Pam Anderson

Paparazzi photos from Saturday, January 12 and Sunday, January 13

Pamela Anderson at the "Help Haiti Home Gala" in L.A. (pics start here)

JoJo out and about in Hollywood (pics start here)

Jennifer Love Hewitt on the set of The Client List in North Hills, CA (pics start here)

Jenna Dewan hiking in Runyon Canyon in L.A. (pics start here)

Elisabetta Canalis shopping at Pinko in Milan (pics start here)

Kourtney Kardashian leaving Bonpoint in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Malin Akerman leavsing Urth Caffe in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Adele leaving Bel Bambini in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Rumer Willis on her way to a salon in Hollywood (pics start here)

Dakota Fanning leaving a gym in North Hollywood (pics start here)

Kristen Bell leaving her home in L.A. (pics start here)

*110 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Pam Anderson leaving the Les Ambassadeurs Club in Mayfair, London (1/7)

After being eliminated on the first episode of Dancing on Ice, Pam Anderson got absolutely shitfaced Monday night in London. And really, who can blame her? You would drink your sorrows away, too, if your lifelong dream of winning the eighth season of a British reality show ice skating competition was shattered that quickly.

*25 Pam Anderson pictures total in the gallery:

Pamela Anderson at the launch of Sea Shepherd's "Operation Zero Tolerance Antarctic Whale Defense" campaign in L.A. (11/2)

I don't know whose idea it was to put Pam Anderson in a skin-tight wetsuit, but c'mon, don't be a dick. She's 45. The last time she actually looked good in a skin-tight wetsuit, people really thought we'd have flying cars in the year 2000.

*30 Pamela Anderson pictures total in the gallery:

Pam Anderson at "An Intimate Evening with David Foster and Friends" gala in Vancouver (5/26)

Pam Anderson's been laying low for the past six months or so, and um, now I think I know why: she's been hiding in her basement gorging on the finest meats, cheeses, and pastries. What the hell happened to her? Even Christopher Reeve didn't go downhill this fast.

*11 Pam Anderson pictures total in the gallery:

Pam Anderson does not look like that

These are allegedly pics of Pam Anderson for the lingerie company Bonita De Mas, but I'm not buying it. I know what Pam looks like (this), and that's not Pam. I've seen Picasso paintings from his cubism period that looked more realistic than this shit. You might as well show me a picture of a big red truck and try to pass that off as Pam. I think I'd be less insulted.

*15 Pam Anderson pictures total in the gallery:

Pam Anderson leaving the Malibu Chili Cook-Off (9/4)

I don't care how famous you are, when you don't work, you can't pay your bills. I know, right, what a shock. From Star magazine:

Pamela Anderson used to be the Baywatch babe with the million-dollar body! Now, she owes more than $1.2 million to creditors, including construction companies she stiffed after they remodeled her five-bedroom Malibu Colony home last year!

“A lot of people are owed a lot of money,” Jay Bruder, boss of Bruder Construction, tells Star. And none more than him! In June, he filed a $674,043 lien against Pam for the cost of “labor and materials and subcontractors to remodel main house, construct foundations for guest house.”

In addition to liens from countless other construction companies, Pam also owes $252,360 to California’s Franchise Tax Board in unpaid income tax from 2007.

Jim Brown, the president of Mini-Haulers, which carted the construction debris from Pam’s house, tells Star that Pam’s failure to pay his $1,975 bill has affected his family. “Putting food on the table isn’t easy in this economy. When someone doesn’t pay their bills, it’s that much harder!”

If this were 1991, I'm sure most of these subcontractors would have been able to "come to some sort of agreement" -- *wink* *wink* -- with regards to the money that Pam owed them (it's actually a little known fact that from 1989-1996 Pam never carried around money when she went shopping -- just condoms). Unfortunately for Pam, because of the ravages of time and hep-C, men are now declining that payment option.

Pam Anderson leaving Nobu restaurant in Malibu (8/16)

This week's "Pam Anderson fucked someone in a bathroom" story is sponsored by Kellogg's Frosted Flakes. They're Gr-r-reat! From the New York Post:

Pamela Anderson really knows how to celebrate art. The sultry star was at the opening party for David LaChapelle's new photography exhibition at the David DeSanctis gallery in LA, where one attendee told us, "She was with a guy who plays a character in Cirque du Soleil. They were in the outdoor bathroom trailer together for almost an hour. It was a really crowded party but everyone was whispering about it."

In all seriousness, can you really judge a skank like Pamela Anderson for screwing a stranger in an "outdoor bathroom"? She was just following her natural instincts -- like when K-Fed visits a Marie Callender's or Paula Poundstone volunteers at an elementary school.* This story does remind me of an interesting parallel: What do Pamela Anderson's vagina and a dirty toilet seat have in common? Both can give you hepatitis C.

*Don't remember the whole Paula Poundstone thing back in 2001? That's because the same day she plead no contest to felony charges of child endangerment (she was originally charged with three counts of committing a lewd act on an unidentified girl under the age of 14), FUCKING 9/11 HAPPENED!

Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson at Body English at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas (8/1)

WTF? Why does Tommy Lee keep going back to Pam Anderson? Her vagina must be scarier looking than those fish with huge fangs that live at the bottom of the ocean. The only thing that makes sense is that he got into some sort of argument with his penis and this is his way of exacting revenge. In Tommy's defense, his penis shouldn't have called his mom a fat whore.

Pam Anderson bikini pics!

Pam Anderson in St. Tropez (July 2007)

Pam Anderson's "Lovestream" trailer

A casino in Laughlin, Nevada, is trying to sell Pam Anderson's old "Lovestream" trailer. The price? $39,000. The trailer was a gift to Pam in 2001 from Hugh Hefner and features a mirrored ceiling, circular vibrating bed, stripper pole, and disco ball. Presumably the mirrored ceiling is so you can see the look of fear in your eyes as you go to bed wondering if you can catch gonorrhea from an unwashed mattress.