving alcohol to minors -- the third such offense this year. From People:

A spokesperson for Angels & Kings tells People: "There was an outstanding legal issue which the owners are now working to correct."

This is the bar's third citation, but the previous two citations were thrown out of court earlier this year. According to New York Liquor Authority spokesman William Crowley, however, the previous violations could still result in penalties and punitive measures.

"This is breaking the law and taken very seriously," according to an NYPD officer. "If the problem consistently happens, there is a chance of permanent shutdown of the bar."

Pete Wentz is so fucked. Once all these 17 and 18-year-olds sober up, they're gonna realize how much Fall Out Boy blows. His album sales are gonna plummet. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if we see him on a street corner in six months selling his body. "Hey Mister, I'll suck your cock real good if you buy me some eyeliner."

Ashlee Simpson at the T-Mobile Sidekick LX launch party in Hollywood (5/14)

Sorry for the lack of posts this afternoon. Been having some technical difficulties. Not having technical difficulties? Ashlee Simpson's uterus. It works just fine. In fact, she may be pregnant again. Via Hollyscoop:

While Ashlee is excited about her new addition, her husband Pete Wentz is apparently having second thoughts. A source tells Star, "He loves Ash and Bronx. But he also loves his freedom. He thinks a second kid could change things for the worse. He doesn't want to be tied down and stuck at home all the time."

On the other hand, Ashlee is hoping baby #2 will be the glue that sticks the family together once and for all. The source says, “She loves Pete and wants to hang on to him. She believes this second baby will really clinch the deal.” Neither Ashlee nor Pete’s reps have made a comment on the news.

Great idea Ashlee. Use your infant children as a prop to trap your husband. That's certain to be the key to a healthy relationship -- ask Britney. I might actually feel bad for these two if Ashlee weren't so self-absorbed and Pete didn't look like a skinny female version of Kelly Osbourne. Of course, considering the amount of make-up he wears, it could all be Pete's idea to turn Ashlee's uterus into a clown car.

Pete Wentz hearts strippers

Remember that story a few weeks ago about Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz's marital troubles? Apparently Pete's partying too much for Ashlee's liking. Well I don't think these pics are going to help. Pics of your husband partying with strippers while you're at home with the baby usually don't. From Star:

The Fall Out Boy bassist — who was without his wife of nearly one year — partied hard with about 50 band members, dancers and pals (including Girls Next Door star Holly Madison) following a sold-out show at the Palms Casino Resort on April 5.

"Everybody was going absolutely crazy," an eyewitness tells Star. "People were even drunkenly playing makeshift Slip 'n' Slide with a mat and lubricant. And Pete was in great spirits. He was dancing and singing along to his band's own songs, grinding up against the dancers [and] dancing on a pool table with the girls."

However, earlier in the day, Ashlee — who headed back home after attending FOB's April 4 concert in Irvine, Calif. — Twittered: "I am beyond sad to leave my love... My heart is breaking as we drive home." And also: "I need my hubs."

This is dumb -- of course Pete missed his wife. While two of the strippers -- Diamond and Marcedes I believe -- were giving Pete a private lollipop show in the bathroom, he accidentally called one of them 'Ashlee.' I thought that was pretty sweet of him. But of course Star didn't mention that.

The Simpson-Wentzs in South Beach last year

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Simpson-Wentz's marriage is in trouble. Supposedly Pete spends way too much time getting ready -- an hour on his eyeliner alone -- and Ashlee is just fed up. Just kidding. But admit it, that does sound plausible. From the New York Post:

Party animals-turned-parents Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are having trouble with their new domestic lifestyle. An insider told Page Six, "Ashlee and Pete are on the rocks. He is going out all the time and she's stuck at home. It's just not working." A rep for Simpson, who's currently spending some alone time with her hubby in Australia without baby Bronx Mowgli, said, "This is not true. Everything is fine in their world." (Source)

Divorce? Failed career? Ashlee, your sister Jessica called. She wants her shtick back . . . and an 8 pc. Breast & Wing Meal from KFC. Stat!

Jessica Simpson's new Size 8 ass

OK, this confirms it. Pete Wentz has a vagina and a HUGE one at that. From US Weekly:

Pete Wentz is defending sister-in-law Jessica Simpson -- who shocked fans at a weekend chili cook-off with a fuller figure.

"I think that the media puts too harsh of a spotlight on women in general, and I think it's a bummer," the Fall Out Boy told Extra from the NFL Pepsi Smash Super Bowl Bash in Tampa, Florida Thursday, when asked about Simpson's new curves.

"It's bad for young women," Wentz added. "I see it affecting young girls who come to our shows, and that's a bummer. Real beauty is on the inside, man." (Source)

It's time to get serious here for a second. As much I don't like the guy, Pete has a great point and the sooner we all realize it, the better off we'll be as a society. Trust me, I know this from experience. Where I'm from, FairyTaleLand, real beauty isn't measured by such things as hot tits, hot asses, and hot skinny waists.