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The Heather Mills-Paul McCartney divorce is starting to get really really nasty. According to a friend of Mills, Heather is prepared to say some pretty crazy and unsubstantiated things about the former Beatle in an effort to gain full custody of their daughter Beatrice. The most damning claim is that Paul was such a bad parent that he drove two of his kids to contemplate suicide. However, Paul's children are backing their father, saying how much they love and admire him. Mills is undeterred. According to a friend, she's decided to take a more proactive role in the handling of the divorce case:
"She is also acting as her own lawyer - having fired her divorce attorneys because she felt she could do a better job herself" (Source)
When did Heather turn into a crazy schizophrenic serial killer? Because those are about the only people who fire their lawyers and represent themselves. Is there a number less than zero? Because that's the chance Heather has of actually winning this. You could be a double arm amputee defending yourself against pickpocket charges and you'd still lose once the jury heard you were acting as your own lawyer.
Regarding the financial terms of an alleged settlement, Mills' friend reveals:
"Paul gave Heather a gorgeous London home, but now she wants a home in L.A., too. At first, she told Paul she would walk away for just $100 million - which is very cheap. He is worth billions. But now that [the divorce] has gotten so nasty, she wants more."
Walk away? Oooh, really unfortunate choice of wording. Now I don't want to be a dick here but, with Heather, wouldn't it be more of a hobble?
ills isn't the only one throwing mud:
Allegations on both sides of the case have gotten gnarly. McCartney's friends claim Mills, who had to suffer through nude porno shots of her published by London papers last year, is an unstable liar and may have worked as an escort in her youth.
Daddy always told me escorts are just angels from heaven put on earth to touch as many lives as possible. And angels never lie. So therefore Paul must be lying. And there's also a very good chance he hates kittens and minorities. Bulletproof logic? Why yes, yes it is.
Paul McCartney has reportedly threatened to leave his one-legged wife Heather Mills with nothing if she attempts to fight the impending divorce in court. McCartney claims he made no money during their four-year marriage despite embarking on several world tours. According to British lawyer Caitlin Jenkins:
"It's a good tactic for Sir Paul -- but also quite a high-risk strategy. Only about 10 percent of contested divorce cases go down this route. Sir Paul is trying to persuade Heather's team to advise her to come to an agreement -- by suggesting she could end up with nothing if the divorce goes to court. In essence, Sir Paul is showing her how bad it could be for her."
Damn. Paul's kind of a dick. Pretty much the only way he could have been more of an asshole is if he started making cracks about Mills' "peg leg" and how "the wench will never get her land lubbin' hands on me gold doubloons." Will pirate humor ever become unfashionable? Not as long I keep running this site!
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Apparently, one of Paul McCartney's new interests is 'standing in wind tunnels'. Either that or England is closer to the sun than we thought and his face is simply melting. Or maybe it's a combination of the two, some sort of wind tunnel that can fly to the sun. That'd be pretty sweet. C'mon Congress--get off your asses and make it happen!
In court documents filed by Heather Mills, she claims that estranged husband Paul McCartney was physically violent towards her, took drugs and stopped her from breastfeeding their baby during their marriage:
She says while in LA in November 2002, he grabbed her by the neck and pushed her over a coffee table. In May 2003 she claims he shoved her into a bath. In Aug 2005, he allegedly choked her after she accused him of smoking marijuana. In April 2006, the documents state, he tipped red wine over her; he then broke the wine glass and lunged at her with the sharp stem of the wine glass which cut Heather's arm.
Damn Paul. Beating up your one-legged wife is usually reserved for rough and tumble guys with names like "John" and "Michael" not for music legends getting panties mailed to them on a routine basis. In all fairness, she probably had it coming. Just because your leg is made of titanium and costs more than my car doesn't mean I don't expect dinner to be on the table when I get home from my job at the factory. C'mon woman!
