Paris Hilton


"Come and get it, boys!"

The day we all haven't been waiting for has finally arrived. Paris Hilton's single "Come Alive" is here. That's Paris at the release party at 1OAK in West Hollywood last night. Raise your hand if you knew Paris Hilton's single would have the word "come" in it . . . *slowly raises hand*

*15 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Paris Hilton Single Release 1
  • Paris Hilton Single Release 2
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Paris Hilton in Malibu (7/6)

Here's Paris Hilton at a beach party in Malibu yesterday. Looks like she got a new phone case that reads "The Queen of Fucking Everything." Sometimes the jokes just write themselves. That's way nicer than her "I Fuck Before the First Date" case.

*30 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Paris Hilton Fucking Everything 1
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Paris Hilton on the set of her music video in L.A. (6/25)

Here's Paris Hilton flashing her panties on the set of her new music video in L.A. I don't know what shocks me more about this -- that Paris is making a music video, or that Paris actually owns panties. Clearly those are borrowed. It's probably safer to just set them on fire instead of return them.

*16 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Paris Hilton Music Video Upskirt 1
  • Paris Hilton Music Video Upskirt 2
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  • Paris Hilton Music Video Upskirt 1
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Paris Hilton arriving at Barneys New York in Beverly Hills (6/18)

That's Paris Hilton driving her new McLaren 650S in Beverly Hills yesterday. Base price? $280,225. Yeah, but can she fit it in her pocket like my bus pass? Check and mate, bitch.

*30 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Paris Hilton McLaren 650S 1
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Paris Hilton's new job

Paris Hilton's career is really taking off. While her former BFF Kim Kardashian was marrying Kanye West in Italy earlier this week (it was pretty low key so not many media outlets covered it), Paris was at the grand opening of Millions of Milkshakes in Shanghai, China. I mean, duh. You obviously heard about it. I think CNN was there, no? The New York Times definitely was, covering Millions of Milkshakes' groundbreaking discovery that chocolate and banana go really well together. I bet Paris got tens of free milkshakes for this appearance. Lucky bitch.

*10 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Paris Hilton Milkshake Megastar 1
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Paris Hilton at the VIP ROom in Cannes, France (5/16)

So Justin Bieber probably banged Paris Hilton. The two were spotted leaving Gotha nightclub together in Cannes after some heavy flirting. Which for Paris means everything up to anal. From E!:
Hilton didn't let their age difference (she's 33, he's 20) get in the way of some playful coziness with a shirtless Bieber--she hopped into his lap while he was sitting on a throne ... Before Bieber and Hilton left the club together with an entourage surrounding them.
This is great news. Drone strikes are way more successful when the two targets are near each other. Now if only we could get Kris Jenner over there. *lays down a dollar bill trail from Calabasas to Cannes*

*20 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Paris Hilton Justin Bieber Cannes 1
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Paris Hilton leaving Urban Outfitters in Studio City (3/15)

I know what you're thinking, and the answer is yes. Paris Hilton does actually have the flattest ass in the world. It's quite extraordinary and not likely to be seen again for generations to come.

*30 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Paris Hilton Mega Flat Ass 1
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Paris Hilton leaving Judi's Delicatessen in Beverly Hills (3/8)

Update: Still doesn't own a bra.

*30 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Paris Hilton No Bra Again 1
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Paris Hilton in the March issue of V magazine

Paris Hilton appears in the March issue of V magazine, and hi nipple. It's weird, but I haven't posted a picture of Paris Hilton exposing herself in *almost* two weeks. I was beginning to question my sanity, and yes, even cut myself a little to relieve the tension. Thank God order has been restored. I'll sleep well tonight.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Paris Hilton V magazine pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*10 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Paris Hilton Nipple Photoshoot 1
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Paris Hilton leaving Lemonade in West Hollywood (3/3)

I count no less than seven paparazzi taking pictures of Paris Hilton Monday in West Hollywood. The fuck? What year is this? Is Bill Clinton still our president? Paris Hilton hasn't been surrounded by that many men since . . . last night. Ok, maybe not the best analogy, but my point stands.

*Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Paris Hilton Paparazzi Swarm 1
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