Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson in St. Tropez (July '06)
NOTE: 12 more Pamela Anderson bikini pics on PAGE 2 (CLICK HERE)
What a hunk
In what might go down as the weirdest relationship ever, Pam Anderson and Michael Jackson went on a secret date recently in Malibu. The two hit it off so well that a second date has already been planned. A source told the Daily Mirror:
"It was all arranged by their people in total secrecy, very cloak and dagger. They arrived separately at the Shutters Hotel on Malibu Beach so no one would suspect anything and then had a few drinks in the bar. They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off. They chatted about Michael turning 50, his new album, their kids. And he seemed genuinely interested in Pamela." (Source)
Wouldn't it be awesome if these eventually married and had kids? Is it legal for a newborn to get implants and a chin reduction? Let's hope so. If not, I guess they could always go down to Mexico. Fistfuls of dollars talk in that country. How do you think I got this steel cock?
[Flynet]
Pam and Tommy at a landscaping store in Malibu (6/4)
In 1998 Tommy Lee plead no contest to hitting and kicking his wife Pamela Anderson while she was holding their 7-month-old baby son Dylan. A day after Tommy was sentenced to six months in jail, Pam filed for divorce. Yada yada yada, ten years later, they're giving it another shot. Rolling Stone says:
We visited Mötley Crüe in their Hollywood rehearsal studio yesterday as they prepped for their summer CrueFest tour. Yes, they rocked, and we’ll have a full report in the next issue of Rolling Stone, but because you’re our pals, we thought you’d want to know one bit of news right away: “Pamela and the kids have moved in with me. It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. You can tell on the kids’ faces — they’re happy when we’re together . . . We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go.” (Source)
800 times? He means that bowling pin they keep under their bed, right? Trust me Tommy, just keep at it and eventually you'll be able to fit the entire thing up Pam. The important thing is you must keep trying. Don't give up just because Paris Hilton was first to break the half pin barrier. What if NASA had given up just because the Russians reached space first? We would have never reached the moon. The entire bowling pin is your moon Pam and Tommy.
Pam Anderson is see through
In celebration of Formula One Week in Montreal, Pamela Anderson was paid $100,000 to host a swimsuit competition at Opera nightclub on Sunday night. So of course she wore a see through top. In terms of slutty outfits Pam's worn in her life, this is actually pretty tame. I feel like someone should almost be congratulating her. "Congratulations Ms. Anderson. You managed to only look like a whore tonight instead of your usual skank-whore."
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Pam Anderson and ex-husband Tommy Lee watching their son's Little League game in Malibu (5/7)
Pam Anderson sold a bunch of her crap over the weekend at her former house in Malibu. She donated the proceeds of the sale to PETA. The Daily Mail says:
The former Playboy pin-up, 40, offered furniture, Baywatch memorabilia, books, clothing, shoes, and even her used underwear for sale . . . Baywatch fans hoping for a historical reminder of the international hit TV show could buy a signed red float famously carried by Pamela's character C.J. Parker as she bounced along the beach. Fans hoping for an insight into Pamela would be interested to see her book collection, including political pundit William J. Bennett's moral story book 'The Book Of Virtues', Eddie Muller and Daniel Faris's 'Grindhouse: The Forbidden World of "Adults Only" Cinema' and the pictorial 'Kiss Kiss' by Patrick McMullan. Numerous copies of her own novels, Star and follow-up Starstruck were also up for sale. (Source)
The CIA better make sure the Iranians weren't the ones buying her used underwear since those things contain enough radioactive waste to power six nuclear power plants. Rumor is Pamela nicknamed those things "The Tuskeegee Experiment."
