Pete Doherty in London last November high as a motherfucker
English rocker Pete Doherty (and ex-boyfriend of Kate Moss) was arrested last Friday after British Airways' flight attendants found him passed out in a lavatory with a needle sticking out of his arm. Insert "Mile High Club" joke here. A passenger told the Daily Mail:
"A few people on the plane recognised Pete and he went to the bathroom more than halfway into the flight. He had been in there for about 25 minutes when the announcement came over the tannoy for the crew to prepare the flight for landing. The crew knocked on the door but Pete didn’t come out. They eventually managed to get in 10 minutes before the plane landed."
Let's not get the wrong idea here about Pete. Just because he was found with a needle sticking out of his arm doesn't necessarily mean he was shooting up heroin. It easily could have been meth.
Pete Doherty wants to prove to the world he's serious about kicking his drug habit by running 26.2 miles . . . in a row . . . in one day . . . in a row. China Daily (Your #1 Source for the Hottest Celebrity Gossip!) says:
British rocker Pete Doherty has made his biggest statement yet he is serious about kicking his drug habit - by training for London's gruelling 26-mile marathon. The Babyshambles star is desperate to improve his health and shed the weight he gained during a stint in rehab, and so has agreed to take part in next year's annual sporting event.
A source tells British newspaper the Daily Mirror, "He knows that people will be surprised by his efforts to be healthier but he really wants to turn over a new leaf. A spokesman for Doherty says, "There is some truth to this - you never know what could happen." (Source)
Wait a sec, race volunteers still hand out cups of water and Gatorade on the side of the course, not crack pipes, right? OK, I just wanted to make sure I hadn't gone completely insane. The 1945 version of FDR has a better chance at finishing a marathon than this guy. A little polio humor right there folks.
NOTE: I just did a Google Image Search for "Crack Pipe" and Pete Doherty had two images on the second page of results and four on the third.
Pete Doherty was seen arriving at Amy Winehouse's house last night at 4 A.M. with a mysterious "white powder" all over his pants. When he left later that morning, the stains were gone. That's it, I'm moving to London. Funnel cake at 4 A.M. has been a dream of mine for many years now. That and two supermodels at the same time. Thought I'd accomplished it earlier this summer but it turns out one of the chicks was just a catalog model. Lying whore.
Just days after completing a six week rehab program and hours after claiming he was drug free at the MTV Europe Music Awards, rocker Pete Doherty was filmed injecting heroine into his arm. A source close to Pete told The Sun (UK):
"It's not the first time he's injected since he was supposed to have gone clean. He may have got clean through rehab, but as soon as the temptation is put in front of him, he cannot help himself. It's so sad to see. He's been given so many chances and so many fresh starts and he just throws them all away. It's not fair on those who have tried to help. It makes a mockery of the legal system. Anyone else would have been sent to jail by now." (Source)
Hold on, hold on, I'm writing this down, "don't . . . trust . . . dudes . . . addicted . . . to . . . heroine" OK, I got it. That note's going in the ol' wallet. Never again will I be fooled!
That's Pete Doherty getting his cat high out of a specially made miniature crack pipe. No seriously, that's Pete Doherty getting his cat high out of a specially made miniature crack pipe. One of the Pete's friends told The Sun:
“Pete thinks it’s hilarious to get it wasted. He even made a special mini-crack pipe out of a bottle so it can get the maximum hit. But the kitten is starting to get really bad withdrawal symptoms. It has lost some of its balance and takes huge risks jumping over things that are too high. It thinks it can fly. It’s really distressing to see.” (Source)
Wow, as if cats weren't annoying enough. Imagine living with one hooked on crack. You'd go to work in the morning knowing there was a good chance your stereo might be gone when you get home. As for rent, yeah, good luck with that.
