Paris Hilton in the March issue of V magazine
Paris Hilton appears in the March issue of V magazine, and hi nipple. It's weird, but I haven't posted a picture of Paris Hilton exposing herself in *almost* two weeks. I was beginning to question my sanity, and yes, even cut myself a little to relieve the tension. Thank God order has been restored. I'll sleep well tonight.
NOTE: To see the uncensored Paris Hilton V magazine pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
*10 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:
Paris Hilton leaving Lemonade in West Hollywood (3/3)
I count no less than seven paparazzi taking pictures of Paris Hilton Monday in West Hollywood. The fuck? What year is this? Is Bill Clinton still our president? Paris Hilton hasn't been surrounded by that many men since . . . last night. Ok, maybe not the best analogy, but my point stands.
*Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:
Paris Hilton arriving on a flight at LAX airport (1/30)
Paris Hilton tells the New York Post that, despite reports, she never actually claimed that she was the world's best DJ. Oh thank god she cleared that up. Now I can sleep at night.
"The media always ends up twisting my words," Hilton told The Post at Friday's Charlotte Ronson presentation. "What I said was, I am probably the highest paid DJ -- not that I'm the best DJ in the world."Just when I thought I was out, she pulls me back in. Damn it, I thought I was done with the heirhead, but Paris was able to sneak back onto our friendly little website with more of her insipid blathering. For an old lady who claims to be the head of her own business empire, why does Paris Hilton care about how much more she earns doing local bat mitzvahs in the greater Los Angeles area? And to fault the media for reporting the diarrhea that falls out of her mouth isn't some grand conspiracy to take down this cockeyed idiot -- it's what they're paid to do. The media didn't twist her stupid words, but we all know if you stick a microphone in front of Paris, then one of two (but usually both) things are bound to happen: First, Paris will say something incredibly idiotic, since her childish narcissism makes Nicole Richie look like Winston Churchill. And second, she'll deep-throat the microphone. Hey, it's Paris we're talking about. You put something cylindrical in front of her mouth and she's compelled to suck it loose.
*15 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:
Paris Hilton at the Alice + Olivia show during New York Fashion Week (2/10)
I don't think Paris Hilton understands the point of Fashion Week. It's just a week when a bunch of designers debut their new collections for the upcoming season. You don't actually go shopping for clothing. Next time, bring a bra from home. Sofia Vergara or Jonah Hill would never make this mistake.
*25 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:
Paris Hilton at a pre-Grammy party at Boulevard 3 in Hollywood (1/23)
Paris Hilton attended a pre-Grammy party in Hollywood last night, and oopsy, she left her underwear . . . at the store . . . unpurchased. C'mon, what'd you think I was gonna say, that she left them in her closet at home? There hasn't been a pair of underwear within 40 feet of that closet.
*15 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Thursday, January 23
Paris Hilton leaving a hair salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Alex O'Loughlin filming Hawaii Five-O in Honolulu (pics start here)
Jessica Alba out and about in New York (pics start here)
Lea Michele out for a jog at Coldwater Canyon Park in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Leslie Mann leaving a gym in Brentwood (pics start here)
George Clooney on the set of Tomorrowland in Valencia, Spain (pics start here)
Malin Akerman shopping in Los Feliz (pics start here)
Kendall Jenner leaving Fred Segal in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Reese Witherspoon leaving SoulCycle in Brentwood (pics start here)
Kim Basinger heading to a gym in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Kate Bosworth and her husband Michael Polish arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)
Taylor Swift shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
*117 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, January 1
Paris Hilton celebrating New Year's Eve at Hyde Bellagio in Las Vegas (pics start here)
Kate Hudson leaving a gym in Brentwood (pics start here)
Kelly Brook arriving at Steam & Rye Nightclub in London (pics start here)
Mitt Romney on vacation in Maui (pics start here)
LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)
Matthew McConaughey out for a jog in Malibu (pics start here)
Gwen Stefani at Mammoth Mountain Ski Resort in California (pics start here)
Robin Thicke at his hotel in Miami (pics start here)
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West skiing at Deer Valley in Utah (pics start here)
Julianne Hough leaving Kitchen 24 in Hollywood (pics start here)
Model Stephanie Corneliussen running errands in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Joan Collins leaving Craig's Restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)
*111 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery: