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Michael Jackson and Pamela Anderson might be dating

What a hunk

In what might go down as the weirdest relationship ever, Pam Anderson and Michael Jackson went on a secret date recently in Malibu. The two hit it off so well that a second date has already been planned. A source told the Daily Mirror:

"It was all arranged by their people in total secrecy, very cloak and dagger. They arrived separately at the Shutters Hotel on Malibu Beach so no one would suspect anything and then had a few drinks in the bar. They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off. They chatted about Michael turning 50, his new album, their kids. And he seemed genuinely interested in Pamela." (Source)

Wouldn't it be awesome if these eventually married and had kids? Is it legal for a newborn to get implants and a chin reduction? Let's hope so. If not, I guess they could always go down to Mexico. Fistfuls of dollars talk in that country. How do you think I got this steel cock?

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Pam and Tommy are back together

Pam and Tommy at a landscaping store in Malibu (6/4)

In 1998 Tommy Lee plead no contest to hitting and kicking his wife Pamela Anderson while she was holding their 7-month-old baby son Dylan. A day after Tommy was sentenced to six months in jail, Pam filed for divorce. Yada yada yada, ten years later, they're giving it another shot. Rolling Stone says:

We visited Mötley Crüe in their Hollywood rehearsal studio yesterday as they prepped for their summer CrueFest tour. Yes, they rocked, and we’ll have a full report in the next issue of Rolling Stone, but because you’re our pals, we thought you’d want to know one bit of news right away: “Pamela and the kids have moved in with me. It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. You can tell on the kids’ faces — they’re happy when we’re together . . . We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go.” (Source)

800 times? He means that bowling pin they keep under their bed, right? Trust me Tommy, just keep at it and eventually you'll be able to fit the entire thing up Pam. The important thing is you must keep trying. Don't give up just because Paris Hilton was first to break the half pin barrier. What if NASA had given up just because the Russians reached space first? We would have never reached the moon. The entire bowling pin is your moon Pam and Tommy.

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Pam Anderson is see through

In celebration of Formula One Week in Montreal, Pamela Anderson was paid $100,000 to host a swimsuit competition at Opera nightclub on Sunday night. So of course she wore a see through top. In terms of slutty outfits Pam's worn in her life, this is actually pretty tame. I feel like someone should almost be congratulating her. "Congratulations Ms. Anderson. You managed to only look like a whore tonight instead of your usual skank-whore."

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Pam Anderson had a yard sale

Pam Anderson and ex-husband Tommy Lee watching their son's Little League game in Malibu (5/7)

Pam Anderson sold a bunch of her crap over the weekend at her former house in Malibu. She donated the proceeds of the sale to PETA. The Daily Mail says:

The former Playboy pin-up, 40, offered furniture, Baywatch memorabilia, books, clothing, shoes, and even her used underwear for sale . . . Baywatch fans hoping for a historical reminder of the international hit TV show could buy a signed red float famously carried by Pamela's character C.J. Parker as she bounced along the beach. Fans hoping for an insight into Pamela would be interested to see her book collection, including political pundit William J. Bennett's moral story book 'The Book Of Virtues', Eddie Muller and Daniel Faris's 'Grindhouse: The Forbidden World of "Adults Only" Cinema' and the pictorial 'Kiss Kiss' by Patrick McMullan. Numerous copies of her own novels, Star and follow-up Starstruck were also up for sale. (Source)

The CIA better make sure the Iranians weren't the ones buying her used underwear since those things contain enough radioactive waste to power six nuclear power plants. Rumor is Pamela nicknamed those things "The Tuskeegee Experiment."

Pam Anderson back with Tommy Lee?

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Little League moms aren’t supposed to have boobs like that

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Pamela Anderson at her son's Little League game in Malibu yesterday

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Pam Anderson gets nude for Hef

Pam Anderson at her son's little league game in Malibu (4/6)

Hugh Hefner celebrated his 82nd birthday by taking a little trip to Las Vegas over the weekend. The Playboy patriarch received the usual assortment of birthday gifts: cigars, booze, Pamela Anderson naked in his hotel room. Wait, what? The Las Vegas Review Journal writes:

What do you get Hugh Hefner for his birthday? Pamela Anderson, who appeared on the cover of Playboy more than anyone else (12 times), gave him a birthday dance in her birthday suit. Anderson surprised Hefner, who was in town to celebrate his 82nd birthday, when he returned to the Sky Villa supersuite named after him at the Palms Fantasy Towers late Saturday. When Hefner walked in, Anderson walked out of a bedroom wearing only high heels.

"He was stunned. He had the biggest smile I've ever seen," said Palms owner George Maloof, who dedicated a table in the Playboy Club to Hefner later in the evening. (Source)

If Pamela's dance was of the lap variety I hope for Hugh's sake next year's present is a shot of penicillin. That chick has more diseases in her than a medical dictionary. This story does make sense though for one reason: the only person that could possibly want a private dance from a washed-up, leather skinned has-been is one of Pamela's peers: an 82 year old.

UPDATE: E! announced today that Pam is getting her own reality show this summer. First episode? Pam dancing naked for Hugh Hefner followed by a youth baseball game 12 hours later.

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Pam Anderson pregnant

Pam Anderson is pregnant

So you know that dude Pam Anderson married, wanted to divorce, wanted to be married to again, and now wants to divorce again? She's pregnant with his kid. Ahhhhh, good times. TMZ says:

. . . we know she's pregnant with his baby. Salomon has told friends he believes she is "acting crazy" because of the pregnancy and hopes she will settle back into the marriage. (Source)

If this baby's born with only minor birth defects I'd consider that a small miracle. Doesn't this bitch still have hepatitis? Call me crazy but shouldn't she maybe have her tubes tied or burned. And how does she know it's Salomon's kid anyway? Pam's handled more wood in the past six months than a lumberjack.

PICS: Anderson and Salomon leaving Villa nightclub in West Hollywood (12/22/07)

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Pamela Anderson files for divorce yet again

Methinks someone was high on coke that night (12/31)

Surprise, surprise, Pamela Anderson served her new husband Rick Salomon with divorce papers again last Friday. The move happened just two weeks after Pam filed for divorce but then changed her mind ("We're working things out . . ."). On New Year's Eve, Pam wrote on her blog:

Happy New Year

I know 2008 will bring all your wildest dreams.

2007 was an interesting year for me.

What's the definition of insanity?

This is the year I do everything I wanted to do - my way.

I have so many great projects - for the environment- for animals.

I'm going to be proud of every single day- and make sure I do not veer from the path.

Stay focused. Love and blessings

- P

I have a new respect for Pam. You'd think it'd be almost impossible to type a nice holiday message with a penis in each hand . . .

PICS: Pamela Anderson hosting a New Year's Eve party at Pure in Las Vegas

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Pam and Criss

Pamela Anderson and Criss Angel in Las Vegas (12/8)

The New York Post is claiming today that the reason Pam Anderson abruptly filed for divorce from her husband of ten weeks Rick Salomon (they reconciled shortly thereafter) was because of a huge fight the couple had over pictures of Pam "cozying up" to illusionist Criss Angel at a Las Vegas club (posted on 12/8 and above). A source told the paper:

"[Salomon] hit the roof when he found out Pam was hanging out with Criss while he was off at a poker tournament. They had a huge fight . . . It was just another log on the fire. Their relationship is so volatile [that] I'm sure this won't be the last time she files, but nothing happened with her and Criss; they were just hanging out." (Source)

So Rick Salomon is mad that his wife was flirting with another man? Uhhh, he knows he married Pam Anderson right? Chick's been passed around more than a chain letter. Friend of mine slept with her back in '99. After they were finished he forced Pam to sleep with five of his friends so he wouldn't get bad luck. True Story.

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Pamela Anderson not divorcing Rick Salomon

Looks like Pam Anderson may not be divorcing Rick Salomon after all. A source told TMZ that Pam filed the paper in response to a "huge fight" the couple had but now everything's cool. Pam wrote on her blog today:

P.S.

We're working things out...

Well that's a relief, you don't know the carnage a single Pam Anderson could wreak over New Year's. You know the movie 28 Days Later where pretty much the entire population of England is killed by a highly contagious virus? That's loosely based on a New Year's Eve party in London Pam hosted back in '03.