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Rumer Willis is one of the most beautiful people in the world

Rumer Willis is one of the most beautiful people in the world

Every year the People magazine "Most Beautiful People" issue is released around this time and every year America lets out a collective "ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?!?" to People's editors. Making the cut this year? Rumer Willis. So People magazine editors, let me be the first to proudly say, "ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?!?" The only list this chick should be making is my annual compiling of the "100 Most Pale Celebrities". Rumer wins again!

UPDATE: Amanda Beard made the list? Really? I saw her at the ESPYS last year and "beautiful" was the last word I'd use to describe her. Her face looks like something that would haunt kids in an R.L. Stine novel. Apparently the main qualifying factor to make this list is no major physical deformities.