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According to Star magazine and the National Enquirer, Owen Wilson tried to kill himself yesterday by slitting his wrists and taking an "indeterminate amount of pills." Star magazine says:
[Wilson] was discovered by a family member who summoned help. Police and an ambulance responded to a 911 call from Owen’s house around noon on Sunday. His wrist was sutured and bandaged at the hospital. The Enquirer and Star broke the story of Owen’s hospitalization earlier Sunday and revealed that he was being transferred from St. John’s after being stabilized. The publications learned that he was going to be detoxed. (Source)
People magazine also has news of Wilson's hospitalization, but mentions nothing of a suicide attempt:
Owen Wilson's parents and brothers were seen at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center on Sunday night amid reports Wilson was hospitalized. Santa Monica police issued a statement saying officers responded to a "medical assistance call" at a house on Wilson's street shortly after noon Sunday. A source confirmed the house was Wilson's. (Source)
aybe this is all just a misunderstanding. I can't tell you how many times I've ended up with a couple of slit wrists after fumbling around with those damn childproof medicine bottles. And once you get it open, you might as well take 50-75 pills. God knows you put in the effort. You might as well make it count.
UPDATE: Wilson issued a statement: "I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time."
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Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are taking their relationship to the next level. The duo were spotted mattress shopping recently at Leeds in Santa Monica. From Mike Walker of the National Enquirer:
The cute-as-pie couple stretched side-by-side on the potential launch-pad of their love life, locked in embrace and - as shoppers gawked - started counting down to blast-off! Owen kissed Kate...Kate kissed Owen...then Owen yelped: "Hey!" - and flinched as an elderly lady smacked his butt and snapped: "STOP! If you want to do that, get a room. I DON'T want to watch this!" Kate, red as a beet, jumped up and apologized as the older woman rolled her eyes - but hot-to-flop Owen quickly started talking price with the salesman. (Source)
an, Owen Wilson is lucky! Not only does he get to tag the ass of a starlet (the progeny of Hollywood Royalty no less), but he gets HIS ass smacked by older women. Do you know how much that costs where I live? $27.34, but you should always leave a $10 tip ... at least that's what I've heard. Tell Ming you know me and she'll hook you up ... literally ... with nipple clamps.
Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson might be back on. According to a "close source," Wilson has been hanging out with Hudson in Australia during the filming of her new movie Fool's Gold. While Kate had a "very close" relationship with the on-set paparazzi, once Owen showed up, Kate threatened to call the police if the photographers didn't leave her alone. In the wake of her October divorce announcement to Black Crowes' frontman Chris Robinson, Hudson was photographed with Wilson numerous times, however things cooled over the holidays:
"Owen backed out [of Christmas and New Year] because he didn't want to deal with the whole situation with her family. There's [estranged husband Chris Robinson] and the baby, and also Goldie [Hawn] and Kurt [Russell] don't approve of the relationship." The extended family was to spend the holiday week together in Aspen, says the source, but in the end neither Owen nor Kate went.
Wow, Owen's really got himself into a great relationship. There's the new baby, the ex-husband that may or may not be Jesus, the parents that hate him. Throw in some charges of abuse and perhaps a physical disfigurement or two and we got the makings of a Jerry Springer episode. Right, I forgot about his nose. Yeah, I guess I'd classify that as a disfigurement.
Owen Wilson showed up to Kate Hudson's house in the middle of the night drunk off his ass:
"You, Me and Dupree" star OWEN WILSON came this close to a fuzz bust when he showed up at kutie KATE HUDSON's swanky Pacific Palisades pad after a night out with rowdy buddies--who waited while he max-cranked a boom-box on his sweetie's lawn, serenading her with Elvis Presley's "Can't Help Falling in Love!" Before Kate could stifle him, a patrol car rolled up--but luckily, it was neighborhood security guards. Kate came running out, told Owen to kill the ghetto blaster and split before neighbors called the cops. She apologized to the patrol and told Owen's buddies: "Get him out of here!"
WTF? Singing a love song on your girlfriend's lawn in the middle of the night is the type of shit that happens in a Farrelly Brothers' movie--not real life. In all fairness, I did the same singing stunt to my girlfriend in high school. Well it wasn't "technically" my girlfriend, but rather the girl down the street I used to watch with my binoculars. Now that I think about it, I was more masturbating than singing. Now you're just nitpicking.
