Recently in Pete Doherty Category

"A few people on the plane recognised Pete and he went to the bathroom more than halfway into the flight. He had been in there for about 25 minutes when the announcement came over the tannoy for the crew to prepare the flight for landing. The crew knocked on the door but Pete didn’t come out. They eventually managed to get in 10 minutes before the plane landed."

"Fancy ma top hat guvnuh!"

Pete Doherty wants to prove to the world he's serious about kicking his drug habit by running 26.2 miles . . . in a row . . . in one day . . . in a row. China Daily (Your #1 Source for the Hottest Celebrity Gossip!) says:

British rocker Pete Doherty has made his biggest statement yet he is serious about kicking his drug habit - by training for London's gruelling 26-mile marathon. The Babyshambles star is desperate to improve his health and shed the weight he gained during a stint in rehab, and so has agreed to take part in next year's annual sporting event.

A source tells British newspaper the Daily Mirror, "He knows that people will be surprised by his efforts to be healthier but he really wants to turn over a new leaf. A spokesman for Doherty says, "There is some truth to this - you never know what could happen." (Source)

Wait a sec, race volunteers still hand out cups of water and Gatorade on the side of the course, not crack pipes, right? OK, I just wanted to make sure I hadn't gone completely insane. The 1945 version of FDR has a better chance at finishing a marathon than this guy. A little polio humor right there folks.

NOTE: I just did a Google Image Search for "Crack Pipe" and Pete Doherty had two images on the second page of results and four on the third.

Pete Doherty in London (12/3)

Pete Doherty was seen arriving at Amy Winehouse's house last night at 4 A.M. with a mysterious "white powder" all over his pants. When he left later that morning, the stains were gone. That's it, I'm moving to London. Funnel cake at 4 A.M. has been a dream of mine for many years now. That and two supermodels at the same time. Thought I'd accomplished it earlier this summer but it turns out one of the chicks was just a catalog model. Lying whore.

Pete Doherty injecting heroine (11/2)

Just days after completing a six week rehab program and hours after claiming he was drug free at the MTV Europe Music Awards, rocker Pete Doherty was filmed injecting heroine into his arm. A source close to Pete told The Sun (UK):

"It's not the first time he's injected since he was supposed to have gone clean. He may have got clean through rehab, but as soon as the temptation is put in front of him, he cannot help himself. It's so sad to see. He's been given so many chances and so many fresh starts and he just throws them all away. It's not fair on those who have tried to help. It makes a mockery of the legal system. Anyone else would have been sent to jail by now." (Source)

Hold on, hold on, I'm writing this down, "don't . . . trust . . . dudes . . . addicted . . . to . . . heroine" OK, I got it. That note's going in the ol' wallet. Never again will I be fooled!

That's Pete Doherty getting his cat high out of a specially made miniature crack pipe. No seriously, that's Pete Doherty getting his cat high out of a specially made miniature crack pipe. One of the Pete's friends told The Sun:

“Pete thinks it’s hilarious to get it wasted. He even made a special mini-crack pipe out of a bottle so it can get the maximum hit. But the kitten is starting to get really bad withdrawal symptoms. It has lost some of its balance and takes huge risks jumping over things that are too high. It thinks it can fly. It’s really distressing to see.” (Source)

Wow, as if cats weren't annoying enough. Imagine living with one hooked on crack. You'd go to work in the morning knowing there was a good chance your stereo might be gone when you get home. As for rent, yeah, good luck with that.

Kate Moss is afraid ex-boyfriend Pete Doherty may sell two videotapes that document the couple's "unusual daily activities" *coughsextapecough*. The 33-year-old supermodel made a habit of taping everything Pete and her did together and now she's worried those tapes may fall into the wrong hands. A source told British tabloid The Sun:

"There are still some bits and pieces floating about of Pete with Kate. She has got rid of most of it. Six out of eight tapes have been destroyed. But she wanted to bury the lot before he could humiliate her by selling them or putting them on the Internet. Pete could do what he wants with them." Referring to the video clips previously posted online, the source adds, "If they made that public, just think what could be on the tapes they held back." (Source)

Why is Kate worried--no one wants to see her sex tape. If I wanted to see someone having sex with a skeleton, I'd hide in Joel Madden's closet for the night. All of which begs this question: since Nicole Richie looks dead, is Joel Madden considered a necrophiliac? Yes folks, these are the questions that keep me up at night.

Pete Doherty and Kate Moss entered a London rehab clinic yesterday to "battle their demons side by side." The couple was noticed by passers-by as they entered the Capio Nightingale Hospital only a few block away from Kate's home in North West London. Kate and Pete are no strangers to rehab, both having spent time in a facility before. According to a source:

"They arrived together and will be supporting each other. They looked very much a couple as they came in and she is clearly worried about him."

