Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt leaving Boa restaurant in West Hollywood (11/2)
Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt got into another huge fight this morning. Ah, young love. From
TMZ:
Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt got into an epic fight early this morning ... so much so the LAPD responded to a call -- "Drunk people arguing" -- this, according to law enforcement sources.
It happened a few hours ago in the Hollywood Hills. An eyewitness tells us he saw Paris in her driveway and Doug getting in his car, when Paris began screaming, "Don't go, don't go!"
The eyewitness tells us Doug got out of the car and the lovebirds began "shoving each other." The last the eyewitness saw Paris and Doug go back up the driveway. According to law enforcement, cops spoke to Paris and left.
I bet I know why they were fighting. Paris told Doug she's only had sex with 150 guys in her life, but he found out the real number was closer to 175. If she just would have told him the truth, they wouldn't be in this mess.
Paris Hilton bikini candids! Paris Hilton at Malibu Beach (Sept. 2005)
Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian at TAO nightclub in Las Vegas in 2006 Paris Hilton created a monster. And their names are
Kim,
Kourtney, and
Khloe. I guess Paris is a little bit jealous that the Kardashian sisters are suddenly at the top of every club promoters list, while she's yesterday's slutty news. A source told the
New York Post:
"Paris is furious that Kim got her start by hanging out in Hollywood with her -- and now, the Kardashians have it all, the reality shows, the magazine covers, the big appearance fees and promotional deals. She used to command $100,000 for club appearances, but now Kim is the hottest girl -- and they aren't friends anymore. The magazines are bidding around $300,000 for Kourtney's baby-shower and baby pictures. And Khloe's wedding brought in record ratings for E!
"Paris has realized that standing for excess in a recession doesn't appeal. The Kardashian girls seem more real, and girls identify with them more. She's got to ditch the pink Bentley and concentrate on developing herself."
Sources close to Hilton said she's carefully working on the launch of her new hair and beauty line, which she'll unveil in Beverly Hills on Tuesday, taking the lead from the Kardashians by having her family at her side.
Was there ever any doubt the Kardashians would become more famous than Paris? They have bigger tits than she does. The truth is, although the Kardashians are now a bigger draw than Paris, she has no one to blame for that fact but herself -- she showed them exactly how to become successful in Hollywood: Step 1. Make a sex tape. Step 2. Protest its release. Step 3. Profit, Rinse, Repeat.
Paris Hilton is vacant Paris Hilton is a wee bit pissed that a billboard company in New Zealand is using her image to promote their vacant billboards. Here come the lawyers. From
Stuff.co.nz:
Adam McGregor from Media5 told the Sunday Star-Times the company, which had grown from having 35 to 70 advertising sites in Wellington and Auckland, was not using Hilton to endorse their billboards. They were "just having a bit of fun".
"We wanted to draw some attention to some of our unsold display as we expanded, so we briefed a friend who runs his own boutique agency to work up a range of creative concepts. We liked the ones he came up with using high-profile public figures the best because they were fun.
"We were thinking about using Winston Peters, but Paris is much prettier and she has a proven ability to laugh at herself. We assume that the agency has taken care of the rights to the image of Paris, but we will ask the question," McGregor said.
According to McGregor, the new billboards featuring Paris have increased sales 40% over the old ones, which featured a picture of Pamela Anderson and the words "SHOOT YOUR HOT ADVERTISING LOAD ALL OVER MY FACE" in big, bold letters.
Paris and Nicky Hilton out and about in Beverly Hills (11/6)
+
Looking down Kristin Cavallari's shirt [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Sophie Monk is stylish, expressionless [
IDLYITW]
+ Tiffani Amber Thiessen got knocked up [
Just Jared]
+ Inna Elena Alexander is see through (
NSFW) [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ A match made in douche heaven [
Dlisted]
+ Guess who would rather go naked than wear fur? [
PopEater]
+ I just can't wrap my head around this guy playing someone tough [
Bam! Kapow!]
