Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon in Malibu
Pam Anderson is back with her sleazeball ex-husband Rick Salomon (aka the other half of Paris Hilton's sex tape). Shocking, isn't it? That people still care about Pam Anderson. A source told the National Enquirer
"Pam and Rick have been quietly seeing each other since at least April. They've known each other for more than 20 years, and she says that sex is still terrific with Rick. They've hooked up a lot in the past few months.
"It's a very comfortable relationship. There's no pressure as neither of them are eager to tie the knot again - with each other or anyone else. Pam and Rick believe their relationship could last this time -- as long as they don't get hitched again!" (Print Edition - 7/8)
WTF? I can't believe I'm posting Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon news that doesn't include the phrases "dead for years" and "neighbors complained about a smell." Limp Bizkit is more relevant than these two dopes. Since Pam and Rick are who they are, I'll assume that a "stolen" sex tape will be making the rounds soon -- and by "stolen" I mean "released through Rick's porn distribution company with a cheesy name like Hepatitis Hottie" . . . which was a fine plan in 1998, but in 2013? Not so much. Here's a few of the many problems Pam and Rick will encounter when this inevitably happens:
1) no one in the civilized world owns a VCR
2) no one in the civilized world gives a shit*25 Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Saturday, January 12 and Sunday, January 13
at the "Help Haiti Home Gala" in L.A. (pics start here
out and about in Hollywood (pics start here
Jennifer Love Hewitt
on the set of The Client List
in North Hills, CA (pics start here
hiking in Runyon Canyon in L.A. (pics start here
shopping at Pinko in Milan (pics start here
leaving Bonpoint in Beverly Hills (pics start here
leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here
leavsing Urth Caffe in West Hollywood (pics start here
leaving Bel Bambini in West Hollywood (pics start here
on her way to a salon in Hollywood (pics start here
leaving a gym in North Hollywood (pics start here
leaving her home in L.A. (pics start here
*110 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Pam Anderson leaving the Les Ambassadeurs Club in Mayfair, London
After being eliminated on the first episode of Dancing on Ice
, Pam Anderson got absolutely shitfaced Monday night in London. And really, who can blame her? You would drink your sorrows away, too, if your lifelong dream of winning the eighth season of a British reality show ice skating competition was shattered that quickly.*25 Pam Anderson pictures total in the gallery:
Pamela Anderson at the launch of Sea Shepherd's "Operation Zero Tolerance Antarctic Whale Defense" campaign in L.A.
I don't know whose idea it was to put Pam Anderson in a skin-tight wetsuit, but c'mon, don't be a dick. She's 45. The last time she actually looked good in a skin-tight wetsuit, people really thought we'd have flying cars in the year 2000.
*30 Pamela Anderson pictures total in the gallery:
Pam Anderson at "An Intimate Evening with David Foster and Friends" gala in Vancouver
Pam Anderson's been laying low for the past six months or so, and um, now I think I know why: she's been hiding in her basement gorging on the finest meats, cheeses, and pastries. What the hell happened to her? Even Christopher Reeve didn't go downhill this fast.
*11 Pam Anderson pictures total in the gallery:
Pam Anderson does not look like that
These are allegedly pics of Pam Anderson for the lingerie company Bonita De Mas, but I'm not buying it. I know what Pam looks like (this
), and that's not Pam. I've seen Picasso paintings from his cubism period that looked more realistic than this shit. You might as well show me a picture of a big red truck and try to pass that off as Pam. I think I'd be less insulted.*15 Pam Anderson pictures total in the gallery:
Pam Anderson leaving the Malibu Chili Cook-Off
I don't care how famous you are, when you don't work, you can't pay your bills. I know, right, what a shock. From Star
Pamela Anderson used to be the Baywatch babe with the million-dollar body! Now, she owes more than $1.2 million to creditors, including construction companies she stiffed after they remodeled her five-bedroom Malibu Colony home last year!
“A lot of people are owed a lot of money,” Jay Bruder, boss of Bruder Construction, tells Star. And none more than him! In June, he filed a $674,043 lien against Pam for the cost of “labor and materials and subcontractors to remodel main house, construct foundations for guest house.”
In addition to liens from countless other construction companies, Pam also owes $252,360 to California’s Franchise Tax Board in unpaid income tax from 2007.
Jim Brown, the president of Mini-Haulers, which carted the construction debris from Pam’s house, tells Star that Pam’s failure to pay his $1,975 bill has affected his family. “Putting food on the table isn’t easy in this economy. When someone doesn’t pay their bills, it’s that much harder!”
If this were 1991, I'm sure most of these subcontractors would have been able to "come to some sort of agreement" -- *wink* *wink* -- with regards to the money that Pam owed them (it's actually a little known fact that from 1989-1996 Pam never carried around money when she went shopping -- just condoms). Unfortunately for Pam, because of the ravages of time and hep-C, men are now declining that payment option.
Pam Anderson leaving Nobu restaurant in Malibu
This week's "Pam Anderson fucked someone in a bathroom" story is sponsored by Kellogg's Frosted Flakes. They're Gr-r-reat!
From the New York Post
Pamela Anderson really knows how to celebrate art. The sultry star was at the opening party for David LaChapelle's new photography exhibition at the David DeSanctis gallery in LA, where one attendee told us, "She was with a guy who plays a character in Cirque du Soleil. They were in the outdoor bathroom trailer together for almost an hour. It was a really crowded party but everyone was whispering about it."
In all seriousness, can you really judge a skank like Pamela Anderson for screwing a stranger in an "outdoor bathroom"? She was just following her natural instincts -- like when K-Fed visits a Marie Callender's or Paula Poundstone volunteers at an elementary school.* This story does remind me of an interesting parallel: What do Pamela Anderson's vagina and a dirty toilet seat have in common? Both can give you hepatitis C.
*Don't remember the whole Paula Poundstone thing back in 2001? That's because the same day she plead no contest to felony charges of child endangerment (she was originally charged with three counts of committing a lewd act on an unidentified girl under the age of 14), FUCKING 9/11 HAPPENED
Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson at Body English at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas
WTF? Why does Tommy Lee keep going back to Pam Anderson? Her vagina must be scarier looking than those fish with huge fangs
that live at the bottom of the ocean. The only thing that makes sense is that he got into some sort of argument with his penis and this is his way of exacting revenge. In Tommy's defense, his penis shouldn't have called his mom a fat whore.
Pam Anderson bikini pics!
Pam Anderson in St. Tropez (July 2007)