Paris Hilton's Feet
Paris Hilton arriving to the People's Choice Awards in L.A. (1/9)
You may not know this, but aside from her wonky eye, the only thing that Paris Hilton is truly self-conscious about is her huge, lumberjack-like feet (because there's nothing that she can do about it), so naturally I try to make fun of them whenever possible. That's her at the People's Choice Awards on Wednesday night. Wow. Things are so big that she needs a permit to take them out in public. Things are so intimidating that even Cain Velasquez won't fight her.
*5 Paris Hilton massive feet pictures total in the gallery:
Paris Hilton bikini pics!
Not rehab rehab, Rehab the Sunday pool party at the Hard Rock in Las Vegas. Although I have no doubt that if she did show up to a regular rehab facility, she'd wear that same outfit. Get it? It's funny because she's a dumb whore.
NOTE: My god look at those massive feet. I wonder if she has to pay extra for shoes?
*56 pics total in the gallery:
Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt leaving the Ivy restaurant in Beverly Hills (2/19)
If you've followed Celebslam anytime in the past few years, you know one of my favorite pastimes is making fun of Paris Hilton's huge feet. Well now we finally have an idea of their size. They're bigger than Doug Reinhardt's. Damn, she's like Shaq. I bet if you left one of her shoes in the wild and then came back a few weeks later, there'd be a family of possum living in it.
NOTE: Her feet are so big, they officially get their own category page: Paris Hilton's Feet
Paris Hilton is drunk, has enormous feet
Paris Hilton hit up Vanity nightclub in Las Vegas on Saturday night to launch her new website ParisHilton.com and OH MY GOD LOOK AT THOSE FEET! They're freaking enormous! No wonder she's so self-conscious about them. They really are the size of a couple of small boats. I bet they're incredible buoyant. "Hey guys, check me out. Watch me run across this pool."
Paris Hilton and her huge feet leaving a spa in West Hollywood (7/13)
Paris Hilton's former manager Jason Moore is shopping a tell-all about the star . . . wait a minute, haven't we pretty much all been told already? From the New York Daily News:
"Jason will demonstrate how, for 10 years, he managed to save his mercurial client from disgrace by manipulating the media, and Paris herself," according to a pitch letter making the rounds. "Paris was oftentimes her own worst enemy, making a sex tape with a former boyfriend, nursing hangovers during photo shoots, falling asleep everywhere, and getting thrown in jail for numerous driving violations. If Paris Hilton didn't have Jason Moore pulling the strings, cleaning up her messes ... she could well have faded into oblivion."What could Paris Hilton's former manager write about that would actually be considered shocking? If he came out and revealed that she had an extra-terrestrial tied up in her basement with a seven-foot-long schlong that she rode like a pogo stick, I wouldn't be amazed. At this point, there's only one thing he could reveal that might surprise anyone: that she has her GED.
Moore, who'll call his memoir "Controlling Chaos," says the girl unkindly branded a "celebutard" was more than willing. "[She] spent hours at a time posing in front of the mirror, nailing down the ideal position to create the perfect paparazzi photo."
Her hope, he says, was to become "the kind of character ... that would land commercials, international endorsements, film and television roles." He winkingly adds, "... and the man (or maybe even the girl) of her dreams."
Paris Hilton arriving to The Wolseley restaurant in London (4/15)
If there's one thing that bothers Paris Hilton more than anything, it's not constantly being called a slut/whore/cum dumpster --- it's her huge feet. I feel it's my duty as a human being to post as many pictures of those massive things as possible because I know it really bugs the hell out of her. So here you go. That's Paris exiting her limo last night in London, possibly to go walk across a lake.