+ Anne V is hotter than you [
Derek Hail]
+ Kate Beckinsale. In spandex. [
Attuworld]
LIST OF THE DAY:
25 Epic Automobile FAILS
Paris Hilton out and about in Hollywood (11/2)
Paris, when Chelsea Handler calls you a "cock-ravenous slut" and a "bottomless cum dumpster" on her show, she's actually making fun of you. From the
New York Post:
Chelsea Handler doesn't have much sympathy for the celebs she lampoons on her E! talkshow. "I think the people I talk about are generally so stupid [that] they don't even know I'm saying bad things about them," the "Chelsea Lately" host tells Philadelphia Style magazine. "I've run into Paris Hilton and she's like, 'Oh, I love your show.' And I'm like, 'You can't love my show if you can hear.' "
Chelsea's right about Paris being "stupid" . . . especially if she actually watches her show. I'd rather sit through a root canal without anesthesia than an entire episode of that piece of crap. The only things less funny than
Chelsea Lately are Holocaust victims, herpes, Holocaust victims with herpes, and anything starring Jimmy Fallon. Chelsea should actually be honored that someone famous knows who she is . . . because in five years, no one else will.
Paris Hilton leaving LAX airport (11/5)
+
Blake Lively showing off her awesome boobs [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Isla Fisher is see-through [
I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Ashlee Simpson still thinks she can act [
Just Jared]
+ French actress Amanda Lear is topless (
NSFW) [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Rihanna says Chris Brown has no soul [
The Blemish]
+ Sexy pics of Carrie Prejean [
Holy Taco]
+ Megan Fox candids for no good reason [
A Socialite's Life]
+ Khloe Kardashian is trying to get knocked up [
Yeeeah!]
+ God hates Lindsay Lohan [
Cele|bitchy]
LIST OF THE DAY:
15 Awesome Movie Mashup Posters
Paris Hilton at a salon in Beverly Hills (10/29)
Can you image Paris Hilton with a bunch of horny groupies following her around the country? It may happen. Yikes. Talk about adding fuel to the fire. She may literally have sex with a million guys. From the
New York Daily News:
Paris Hilton, the world tour? The heiress, who is currently in the studio recording her second album, recently talked about how things are going to OK! magazine
If all goes as she says, that performance could lead to Hilton's first ever tour. The socialite-turned-reality TV star has already released one album, "Paris," on her own label Heiress Records, and perhaps surprisingly the critical reception wasn't all bad. Her album even reached the sixth position on the Billboard 200 list.
Wait a minute, Paris' last album reached number six on the charts? What . . . who . . . where . . . why? Am I trapped in
The Twilight Zone? Here's a little tip for people actually wanting to listen to a self-absorbed, no-talent, annoying chick wail for hours: don't buy Paris' new CD -- just watch a
Tyra Banks Show marathon. And for those planning on actually attending Paris Hilton's concert, I'd imagine it'll be a lot like having surgery: you'll need plenty of antibiotics, and when it's over you'll be scarred for life.
Paris Hilton Halloween Costume Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt at Heidi Klum and Seal's annual Halloween Party in West Hollywood (10/31)
Paris Hilton arriving to Mr. Chow restaurant in Beverly Hills (10/22)
Remember
when someone broke into Paris Hilton's house last year and stole $2 million worth of jewelry? Well she got her stuff back. Late last week, the LAPD broke up a burglary ring responsible for multiple celebrity break-ins. From
People:
"Paris went to the police station last night to retrieve her stolen belongings," her publicist Dawn Miller tells PEOPLE. "She didn't get everything but fortunately most of her jewelry was returned. She is really pleased and thankful to the LAPD for their help."
Hilton, 28, is one of a string of celebrity victims of an alleged burglary gang comprised of mostly teenagers. Suspect Rachel J. Lee, 19, who detectives believe is the ringleader, was arrested in Las Vegas Thursday, and remains in custody. Lee had an apparent fascination with celebrity fashion, a source close to the case tells PEOPLE.
TMZ adds:
We're told when Lee was busted, cops impounded a variety of items from her father's Las Vegas home . . . The items include a hat linked to Lindsay Lohan, jeans linked to Rachel Bilson and partially nude photographs linked to Paris Hilton ... no surprise there.
"Partially nude photographs"? That's tame. When you think of Paris Hilton's personal photos, you'd expect them to be of her doing things that were a little more unconventional -- like foursomes, eightsomes, or reading a book without pictures in it. Besides, if you really want to see Paris remove her clothes, you don't need to steal her pictures -- you just need to
rent her video buy her a drink suggest her outfit is from last year's line.
NOTE: Artist's rendering of what Paris may have looked like in those nude photos
here,
here, and
here, all NSFW.
ALTERNATE HEADLINE: "Paris Hilton's stolen nude photos recovered. No this is not a repeat of a headline from 2008, 2007, 2006, or 2005."
