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Penelope Cruz and Pedro Almodovar at a dinner party honoring the director in New York (10/9)

Is Madonna using Penelope Cruz to get close to famed Spanish filmmaker Pedro Almodovar? Of course she is silly. She's a monster. From the Chicago Sun Times:

There's word Madonna has put her friend Penelope Cruz in a bit of a bind. While the two have been friends for several years, Cruz is beginning to think that Madonna recently has pursued her only to get close to filmmaker Pedro Almodovar -- the Spanish director and writer who made Cruz a star.

Part of the Madonna push came at a recent New York dinner they both attended where Almodovar was honored. That led to a pitch by Madonna for a film project starring both woman, directed by Almodovar.

Given the Material Girl's history of box-office bombs, Almodovar is said to to be hesitant but has promised to read the script. ''She still is Madonna. Her name still is magic,'' said an Almodovar associate. ''Who knows? Maybe Pedro's gifts could turn things around for her!''

I've run this site for 3+ years and I have yet to read a positive story about Madonna. I've done some investigating and I'm pretty sure she's the devil. Or at least some sort of devil's apprentice waiting to take over for Satan if he dies or retires. So I guess that makes her Vice Satan. She's basically the Joe Biden of the underworld. That's probably the nicest thing anyone's ever said about her.