Penelope Cruz and Pedro Almodovar at a dinner party honoring the director in New York (10/9)
Is Madonna using Penelope Cruz to get close to famed Spanish filmmaker Pedro Almodovar? Of course she is silly. She's a monster. From the
Chicago Sun Times:
There's word Madonna has put her friend Penelope Cruz in a bit of a bind. While the two have been friends for several years, Cruz is beginning to think that Madonna recently has pursued her only to get close to filmmaker Pedro Almodovar -- the Spanish director and writer who made Cruz a star.
Part of the Madonna push came at a recent New York dinner they both attended where Almodovar was honored. That led to a pitch by Madonna for a film project starring both woman, directed by Almodovar.
Given the Material Girl's history of box-office bombs, Almodovar is said to to be hesitant but has promised to read the script. ''She still is Madonna. Her name still is magic,'' said an Almodovar associate. ''Who knows? Maybe Pedro's gifts could turn things around for her!''
I've run this site for 3+ years and I have yet to read a positive story about Madonna. I've done some investigating and I'm pretty sure she's the devil. Or at least some sort of devil's apprentice waiting to take over for Satan if he dies or retires. So I guess that makes her Vice Satan. She's basically the Joe Biden of the underworld. That's probably the nicest thing anyone's ever said about her.
Penelope Cruz bikini pictures! Penelope Cruz in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
Penelope Cruz bikini pictures! Penelope Cruz in St. Barts, France (Jan. 2007)
Penelope Cruz arriving to Tegel airport in Berlin (8/2)
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Penelope Cruz Penelope Cruz at the premiere of
Broken Embraces in London (7/30)
Penelope CruzPenelope Cruz at a photocall for her movie
Los Abrazos Rotos in Madrid (3/13)
Penelope Cruz bikini pics!Penelope Cruz in St. Bart's (Jan. 2007)
Penelope Cruz arriving to the Independent Spirit Awards in Santa Monica (2/21)
Fearing he'd get cooties or something, Tom Cruise totally blew off ex-girlfriend(!) Penelope Cruz at a pre-Oscars party on Friday night. A spy told the
New York Post:
"Penelope tapped him on the shoulder and timidly asked, 'Tom?' Tom turned around, got visibly flustered and awkwardly said, 'Oh, hey. Hi,' and gave her a small, distant hug before turning back around to his friends. It was weird."
Cruise's wife, Katie Holmes, "was not there. But he clearly hasn't run into Penelope very often since they split" five years ago, our insider said. (Source)
Considering how much of a pariah Tom Cruise has become these days in Hollywood, you think he wouldn't turn his back on a huge star like Penelope Cruz. At this point, his career is in such shambles, he shouldn't be giving the cold shoulder to the gaffer on the set of
Sesame Street. If Tom ever wants to get back into the good graces of Tinseltown, he has to do what Mickey Rourke did: disappear for a while . . . and light his face on fire.
Penelope Cruz bikini pics!Penelope Cruz in St. Bart's (Jan. 2007)
Penelope Cruz bikini pics!Penelope Cruz in St. Bart's (Dec. 2006)