Kate Moss is afraid ex-boyfriend Pete Doherty may sell two videotapes that document the couple's "unusual daily activities" *coughsextapecough*. The 33-year-old supermodel made a habit of taping everything Pete and her did together and now she's worried those tapes may fall into the wrong hands. A source told British tabloid The Sun:
"There are still some bits and pieces floating about of Pete with Kate. She has got rid of most of it. Six out of eight tapes have been destroyed. But she wanted to bury the lot before he could humiliate her by selling them or putting them on the Internet. Pete could do what he wants with them." Referring to the video clips previously posted online, the source adds, "If they made that public, just think what could be on the tapes they held back." (Source)
Why is Kate worried--no one wants to see her sex tape. If I wanted to see someone having sex with a skeleton, I'd hide in Joel Madden's closet for the night. All of which begs this question: since Nicole Richie looks dead, is Joel Madden considered a necrophiliac? Yes folks, these are the questions that keep me up at night.
Pete Doherty and Kate Moss entered a London rehab clinic yesterday to "battle their demons side by side." The couple was noticed by passers-by as they entered the Capio Nightingale Hospital only a few block away from Kate's home in North West London. Kate and Pete are no strangers to rehab, both having spent time in a facility before. According to a source:
"They arrived together and will be supporting each other. They looked very much a couple as they came in and she is clearly worried about him."
I love all the romance surrounding Valentine's Day. A dozen red roses here, a candlelit dinner there, a his and her stay at the rehab clinic to kick a heroine addiction. Nothing says love like walking hand in hand with your significant other to get your daily methadone injection. The first time Kate and Pete sneak away together to get their fix, they should interlock their arms while injecting each other. With a romantic gesture such as that, why even buy roses?
UPDATE: The Sun has an awesome video of Pete up today and it's not of him trout fishing
Despite what you may have heard yesterday, Kate Moss and Pete Doherty were not married over the weekend. British newspapers such as The Sun and The Daily Mirror reported that the two love-junkies were married in a candlelit Buddhist ceremony on a beach in Thailand. While Moss and Doherty are in Thailand, they went there to celebrate the New Year--not get married. Moss' spokesman Stuart Higgins called the reports "entirely false" saying:
"There has not been any kind of marriage ceremony in Thailand. She is on holiday."
Oh great! Now what I am supposed to do with the gift I bought them? One of the places they registered was this dark alley behind my house (convenient!). Unfortunately, all the good gifts were already taken. I finally settled on an old sofa cushion that Kate or Pete can collapse onto during one of their drug-induced stupors. It's so perfect!
Babyshambles frontman Pete Doherty is in trouble yet again. After London police pulled him over for driving erratically...surprise! surprise!...they found crack cocaine in his car:
The 27-year-old musician, along with car's other two occupants, were arrested on suspicion of drug possession. All three men were released from Bethnal Green police station pending analysis of the substances recovered, said a Scotland Yard spokeswoman, speaking on condition of anonymity in line with force policy. They must report back to police in December. Doherty was released on bail Sunday.
Fucking cops killing yet another guy's buzz. If I sound a little bitter, it's because of what happened to me last Tuesday afternoon. This motorcycle cop pulled me over because I hit ONE stop sign.* So I tell him "Tell me, Mr. 'so-called' Police Officer, how straight are you gonna drive after killing an entire bottle of Jack Daniels?" The asshole knew I had a point, too, I could see it in his face--yet he still tasered me.
According to Pete Doherty's gardener uncle (seriously), Kate Moss is pregnant with Pete's kid:
Gardener Phil Michels told the Sunday Mirror: "I have spoken to Pete twice about the baby and he has confirmed that Kate is pregnant." Phil said he spoke to Doherty on Friday when the singer called him from Italy, where he is performing with his band Babyshambles. The rocker told him Kate had had a scan, everything was fine so they were happy to share the news.
Is it even medically possible for Kate Moss to pump out a kid? She weighs like 90 pounds. As soon as the baby's head "passes through" her, her hips are gonna pretty much shatter. The doctor's going to have to wear one of the bomb squad suits so he doesn't get sprayed with Kate Moss shrapnel. For God's sake, how many more victims will Kate Moss shrapnel claim?!?
