Paula Abdul thinks her house is haunted
After her number one fan/stalker Paula Goodspeed committed suicide in front of it last week, Paula Abdul is refusing to move back in to her Beverly Hills' home. Even though the American Idol judge hired "healers" to cleanse it (WTF?), she still thinks it haunted. A source told the New York Post:
"[Paula Goodspeed] was a deranged stalker who sent her death threats. Paula instructed guards to keep Goodspeed away from her at all costs. She refuses to stay at home because she fears that the spirit of Goodspeed is haunting her house. She feels like this is the absolute worst omen, a really bad curse . . . Paula is suffering. It is well known that she is emotionally fragile." (Source)
I've got news for you Paula. It isn't the ghost of one of your deceased fans that's making you hear ominous noises and see strange spirits. It's the bottle of Xanax you washed down with a fifth of Jim Beam for breakfast. If Paula really wants to "cleanse" something, I'd suggest she start with her medicine cabinet. My prediction: Paula will move out of her house . . . and into a Rite Aid.
Paula Abdul's stalker is dead
A woman's body was found in a car outside Paula Abdul's home last night and police believe she may have been stalking the American Idol judge (she was; check out her license plate and the picture hanging from her rear view mirror). From TMZ:
Police sources tell us they think the victim is an alleged Abdul stalker and cops have been to the house "numerous times before" to deal with her. Paula's people tell us they know who the woman is. The victim was found dead in a car, yards from Paula's L.A. home. Cause of death may have been a drug overdose. The Ventura County Sheriff's Department tells TMZ the victims parents called them at 3:00 PM to tell them their daughter was missing and that she "had an unnatural obsession" with Paula Abdul and they might want to check Abdul's home. (Source)
Sounds like Paula's stalker committed suicide. And really, can you blame the poor girl? She was stalking Paul Abdul. Note to aspiring stalkers: If you're planning on stalking someone in Hollywood, make sure they're a little more famous/talented than Paula Abdul . . . like Billy Mays or the dude that always wears a question mark suit. Of course, I could be jumping to conclusions about the whole drug overdose/suicide angle. She probably just ate what Paula ate for lunch: A bottle of Percocet.
[WENN]
