Paris Hilton called in backup to get rid of obnoxious comic Pauly Shore at Hollywood hotspot My House on Jan. 23. The socialite, who was trying to have a conversation with her sister Nicky and new BFF Brittany Flickinger, got so sick of Pauly's pestering that she told her bodyguard: "Please, just keep him away from us." (Print Edition - 2/9)Pauly Shore was rejected by a chick at a bar? Welcome to 1983 . . . 1984, 1985, 1986, 1987, 1988, 1989, 1990, 1991, 1992, 1993, 1994, 1995, you get the point. Unfortunately for Pauly, if he was actually turned down by Paris Hilton, he might want to rethink his pick-up tactics. Because getting rejected by Paris is almost as bad as getting rejected by the military: they both let anybody in.
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I don't know how he found the time for a vacation, what with his busy schedule of laying around on the couch and convincing himself he doesn't really want a pizza because he can't reach the phone, but Pauly Shore has been in Hawaii since late last week. According to Wikipedia, Pauly hasn't starred in a hit movie since 1992 . . . which, coincidently, is the same year his girlfriend's tits were made by their manufacturer.
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There's been a video of Pauly Shore video floating around the Internets today that shows him getting punched by some guy at a comedy club. Well according to the TMZ and any rational person who realizes a person couldn't go up on stage at a comedy club, threaten the comedian for 20 seconds, and then punch him, it's a fake:
The Odessa, Texas Police Department claims that an officer "had met with Mr. Shore prior to his set, and was asked to participate in the skit. The officer stated that the skit went as designed and that Shore was not injured in the designed skit."
Another obvious clue is the fact people were actually laughing at Pauly's jokes before the "rotund" man punched him.
This concludes my bi-millennial mention of Pauly Shore.