I love all the romance surrounding Valentine's Day. A dozen red roses here, a candlelit dinner there, a his and her stay at the rehab clinic to kick a heroine addiction. Nothing says love like walking hand in hand with your significant other to get your daily methadone injection. The first time Kate and Pete sneak away together to get their fix, they should interlock their arms while injecting each other. With a romantic gesture such as that, why even buy roses?

UPDATE: The Sun has an awesome video of Pete up today and it's not of him trout fishing

One more junkietastic pic after the jump...

Despite what you may have heard yesterday, Kate Moss and Pete Doherty were not married over the weekend. British newspapers such as The Sun and The Daily Mirror reported that the two love-junkies were married in a candlelit Buddhist ceremony on a beach in Thailand. While Moss and Doherty are in Thailand, they went there to celebrate the New Year--not get married. Moss' spokesman Stuart Higgins called the reports "entirely false" saying:

"There has not been any kind of marriage ceremony in Thailand. She is on holiday."

Oh great! Now what I am supposed to do with the gift I bought them? One of the places they registered was this dark alley behind my house (convenient!). Unfortunately, all the good gifts were already taken. I finally settled on an old sofa cushion that Kate or Pete can collapse onto during one of their drug-induced stupors. It's so perfect!

Moss and Doherty are in Thailand, they went there to celebrate the New Year--not get married. Moss' spokesman Stuart Higgins called the reports "entirely false" saying:

"There has not been any kind of marriage ceremony in Thailand. She is on holiday."

Oh great! Now what I am supposed to do with the gift I bought them? One of the places they registered was this dark alley behind my house (convenient!). Unfortunately, all the good gifts were already taken. I finally settled on an old sofa cushion that Kate or Pete can collapse onto during one of their drug-induced stupors. It's so perfect!

Kate Moss and Pete Doherty

Unconfirmed reports have Pete Doherty and Kate Moss getting married "within weeks" and, as most of you loyal readers already know, unconfirmed reports are the most satisfying. Anyways, such a momentous "junkie-union" can only be recognized via the ancient Japanese form of haiku:

Pete and Kate marriage?

Wedding night to last for days

Oops! Back to rehab

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Pete Doherty took some time out of his busy rehab schedule Monday to attend court:

Judge Jane McIver was so impressed with Pete's progress that she delayed sentencing him for various drug possession charges until October. She told the BABYSHAMBLES frontman that sending him to prison now would be counter-productive given that he is currently drying out in The Priory clinic.

Bizarrely, the judge told Pete - who looked dapper in a black suit and striped tie - that she liked one of his songs. She told him: "The Blinding is very good, but I'm not sure about the words." Doherty pleaded guilty last month to five counts of possessing heroin, cocaine - of which some was crack cocaine - and cannabis.

I thought Pete Doherty was supposed to go to rehab, not Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. He looks like a damn choir boy. I've known monks who were more suspicious looking than Pete. On the bright side, Pete's rehab stay is almost over. Be patient, though. It'll probably take a few hours until he reverts back to the junkie we all know and love. I wonder how he'll top shooting up heroine into a passed out woman? Knowing Pete, he'll find a way.

attend court:

Judge Jane McIver was so impressed with Pete's progress that she delayed sentencing him for various drug possession charges until October. She told the BABYSHAMBLES frontman that sending him to prison now would be counter-productive given that he is currently drying out in The Priory clinic.

Bizarrely, the judge told Pete - who looked dapper in a black suit and striped tie - that she liked one of his songs. She told him: "The Blinding is very good, but I'm not sure about the words." Doherty pleaded guilty last month to five counts of possessing heroin, cocaine - of which some was crack cocaine - and cannabis.

I thought Pete Doherty was supposed to go to rehab, not Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. He looks like a damn choir boy. I've known monks who were more suspicious looking than Pete. On the bright side, Pete's rehab stay is almost over. Be patient, though. It'll probably take a few hours until he reverts back to the junkie we all know and love. I wonder how he'll top shooting up heroine into a passed out woman? Knowing Pete, he'll find a way.

attend court:

Judge Jane McIver was so impressed with Pete's progress that she delayed sentencing him for various drug possession charges until October. She told the BABYSHAMBLES frontman that sending him to prison now would be counter-productive given that he is currently drying out in The Priory clinic.

Bizarrely, the judge told Pete - who looked dapper in a black suit and striped tie - that she liked one of his songs. She told him: "The Blinding is very good, but I'm not sure about the words." Doherty pleaded guilty last month to five counts of possessing heroin, cocaine - of which some was crack cocaine - and cannabis.

I thought Pete Doherty was supposed to go to rehab, not Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. He looks like a damn choir boy. I've known monks who were more suspicious looking than Pete. On the bright side, Pete's rehab stay is almost over. Be patient, though. It'll probably take a few hours until he reverts back to the junkie we all know and love. I wonder how he'll top shooting up heroine into a passed out woman? Knowing Pete, he'll find a way.