Penelope Ann Miller

The 2012 Academy Awards

By all measurables, my grandparents really loved the Oscars last night. From Billy Crystal's joke about the Kodak Theatre name change to Billy Crystal's joke about the Kodak Theatre name change. Seriously, was that the only fucking joke he made? Mix in a little rape humor just to keep everyone off balance. Maybe some jokes about gas prices. Because they are so high, you see. Anyways, thank God there were some fairly attractive women there:

Penelope Cruz (10 pics here)
Natalie Portman (11 pics here)
Maria Menounos (9 pics here)
Olivia Wilde (14 pics here)
Penelope Ann Miller (3 pics here)
Claire Danes (7 pics here)
Amy Adams (7 pics here)
Emma Stone (3 pics here)
Angelina Jolie (17 pics here)
Li Bingbing (4 pics here)
Busy Philipps (4 pics here)
Stacy Keibler (7 pics here)
Rose Byrne (12 pics here)
Anna Faris (12 pics here)
Ellie Kemper (10 pics here)
Sofia Vergara (10 pics here)
Kate Mara (12 pics here)
Nancy O'Dell (7 pics here)
Shailene Woodley (11 pics here)
Kelly Ripa (4 pics here)
Sandra Bullock (6 pics here)
Milla Jovovich (8 pics here)

*188 pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, February 7

Sofia Vergara on the set of Modern Family in L.A. (pics start here)

Leighton Meester on the set of Gossip Girl in New York (pics start here)

Sarah Michelle Gellar outside the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York before her appearance on Late Show with David Letterman (pics start here)

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner at the premiere of The Vow at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (pics start here)

Eva Longoria arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Marion Cotillard on the set of the Untitled James Gray Project in New York (pics start here)

Bar Refaeli leaving the "2012 Laureus World Sports Awards" at Central Hall Westminster in London (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale heading to a dance studio in North Hollywood (pics start here)

Karissa Shannon and Kristina Shannon at Anesis Spa in London (pics start here)

Jodie Foster leaving Whole Foods in L.A. (pics start here)

Penelope Ann Miller at AARP's 11th Annual Movies for Grownups Awards at the Beverly Hilshere Hotel in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Victoria Beckham arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Rachel McAdams heading to a business meeting in L.A. (pics start here)

*124 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery: