Patrick Dempsey (10/30)
Patrick Dempsey leaving LA's Easton Gym in his douchy orange Porsche
Recently in Patrick Dempsey Category
Bad breath seems to be an epidemic on the set of hit ABC show Grey's Anatomy. First "Dr. McSteamy," Eric Dane, was dubbed "Dr. McSmelly" by co-stars Kate Walsh and Sara Ramirez. Now Dr. McDreamy, Patrick Dempsey, is the target of his co-stars' ribbing. According to Mike Walker of the National Enquirer, Dempsey's breath was so bad during a recent scene with Ellen Pompeo that she "yelped at Patrick," saying:
"Oh, my God, what did you have for lunch?" Embarrassed, Patrick apologized profusely, confessing he'd masticated salad drowned in garlic dressing. "Dr. McFoul-Mouth" was handed a jar of mouthwash and sent off to gargle until he was kissing-sweet.
This reminds me of this girlfriend I had in college whose two passions were garlic and cigarettes (I know, I know, but she has big tits). She had the worst damn breath. I use to secretly pour Listerine and cologne down her throat in the middle of the night so she'd be nice and fresh for our early-morning antics. Sure some people might have actually told her she had bad breath but, c'mon, that's just mean.
I guess bad breath is still better than beating your wife.
Patrick Dempsey's first wife accused the "Grey's Anatomy" star of beating her, according to court papers obtained by the National Enquirer. Rochelle "Rocky" Parker claimed that Dempsey once broke her finger in a car door and further charged that "while we were on the set of his 1987 movie 'Can't Buy Me Love' he beat me up because he wanted to see what it was like to beat a woman." Dempsey and Parker married in 1987, when he was 21 and she was 47. She filed for divorce in 1991, citing "irreconcilable differences," reportedly after he told her that he had met another woman. I know I should be shocked and appalled that Dempsey beat his wife but I can't get over the fact that he married a 47-year-old woman when he was 21. When I was 21, I was still giving my friends wedgies and burning ants with my magnifying glass. Yes smart-ass, I hit puberty kind of late.
It didn’t come as a surprise to former castmates of Isaiah Washington’s that he assaulted his "Grey's Anatomy" co-star Patrick Dempsey last week (Washington choked Dempsey during a fight on the set):
In 2000, Washington was shooting the show "Soul Food" for Showtime in Toronto when he grabbed a woman who was playing his wife and planted a "forceful, aggressive kiss" on her, rather than the peck on the cheek called for in the script. The irate actress screamed at Washington, and he screamed back. When the director and producer tried to intervene, Washington "went off" on them, too.
I swear I just read a summary of my past three Saturday nights. Just replace “forceful, aggressive kiss” with “really forceful, aggressive kiss” and “his wife” with “drunken cellmate” and it’ll be perfect.
