Today was going down as a boring day until I found a picture of this awkward kiss between Pete Doherty and Kate Moss. Pete seems to be more concerned about the spider that's crawling across the floor. As for Kate?—something tells me there's a veterinarian somewhere missing his supply of horse-tranquilizers.
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty
Unconfirmed reports have Pete Doherty and Kate Moss getting married "within weeks" and, as most of you loyal readers already know, unconfirmed reports are the most satisfying. Anyways, such a momentous "junkie-union" can only be recognized via the ancient Japanese form of haiku:
Pete and Kate marriage?
Wedding night to last for days
Oops! Back to rehab
[WENN]
Pete Doherty took some time out of his busy rehab schedule Monday to attend court:
Judge Jane McIver was so impressed with Pete's progress that she delayed sentencing him for various drug possession charges until October. She told the BABYSHAMBLES frontman that sending him to prison now would be counter-productive given that he is currently drying out in The Priory clinic.Bizarrely, the judge told Pete - who looked dapper in a black suit and striped tie - that she liked one of his songs. She told him: "The Blinding is very good, but I'm not sure about the words." Doherty pleaded guilty last month to five counts of possessing heroin, cocaine - of which some was crack cocaine - and cannabis.
I thought Pete Doherty was supposed to go to rehab, not Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. He looks like a damn choir boy. I've known monks who were more suspicious looking than Pete. On the bright side, Pete's rehab stay is almost over. Be patient, though. It'll probably take a few hours until he reverts back to the junkie we all know and love. I wonder how he'll top shooting up heroine into a passed out woman? Knowing Pete, he'll find a way.
