Paris Jackson

Paris and Prince Jackson leaving the Beverly Hills Hotel (5/15)

Well that didn't take long. The first exploitation of Michael Jackson's grieving children is scheduled to air in December. From Us Weekly:

The Jacksons are at odds over the inclusion of Michael Jackson's three children in an upcoming A&E reality show about the famous family, Us Weekly reports in its latest issue.  A source tells Us Weekly the buzzed-about program will include Michael's kids -- Prince, 12, Paris, 11, and Blanket, 7 -- though not everyone's happy about it.  Eldest sister Rebbie, 59, who has refused to be in the series (called The Jacksons: A Family Dynasty, tentatively set to air in December), "feels Michael would spin in his grave if he knew his kids would be on this show." 

While Janet, 43, is on board, mom Katherine "is just going along with things," the source continues.  Still, one of the creators of the program -- which will be either five one-hour episodes or 10 half-hour episodes -- says the family shines on the series.  "We have 23 cast members with the last name Jackson," executive producer Jodi Gomes tells Us Weekly. "They've done a great job opening up about losing a brother." (A Jackson family rep couldn't be reached)

Michael wouldn't "spin in his grave" if he knew his kids were being exploited -- he'd rise from it faster than the zombies did in Thriller to join in. Besides, exploiting kids is a Jackson family tradition. If these kids were actually allowed to grow up out of the spotlight, that would mean only one thing: the Jacksons finally realized that children should be treated like children and not a cash cow Joe Jackson was dead.

Paris Hilton at a screening of Paris, Not France held at the Majestic Crest Theater in Westwood (7/22)

At a screening in LA yesterday of the new documentary Paris, Not France, Paris Hilton told Extra that Michael Jackson named his daughter Paris after her. You delusional bitch. She said:

"My mom and Michael went to high school together and they were best friends since they were 13. So I grew up knowing Michael very well and when he had his daughter, he always loved the name Paris and grew up being an uncle to me. So he asked my mom if it was okay and of course she said yes and I think she's such a beautiful little girl and I'm proud we have the same name."

It's weird that Paris' mom Kathy was best friends with Michael yet I never saw a picture of them together or even heard a story about them being in the same room together at the same time. It's also weird that in his book The Magic and the Madness (described by Amazon as "the fruit of over 30 years of research and hundreds of exclusive interviews with a remarkable level of access to the very closest circles of the Jackson family"), author J. Randy Taraborrelli says that Paris (full named Paris Michael Katherine Jackson) was named after the city she was conceived in, her grandmother, and her father. In conclusion, Paris Hilton is a lying fucking whore. The end.

Michael Jackson, son Prince and daughter Paris, leaving Tom's Toys in Beverly Hills (5/15)

Michael Jackson never put his sperm in any of his three kids . . . wait, that sounded really bad. I mean to say he's not the biological father. And his ex-wife Debbie Rowe is not the biological mother to the two children she gave birth to, Prince in 1997 and Paris in 1998. All three kids were test tube babies. From TMZ:

Multiple sources deeply connected to the births tell us Michael was not the sperm donor for any of his kids. Debbie's eggs were not used. She was merely the surrogate, and paid well for her services in the births of Michael Jr. and Paris.

In the case of Prince Michael II (the youngest), we're told the surrogate was never told of the identity of the "receiving parent" -- Michael Jackson. Three days after Prince was born at Grossmont Hospital in San Diego County, Jackson's lawyer came to the hospital to pick the baby up and deliver him to Michael.

We do not know if Jackson chose the sperm or egg donors or if he even knew who they were.

Hate to say I saw this coming but I did. Just looking at their skin color and feathers, it's pretty obvious they were conceived by another man.