Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, February 3
Paris Hilton catching a flight at Ngurah Rai International Airport in Bali (pics start here)
Reality star Josie Cunningham leaving a nightclub in Soho, London (pics start here)
Hilary Duff leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Natasha Lyonne departing on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley leaving BBC Radio 1 studios in London (pics start here)
Molly Sims at The MOMS Breakfast Mamarazzi at Artisanal Fromage Bistro in New York (pics start here)
Kylie Minogue leaving Chiltern Firehouse in London (pics start here)
Miss Universe Paulina Vega leaving Huffington Post studios in New York (pics start here)
Alessandra Ambrosio out for coffee in Brentwood (pics start here)
Salma Hayek at the Paris Saint Germain vs. Rennes soccer match at Parc des Princes in Paris (pics start here)
Beyonce leaving the Alice + Olivia store in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Amy Smart leaving Lemonade restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)
*102 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Paris Hilton and Jordan Barrett
So Paris Hilton is banging a teenager. She and 18-year-old Australian model Jordan Barrett were seen getting "very close" at the Cavalli Club in Milan over the weekend, according to In Touch Weekly. In Paris Hilton-speak, that means she went down on him. Dammit, we were *this* close to wiping out herpes in people born after 1996, too. Tough break, but we'll get there some day. We'll get there.
UPDATE: The Daily Mail says Barrett's parents are the convicted heads of a $9 million drug cartel in Australia. This hookup makes total sense now.
*30 pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, December 16
Paris Hilton leaving Chiltern Firehouse in London (pics start here)
Model Daphne Joy out for dinner in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Drew Barrymore leaving a gym in L.A. (pics start here)
Lindsay Lohan and her sister Ali Lohan arriving to the LOVE Magazine/Balmain Christmas Party at The Ivy Market Grill (pics start here)
Brittany Kerr at the 2014 American Country Countdown Awards at the Music City Center in Nashville (pics start here)
Lily Collins shopping at a Frame Store in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Scott Caan out and about in L.A. (pics start here)
Ali Landry shopping at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)
Lori Loughlin shopping at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)
Kirsten Dunst at the premiere of Unbroken at the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood (pics start here)
Cameron Diaz arriving at BBC Radio 1 studios (pics start here)
Daniel Craig filming the new James Bond film Spectre in Central London (pics start here)
*106 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Paris Hilton leaving Bonbonniere nightclub in London (12/16)
There could be a million explanations for that spot on the back of Paris Hilton's dress, but I'm going with she shit herself. Without a doubt, last night at Bonbonniere nightclub in London, Paris Hilton shit herself.
*30 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Monday, December 8
Paris Hilton at Art Basel in Miami (pics start here)
Italian model Olga Kent at the beach in Miami (pics start here)
Amanda Seyfried walking her dog in New York (pics start here)
Tyra Banks and Jennifer Hawkins at a photocall for Australia's Next Top Model at Carriageworks in Sydney (pics start here)
Alessandra Ambrosio at a gas station in Brentwood (pics start here)
Jenna Dewan leaving Earthbar in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Charlize Theron on her way to yoga class in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Matt Damon leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Kate Hudson leaving The Nice Guy restaurant in L.A. (pics start here)
Lisa Rinna out for a walk in L.A. (pics start here)
Shay Mitchell ice skating at Rockefeller Center in New York (pics start here)
Jordana Brewster shopping for a Christmas tree at Mr. Greentrees in West Hollywood (pics start here)
*104 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Miley Cyrus jet skiing in Miami (12/5)
So Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton made out last week in Miami. The two were partying at the annoyingly-named "E11even" nightclub when Paris noticed Miley was having trouble breathing, so she heroically gave her mouth to mouth resuscitation. Errr, something like that. A source told the New York Post:
"[Miley and Patrick] got there around 4 a.m. and sat at a private table off to the side -- but still definitely visible to everyone." Then, "Miley and Paris were dancing and had a whole bunch of people around them. Patrick was sitting on top of a banquette. He wasn't participating, but watching and enjoying. Miley sat on his lap and Paris was sitting on the couch. Miley leaned down to kiss Paris."Normally this is the part of the story where I joke about someone having to be set on fire after making out with Paris or Miley, but I can't really do that this time because they made out with each other. I'm so confused. It's the classic version of a catch-22, but with more dudes getting jacked off by white trash chicks.
Our eagle-eyed observer continued: "All of a sudden, they just started making out, and Patrick was in the middle, cuddling them both. Paris had her arm around Patrick's waist. Then they all walked out of the club together" at around 5 a.m.
*30 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:
Paris Hilton outside 1OAK Nightclub on Halloween
A few of Amanda Bynes' personalities wanted to hang out with Paris Hilton at 1OAK nightclub last week, but Paris was having none of it. Probably because Amanda doesn't have a huge dick. A witness told the New York Post:
"Amanda tried to sit at Paris and Brandon [Davis's] table, and they were not happy about it. There was a scene, and words exchanged, before they kicked her out of their area."Aw man. Why does Amanda have to be one of those weird crazy people? Why can't she be one of those violent ones? This story could have been really awesome.
*25 pictures total in the gallery:
Paris Hilton at the Topshop flagship store grand opening in New York (11/4)
Sure Paris Hilton may have the reputation of smelling like a cheap whore, but I'll be damned if she wasn't graced with the amazing ability to convince other women to smell like a cheap whore, too. From her interview with Women's Wear Daily:
"I would say that the success speaks for itself. [My brand] is one of the number-one celebrity fragrances out there and I have 17, which is a lot more than, I don't know, most people," Paris said, adding it continues to grow. "Every single month we are getting more sales and more countries wanting to sell the fragrances."Fuck it, I'm joining ISIS. I totally see their point now.
Donald J. Loftus, president of Parlux, agrees. "Over the 10-year period we've done $2 billion in sales," he said. "Yes, it's a lot of fragrances, but the strategy is to make sure it stays fresh every six months so the consumer keeps coming back ... She is our longest-standing celebrity brand to date, and over time, it's likely she will be the most profitable. Jay Z's fragrance may have made more in its first year, but for Paris we're talking over 10 years. Other than Liz Taylor, she's probably one of the highest paid over time."
*30 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery: