Paris Hilton


Paris Hilton leaving Urban Outfitters in Studio City (3/15)

I know what you're thinking, and the answer is yes. Paris Hilton does actually have the flattest ass in the world. It's quite extraordinary and not likely to be seen again for generations to come.

*30 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Paris Hilton Mega Flat Ass 1
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Paris Hilton leaving Judi's Delicatessen in Beverly Hills (3/8)

Update: Still doesn't own a bra.

*30 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Paris Hilton No Bra Again 1
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Paris Hilton in the March issue of V magazine

Paris Hilton appears in the March issue of V magazine, and hi nipple. It's weird, but I haven't posted a picture of Paris Hilton exposing herself in *almost* two weeks. I was beginning to question my sanity, and yes, even cut myself a little to relieve the tension. Thank God order has been restored. I'll sleep well tonight.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Paris Hilton V magazine pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*10 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Paris Hilton Nipple Photoshoot 1
  • Paris Hilton Nipple Photoshoot 2
  • Paris Hilton Nipple Photoshoot 3
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Paris Hilton leaving Lemonade in West Hollywood (3/3)

I count no less than seven paparazzi taking pictures of Paris Hilton Monday in West Hollywood. The fuck? What year is this? Is Bill Clinton still our president? Paris Hilton hasn't been surrounded by that many men since . . . last night. Ok, maybe not the best analogy, but my point stands.

*Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Paris Hilton Paparazzi Swarm 1
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Paris Hilton at Beverly Glen Market in Bel Air (2/17)

ANNOUNCEMENT: Celebslam is offering a $1,000 bounty to the first person who sends me a pair of Paris Hilton's panties that you can prove she wore. Needless to say, we don't expect to pay.

*30 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Paris Hilton No Underwear Leggings 1
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Paris Hilton at her birthday party at Greystone Manor Supperclub in West Hollywood (2/15)

Wonky eye? Check.
Vapid look on face? Check.
At a party celebrating self? Check.
No panties? Check.

There it is, folks, the quintessential Paris Hilton picture.

*39 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Paris Hilton No Panties Birthday 1
  • Paris Hilton No Panties Birthday 2
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Paris Hilton arriving on a flight at LAX airport (1/30)

Paris Hilton tells the New York Post that, despite reports, she never actually claimed that she was the world's best DJ. Oh thank god she cleared that up. Now I can sleep at night.
"The media always ends up twisting my words," Hilton told The Post at Friday's Charlotte Ronson presentation. "What I said was, I am probably the highest paid DJ -- not that I'm the best DJ in the world."
Just when I thought I was out, she pulls me back in. Damn it, I thought I was done with the heirhead, but Paris was able to sneak back onto our friendly little website with more of her insipid blathering. For an old lady who claims to be the head of her own business empire,  why does Paris Hilton care about how much more she earns doing local bat mitzvahs in the greater Los Angeles area? And to fault the media for reporting the diarrhea that falls out of her mouth isn't some grand conspiracy to take down this cockeyed idiot -- it's what they're paid to do. The media didn't twist her stupid words, but we all know if you stick a microphone in front of Paris, then one of two (but usually both) things are bound to happen: First, Paris will say something incredibly idiotic, since her childish narcissism makes Nicole Richie look like Winston Churchill. And second, she'll deep-throat the microphone. Hey, it's Paris we're talking about. You put something cylindrical in front of her mouth and she's compelled to suck it loose.

*15 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Paris Hilton Shitty DJ 1
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Paris Hilton at the Alice + Olivia show during New York Fashion Week (2/10)

I don't think Paris Hilton understands the point of Fashion Week. It's just a week when a bunch of designers debut their new collections for the upcoming season. You don't actually go shopping for clothing. Next time, bring a bra from home. Sofia Vergara or Jonah Hill would never make this mistake.

*25 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Paris Hilton Fashion Nipples 1
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Paris Hilton arriving at Barney's New York in Beverly Hills (2/5)

Is that Paris Hilton holding her dress so the paparazzi can't get an upskirt shot? I'm, I'm, I'm confused . . . *cautiously peeks outside to see if pigs are flying*

*20 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Paris Hilton Modesty 1
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Paris Hilton at a pre-Grammy party at Boulevard 3 in Hollywood (1/23)

Paris Hilton attended a pre-Grammy party in Hollywood last night, and oopsy, she left her underwear . . . at the store . . . unpurchased. C'mon, what'd you think I was gonna say, that she left them in her closet at home? There hasn't been a pair of underwear within 40 feet of that closet.

*15 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Paris Hilton No Underwear Dress 1
  • Paris Hilton No Underwear Dress 2
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