Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson in Hawaii in 2011

Pam Anderson actually turned down money. Wait, what? . . . *looks outside to see if Rosie O'Donnells are flying* . . . from Entertainmentwise:

[Pamela Anderson] has said that she has no plans to return to the show that made her famous. According to the Press Association, Pamela has been approached to appear in the upcoming movie, but isn't keen.

She said "they've asked me, but I kind of like leaving it as it was. I think doing a movie sometimes ruins these really great TV shows as they were ... And I don't want to play someone's mom. And someone else would be playing CJ."

Pam owes millions to the IRS and she's turning down money because she doesn't want to mess with the artistic integrity of Baywatch? Did this conversation really happen? I wouldn't be surprised if Pam had a complete psychotic breakdown and thought she was in a meeting with studio execs, but was actually just screaming jibberish into the drive thru mic at a Burger King. Pam hasn't had a good time of it ever since she came out against KFC -- a mistake on her part she'll never admit. Hell, I don't trust anybody that doesn't eat KFC and neither should you. Hating on the Colonel's secret blend of 11 herbs and spices just shows bad judgement.

*20 Pamela Anderson pictures total in the gallery:

Pam Anderson leaving Valley Ice Center in Panorama City, CA after practicing for the British reality TV series Dancing on Ice (11/12)

The federal government wants Pam Anderson to bend over -- and not in the way she's used to. From the New York Daily News:

Pamela Anderson has been hit with a sizable pair of tax bills. The former "Baywatch" babe is facing a new $259,395 federal lien filed in August and a follow-up state tax lien for $112,118 filed in September -- both for the 2011 tax year, the Los Angeles County Recorder confirmed Monday. Her rep had no immediate comment

Wait a minute, how does Pam owe so much money? Doesn't a person need to make money before he/she can owe taxes on it? Pam's career ended more than 10-years-ago and, last time I checked, you don't pay taxes on Social Security benefits (and looking like a zombie isn't taxable unless you're actually a cast member of The Walking Dead). Hell, Pam doesn't even have a checking account. The only banking she does is sperm banking.

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Pam Anderson actually doesn't look like shit

After years of looking like shit all the time (see here, here, here, here, and here), Pam Anderson actually looked pretty decent last night at the "A Night of New York Class" gala benefit to ban New York City carriage horses. And who can blame her for putting on her best face for such an important cause. It's ridiculous that, in 2012, horses are still pulling carriages through Central Park. Especially when you consider the fact that they have some of the tastiest meat in all of the animal kingdom. Mmmmmmm. . .

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Pam Anderson at LAX airport (2/4)

Pam Anderson's suing her ex-boyfriend for . . . ONE MILLION DOLLARS . . . after he supposedly promised her a new condo in his development. Pam, guys would have said anything to get into your pants back in the day. Just drop it. From the Daily Mail:

According to court documents, Laurence Hallier, a real estate tycoon who dated Anderson back in 2006, promised her a condominium in a new Las Vegas development he invested in. In return she would help publicise the luxury building - The Panorama Towers.

Anderson claimed he told her that if the development was delayed in anyway she would be given $1million in cash and when the project fell behind, she never received her payment. Anderson filed a federal lawsuit this week with the Los Angeles Superior Court asking for the $1 million fee to be paid.

The couple are said to have dated on and off for several years, finally ending their fling last year.

Why is Pam even bothering to sue this guy? By the time this lawsuit finally makes it through the courts, her hep C ravaged body will be more decayed than Amy Winehouse's teeth. Besides, Pamela shouldn't be wasting what precious time she has left trying to scam a free condo out of her ex boyfriend -- she should be trying to build a time machine to go back to 1995 so she can be relevant again.

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Pam Anderson talking with police in London (1/2)

Pam Anderson's stalker was arrested in London on Sunday night after he tried to board the same train the "star" was on. From the Mirror:

Pammi looked terrified as four officers carted the long-haired 21-year-old, dressed all in black, along the platform at Liverpool’s Lime Street station. She had just finished her last performance in Aladdin at the city’s Empire Theatre before boarding the 8.48pm to London Euston. The unnamed suspect has allegedly been following her to various venues since she arrived in England.

A witness said police quickly brought the situation under control. He added: “A load of them jumped on him and sprayed him before hauling him off by his arms and legs. [Pam] was shaken up, but glad he was taken away before anything happened.”

The man is said to have been warned previously to stay away from the star.

After Pam's stalker was released yesterday, he was arrested again after trying to steal a Dr. Dre CD from Sam Goody. Wait, that didn't actually happen? But Pam Anderson has a stalker. I thought this was 1992 . . .

