Paris Hilton arriving to Mr. Chow restaurant in Beverly Hills (10/22)
Remember
when someone broke into Paris Hilton's house last year and stole $2 million worth of jewelry? Well she got her stuff back. Late last week, the LAPD broke up a burglary ring responsible for multiple celebrity break-ins. From
People:
"Paris went to the police station last night to retrieve her stolen belongings," her publicist Dawn Miller tells PEOPLE. "She didn't get everything but fortunately most of her jewelry was returned. She is really pleased and thankful to the LAPD for their help."
Hilton, 28, is one of a string of celebrity victims of an alleged burglary gang comprised of mostly teenagers. Suspect Rachel J. Lee, 19, who detectives believe is the ringleader, was arrested in Las Vegas Thursday, and remains in custody. Lee had an apparent fascination with celebrity fashion, a source close to the case tells PEOPLE.
TMZ adds:
We're told when Lee was busted, cops impounded a variety of items from her father's Las Vegas home . . . The items include a hat linked to Lindsay Lohan, jeans linked to Rachel Bilson and partially nude photographs linked to Paris Hilton ... no surprise there.
"Partially nude photographs"? That's tame. When you think of Paris Hilton's personal photos, you'd expect them to be of her doing things that were a little more unconventional -- like foursomes, eightsomes, or reading a book without pictures in it. Besides, if you really want to see Paris remove her clothes, you don't need to steal her pictures -- you just need to
rent her video buy her a drink suggest her outfit is from last year's line.
NOTE: Artist's rendering of what Paris may have looked like in those nude photos
here,
here, and
here, all NSFW.
ALTERNATE HEADLINE: "Paris Hilton's stolen nude photos recovered. No this is not a repeat of a headline from 2008, 2007, 2006, or 2005."
Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian bikini pics! Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian at Bondi Beach in Sydney, Australia (Dec. 2006)
Paris Hilton topless! Paris Hilton is topless
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Paris Hilton leaving Maxfield in West Hollywood (9/18)
+
Dancer flashes her vagina on National TV [Drunken Stepfather]
+ The dumbest football play OF ALL TIME [
College Humor]
+ Jessica Alba is a little focker [
Just Jared]
+ Anna Friel panty peek [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Lil' Kim underboob [
moejackson]
+ This would be the hottest lesbian hook-up EVER [
Popoholic]
+ Whoopi Goldberg defends Roman Polanski against rape [
IDLYITW]
+ This chick needs to have her uterus ripped out [
Webster's Is My Bitch]
+ Did A-Rod knock up Kate Hudson? [
Cele|bitchy]
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Paris and Nicky Hilton leaving the HD Vision Broadcast Center in Studio City (6/12)
I hope Paris and Nicky Hilton didn't buy Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom a gift before
their wedding. It would have been sort of awkward since the two never got invited. Ouch. From
Betty Confidential:
They were BFFs growing up, but neither Nicky Hilton nor her sister, Paris, was invited to Khloe Kardashian’s wedding on Sunday.
We caught up with Nicky over the weekend as she celebrated her 26th birthday a few days early at Dusk nightclub at Caesar’s Palace in Atlantic City, NJ. While the Hiltons and Kardashians were friends growing up, these days, it seems they’ve grown apart. "I wasn’t invited to Khloe’s wedding this weekend," Nicky admitted, "but if I had been, I would have stuck to ordering her a gift off her registry - it’s always the way to go. None of our family was invited to the wedding."
Well at least Nicky would have ordered a gift off the registry. If Paris was invited, there is a 100% chance she would have given Khloe and Lamar a DVD box set of
The Simple Life and an autographed picture of herself.
Paris Hilton shopping at Sunset Live on Sunset Boulevard in West Hollywood (9/24)
When you've already
spent time in jail for driving with a suspended license, it's really not the smartest idea to drive around town without a license plate. Also not smart? Resisting arrest while not wearing pants. I won't make that mistake for a third time.
Paris Hilton at the Beverly Glen Marketplace in Bel Air (9/19)
A second album from Paris Hilton? No . . . no . . . NOOOOOOO!!!! -- *destroys stereo with hammer so I don't accidentally hear a song she paid a station to play* -- From
X17:
We caught Paris Hilton heading to lessons with a vocal coach today and then we heard this news ... Paris is brushing up on her singing skills, getting ready to record a second album!!!! A source close to Queen P tells X17online.com exclusively:
"Paris is preparing for album #2. She's super excited about it and the stuff she's started working on sounds amazing! There is NO question she's going to have another hit off this album, just like 'Stars Are Blind' was from the first one."
You'd think after her first album bombed,* Paris would realize that singing isn't her forte. She should just stick to things that she's actually good at -- like shopping, attention-whoring, and being the epicenter of biological outbreaks. Besides, if the public really wants to listen to the sound of screeching cats, they don't have to buy Paris' new album -- they can just tune into
The View.
*Of the 700,000 copies of her album sold in the U.S., her dad bought 699,854 of them. 699,850 of those CDs are currently sitting at the bottom of an abandoned well in Montana. The other four are being used as coasters. True story.
Paris Hilton leaving a Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf in L.A. (9/18)
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Kate Moss upskirt [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Ryan Seacrest is confused about sex [
DailyFill]
+ Mel Gibson is not making the same mistake twice [
I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Victoria Beckham upskirt [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Katy Perry gets all wet, feels herself up [
IDLYITW]
+ Kristin Cavallari loves short shorts [
NewsToob]
+ 10 awesome football announcer screw ups [
Holy Taco]
+ Big. Boobs. [
Double Viking]
+ Anna Friel gets nude on stage [
F-Listed]