Pamela Anderson leaving Safeway in Malibu (6/1)
For those of you that haven't had breakfast yet, apologies for the picture above. My god. I mean . . . my god. So remember how bad Pam looked at
her fragrance launch last week? It could have been worse. From the
New York Post:
Are Pamela Anderson's famous looks fading? At her fragrance launch in Miami, her manager, Peter Asher, demanded that photographers shoot her only with a "ring flash," which eliminates shadows and imperfections. Asher got in a heated argument with top Miami celebrity lensman Seth Browarnik, who argued that the flash requires a large battery pack and slows the job. Asher then banned him and all others without a ring flash from Saturday's Make-A-Wish Ball.
A source said several photographers boycotted the charity event. A rep for Anderson's fragrance told Page Six, "I can only suggest it is something Pamela wanted."
A special flash used by photographers won't improve how Pam looks to men -- but a paper bag and a 12-pack might. If Pam really wants to keep what little dignity she still has left, the best thing for her to do is to fade into obscurity -- like Mel Gibson's career.
NOTE: If Pam's using trick photography to make herself look presentable now, in five years she's gonna look absolutely
DISGUSTING . . . wait a minute, how did that word get linked?
Pamela Anderson launching her new perfume "Malibu" at the W Fort Lauderdale (11/5)
Things I would rather spray myself with than Pam Anderson's new perfume:
- Bees
- Swine flu
- Bees that have swine flu
NOTE: I don't know who that dude in the back is with the "oh
hell no" look on his face, but I would like to be his friend.
Pamela Anderson at Richie Rich's AMUSE fashion show in Miami (10/14)
Oh these pictures actually aren't from the set of Stephen King's latest demonic horror film? I mean, I just assumed . . . my bad.
Top 10 Bad Hollywood Boob Jobs by Dan the Celebman
Nothing makes shallow celebs happier than a stiff injection of saline solution. But just like with Kevin Costner's acting career, things sometimes go horribly wrong.
NOTE: Make sure you click through the gallery for individual comments under each picture.
Pamela Anderson leaving The Ivy restaurant in Beverly Hills (2/25)
+
Remember Darlene from Roseanne? She's fug now. [Drunken Stepfather]
+
Sophie Anderton Nude Pictures for the Paycheck [Egotastic!]
+ Rachel Bilson flashes her new bling [
Just Jared]
+ Meredith Vieira upskirt on Ellen's show [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Douche sandwich is a fitting term [
The Blemish]
+ If sex was described like a T.G.I. Friday's menu [
Holy Taco]
+ Brazil's Carnival is full of painted boobies [
Attuworld]
+ Saffi Karina is your afternoon pick-me-up [
F-Listed]
+ Cyrus family in turmoil over Miley's 20-year-old boyfriend [
Cele|bitchy]
Pamela Anderson at the Richie Rich Fashion Show in New York (2/19)
+ Sophia Bush is purty [
Just Jared]
+
Damn Megan Fox has a nice body [Drunken Stepfather]
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Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio and Friends Get Naked for DT [Egotastic!]
+ Michael Phelps is hiding out in strip clubs [
F-Listed]
+ Brooklyn Decker looks good painted [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Jennifer Love Hewitt shows off her cleavage to Jay Leno [
Popoholic]
+ Why do pandas always get the aisle seat? [
Holy Taco]
+ Boxing challenge issued to Chris Brown [
Bossip]
+ Adam Carolla's show canceled [
Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Pamela Anderson at Malibu Beach (12/28)
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Naomi Campbell is dating a billionaire [Drunken Stepfather]
+ J.Lo's rep denies marital troubles [
Lossip]
+
Billie Piper Topless Breastfeeding Pictures [Egotastic!]
+ Maria Kirilenko (hot tennis player) wears underwear [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Why does Lohan always look so surprised to see the paparazzi? [
NewsToob]
+ Miley Cyrus gives her thoughts on the Israeli-Palestinian crisis [
Holy Taco]
+ A true hottie in the wild [
Double Viking]
+ Britney made a New Year's resolution [
ICYDK]
+ Valda Silva is your afternoon pick-me-up [
F-Listed]
[Flynet]
Pamela Anderson bikini pics!
Pamela Anderson in Cannes, France (5/2007)
What a hunk
In what might go down as the weirdest relationship ever, Pam Anderson and Michael Jackson went on a secret date recently in Malibu. The two hit it off so well that a second date has already been planned. A source told the Daily Mirror:
"It was all arranged by their people in total secrecy, very cloak and dagger. They arrived separately at the Shutters Hotel on Malibu Beach so no one would suspect anything and then had a few drinks in the bar. They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off. They chatted about Michael turning 50, his new album, their kids. And he seemed genuinely interested in Pamela." (Source)
Wouldn't it be awesome if these eventually married and had kids? Is it legal for a newborn to get implants and a chin reduction? Let's hope so. If not, I guess they could always go down to Mexico. Fistfuls of dollars talk in that country. How do you think I got this steel cock?
[Flynet]
