Pauly Shore

Pauly Shore in Miami (2/9)

Ladies, if your panties are still dry at this point, you officially have no sex drive.

*15 Pauly Shore pictures total in the gallery:

Pauly Shore leaving Panini's Pizza in West Hollywood (6/30)

Amazing that Pauly Shore chances walking around without a team of highly trained, ex-Israeli commando bodyguards. He could literally be attacked by a mob of women any second. I mean, what a hunk. *swoon*

Pauly Shore in Miami (2/13)

There he is ladies. The man. The myth. The legend. Pauly Shore. You can leave your panties at the coat check.

Pauly Shore leaving My House nightclub in Hollywood (1/23)

What he still has exactly, I'm not sure. But it's definitely not a way with the ladies/whores. From the National Enquirer:

Paris Hilton called in backup to get rid of obnoxious comic Pauly Shore at Hollywood hotspot My House on Jan. 23. The socialite, who was trying to have a conversation with her sister Nicky and new BFF Brittany Flickinger, got so sick of Pauly's pestering that she told her bodyguard: "Please, just keep him away from us." (Print Edition - 2/9)

Pauly Shore was rejected by a chick at a bar? Welcome to 1983 . . . 1984, 1985, 1986, 1987, 1988, 1989, 1990, 1991, 1992, 1993, 1994, 1995, you get the point. Unfortunately for Pauly, if he was actually turned down by Paris Hilton, he might want to rethink his pick-up tactics. Because getting rejected by Paris is almost as bad as getting rejected by the military: they both let anybody in.