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, November 9

Pam Anderson at a press conference in Tel Aviv, Israel (pics start here)

Shia LaBeouf and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley filming Transformers: Dark Of The Moon in L.A. (pics start here)

Petra Nemcova at Glamour's "2010 Women Of The Year Awards" at Carnegie Hall in New York (pics start here)

Julia Stiles leaving the Coral Tree Cafe in Brentwood (pics start here)

Kristin Chenoweth at the Vh1 "Save the Music Foundation Gala" at Cipriani in New York (pics start here)

Jennifer Garner out and about in Pacific Palisades (pics start here)

Alexa Ray Joel at Glamour's "2010 Women Of The Year Awards" at Carnegie Hall in New York (pics start here)

Jordin Sparks performing at the Disney Times Square Grand Opening Reception in New York (pics start here)

Jessica Lowndes leaving Red O restaurant in L.A. (pics start here)

Audrina Patridge at the 2011 People's Choice Awards nominations announcement held at The London Hotel in L.A. (pics start here)

Cote de Pablo (NCIS) at TV Guide Magazine's "Hot List Party" held at the W Hollywood (pics start here)

Stacy Keibler arriving at Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Britney Spears leaving Neiman Marcus in Canoga Park (pics start here)

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Pamela Anderson unveiling her new PETA advertisement in London (10/24)

If I could hop into a time machine and travel back to 1994, this would be AWESOME news. From Starpulse:

Pamela Anderson has stripped for her 11th Playboy cover - channeling "La Dolce Vita" siren Anita Ekberg at the sexy shoot.

The "Baywatch" bombshell landed her first Playboy cover way back in 1989, and was named Playmate of the year in 1990. And now, 20 years later, Anderson is baring all again for the January 2011 issue, cavorting naked in a pool as an homage to Ekberg's infamous scene in Rome, Italy's Trevi Fountain with Marcello Mastroianni in the 1960 movie classic.

On his Twitter.com page, Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner writes, "Pamela Anderson is in the (Playboy) Mansion swimming pool, posing for the January cover in a tribute to 'La Dolce Vita.'"

Sorry Playboy, if I really wanted to see some grotesquely-disfigured mug on the cover of a magazine, I'd buy an issue of Mad. In all seriousness though, who the hell wants to see this chick naked these days? You can see a diseased naked has-been with huge tits half Pam's age by just Googling the words "Lindsay" and "Lohan."

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Pamela Anderson leaving Heathrow airport in London (8/18)

European people are so silly. They actually paid Pamela Anderson $18,000 to show up at a nightclub in London -- roughly $17,986 more than she normally gets here in America (bottle of Smirnoff). From Ace Showbiz:

Pamela Anderson picked up $18,000 for a one-night stand in London [last week], August 20. The former "Baywatch" pin-up, who is in the U.K. to promote her upcoming role in traditional Christmas pantomime "Aladdin", thrilled clubbers at Funky Mojoes in Essex when she showed up for the nightspot's two year anniversary celebrations. According to Britain's The People newspaper, Anderson took home a whopping $18,000 for simply sipping booze in the VIP room and posing for snaps with revelers.

Are we supposed to be surprised that people in Europe are still willing to pay to see Pamela Anderson in person? These are the same people that thought David Hasselhoff and the Spice Girls were musical geniuses. Besides, if Britons want to see a crusty old relic that hasn't worked in years, they don't have to pay $18K to see Pam Anderson. They can just go visit Stonehenge.

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Pamela Anderson at the "Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff" at Sony Pictures Studios in Culver City (8/1)

Pam Anderson showed up to the David Hasselhoff Roast on Sunday -- and I know this may shock you -- but you could kinda see her nipples and panties through her dress. I know, I couldn't believe she wore underwear either. What, did she lose a bet?

NOTE: To see the uncensored, slightly-NSFW Pam Anderson see-through pics, click the picture above and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

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Pam Anderson arriving to Heathrow airport in London (6/18)

Sad news about Pam Anderson's career: it was hit by a car yesterday and killed. WHY!!!! From UK tabloid The Daily Star:

Strictly Come Dancing bosses plan to make it the ­sexiest series ever - so they’ve signed up ex-Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson. The blonde bombshell took part in the US ­version of the hit celebrity ballroom contest. And she has agreed to ­appear as a special guest when the new series starts this autumn. Sexy Pam, 43, will wear one of the ­skimpiest outfits ever seen on the show.

A BBC source told the Daily Star Sunday: “Pamela Anderson oozes sex appeal and sent temperatures soaring when she took part in Dancing With The Stars in America. The new British series is being sexed up and who better to feature than one of the world’s ­hottest pin-ups. Bosses are very ­excited about having her on board. The costume department has already started designing one of the most outrageous outfits it has ever made. It will show off every inch of Pammie’s fabulous body. She’ll certainly cause a stir as you really don’t get much sexier than Pammie.”

"Pamela Anderson oozes sex appeal"? Maybe 20 years ago when she looked like this and this naked (NSFW). These days she just oozes. Perhaps in England the sight of a hep-C infested, leathery-skinned, aging has-been from the '90s is still considered attractive. But here in the States, if we want to see an outdated model with malfunctioning parts, we don't need to tune into a reality show. We'll just watch a Toyota commercial.

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