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Pete Wentz and his girlfriend Meagan Camper out and about in Studio City (11/6)

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*10 Pete Wentz pictures total in the gallery:

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz on their honeymoon in the Caribbean in 2008 

Did Pete Wentz have a prescription drug addiction that ultimately led to Ashlee Simpson filing for divorce? Sure, why not. From the National Enquirer:

Ashlee Simpson pulled the plug on her marriage to Pete Wentz because of his out-of-control dug habit, say sources. Fed up with the rocker's abuse of prescription drugs, his wandering eye and because she feared for the safety of the couple's 2-year-old son, the singer-actress filed for divorce on Feb.9 after less than three years of marriage. Although Ashlee had been pressing Pete to go to rehab for a while - and had even threatened to leave him - insiders say the troubled musician didn't take her demands seriously until it was too late.

"Ashlee realized that Pete had become a functioning addict and that he wasn't making any effort to quit," revealed an insider. He'd been taking the sleeping pill Ambien OxyContin, said the source -- and Ashlee had concerns about Pete's behavior around their son Bronx. "More than once, Ashlee has been awakened in the middle of the night by Pete standing over her in a zombie-like stupor mumbling incoherently," the insider said. "And when she told him about these frightening episodes the next morning, he couldn't remember what happened. Pete's behavior was getting worse as time went on- and he wouldn't admit to a problem."

Where's the compassion for this guy? If you were married to that loudmouthed harpy and looked like an anorexic emo hobbit, you'd be taking pills to make yourself feel better too. Frankly, I'm surprised this guy wasn't in a completely comatose state 24/7. Fortunately for Pete, if he wants to ensure that everyone (i.e. America) ends up happy, there's still one more pill he could take: a cyanide capsule.

*15 Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz pictures total in the gallery:

Ashlee Simpson leaving the Andy Lecompte Salon In West Hollywood (1/27)

And another one bites the dust. Ashlee Simpson filed for divorce today from her comically-small and painfully-unfunny husband Pete Wentz, ending their 2 1/2 year marriage. Even his name is tiny. From People:

"After careful consideration, we have made the difficult decision to file for divorce," the couple said through a spokesperson. "We remain friends and deeply committed and loving parents to our son Bronx, whose happiness and well-being remains our No. 1 priority. We ask that everyone honor our privacy as we navigate this next phase of our lives."

In the court papers, which were signed by Simpson-Wentz on Monday and filed on Tuesday, it says the couple's date of separation is to be determined. Simpson-Wentz is seeking primary physical custody of their 2-year-old son, Bronx, with visitation for Wentz. She is also seeking to go back to her maiden name of Simpson and drop "Wentz."

Aw man, this is terrible news for Pete. Now he has nobody to help get cans down from the top shelf and protect him from strange noises in the nighttime. "Ash-Ash-Ash-Ashlee . . . I head a strange noise in the li-li-li-living room . . . can you go ma-ma-ma-make sure no one's there?"

*15 Ashlee Simpson pictures total in the gallery:

Pete Wentz shopping in West Hollywood (12/14)

It's official: Pete Wentz has overtaken Justin Bieber as the least-intimidating celebrity in Hollywood. He can't weigh more than 110 pounds soaking wet, right? If Bieber and him ever got into it, it'd be like two kittens fighting over a ball of yarn. It'd be the cutest god damn thing ever.

*5 Pete Wentz pictures total in the gallery:

Pete Wentz out and about in L.A. (2/25)

In this post we list things funnier than Pete Wentz:

• AIDS orphans
• Car accidents
• Death squads
• An AIDS orphan fleeing from a death squad who gets into a car accident

Pete Wentz leaving Starbucks in New York (1/18)

Bad news if you're a fan of Pete Wentz's band Fall Out Boy. First of all, you're a fan of Fall Out Boy. Sorry. Second, Pete got fired. He wrote on his blog yesterday:

i dont know the future of fall out boy. its embarrassing to say one thing and then have the future dictate another. as far as i know fall out boy is on break. (no one wants to say the “h” word). as much as i dont have a solo project, i also cant predict that id ever play in fall out boy again. not due to personal relationships as much as a band we grew apart.

I'm sure Pete will land back on his feet. There's plenty of jobs out there . . . wait, is getting your lunch money stolen by a pack of 9-year-olds while you run away screaming for your life considered a "job"?

Pete Wentz out and about in New York (1/6)

I know these pics are a few weeks old but I just ran across them today. Holy crap, how small is Pete Wentz? He's like a mini little person. He's so cute. Dammit, I want one. I could dress him up, paint his nails, put eyeshadow on him -- you know, stuff he normally does.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz leaving Petco in L.A. (9/16)

I don't know what it is with the Simpson sisters and marriage, but clearly it's not for them (see here, here, and here). Maybe they should take up crocheting or scrapbooking instead. From Star magazine:

There's no denying the chemistry between Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Colin Egglesfield on Melrose Place — and it seems life is imitating art for these two! In between filming scenes on Sept. 23, an overly flirty Ashlee got touchy-feely with Colin while her husband, Pete Wentz, was on tour in Dallas with Fall Out Boy.

Dressed only in a loosely tied robe, Ash, who plays not-so-innocent Violet Foster, kept grabbing Colin's hand and hugging him repeatedly, an eyewitness tells Star. "They hung out together for hours. She giggled nonstop and did the whole hair-flip thing."

Ashlee has been crushing hard on Colin, who plays nice guy Auggie Kirkpatrick, since she scored the role on Melrose. "One of the first things Ash said was, 'The guy who plays Auggie is really hot,'" reveals a close friend.

But while Ashlee is giddy over Colin, her husband is jealous — and the two have been fighting worse than ever over her costar, which is starting to affect her work. On a few occasions, she broke down in sobs after angry phone calls, says a Melrose set source.

Pete has nothing to worry about. This Colin guy clearly isn't Ashlee's type (effeminate douchebag emo midgets) -- in fact he looks like just the opposite, or at least like someone who isn't afraid of sunlight. The only time Pete should get jealous of one of Ashlee's colleagues is when she starts acting with co-stars who are more like him -- e.g. when her career implodes and she starts doing tampon commercials.

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson leaving the Hard Rock Cafe in New York (6/24)

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson got into it over the weekend in Chicago. Why? Because Ashlee Simpson is a fucking bitch of course. From the San Francisco Chronicle:

The pair was celebrating the first anniversary of Wentz's Chicago bar, Angels & Demons, on Saturday when the singer reportedly shouted at him to leave in front of partygoers. Simpson-Wentz had been drinking and the pair continued to argue heavily when they left the venue, according to reports.

A source said that Ashlee "came up completely wasted and yells at him to leave. They fought, she told him he was horrible in front of a whole group of people and made him leave his own party early. So they make a scene and leave the bar."

Pete and Ashlee aren't only fighting in public, they're going at it at home as well. A reenactment of a fight they had last week:
 
Ashlee: "Dammit Pete! Will you stop using my eyeliner! There's hardly any left!"
 
Pete: "Fine. Then give me back my black fingernail polish!"
 
Ashlee: "You can't have that, you traded it to me for my Replenishing Hair Masque."
 
Pete: *runs off weeping*
 
Ashlee: "Pussy!"

Pete Wentz at the Cottage Hair Studio in Beverly Hills (6/15)

If you think Pete Wentz doesn't spend the bulk of his day doing fabulous things like getting his hair done at Beverly Hills' salons, I've got some bad news for you . . .