Owen Wilson

Karina Smirnoff in Kauai (1/31)

I used to think that Owen Wilson's worst career move was his suicide attempt back in 2007, but that was before he started dating a reality star. From Life & Style:

Owen Wilson had better learn the foxtrot — quick! Life & Style can exclusively reveal that the actor is romancing Dancing With the Stars pro Karina Smirnoff.

“They’ve been out a few times,” a source confirms to Life & Style, on newsstands now. Adds a second insider, “They’re totally into each other.”

In December, Karina, 34, called off her engagement to baseball pitcher Brad Penny, while Owen, 43, split with partner Jade Duell in June 2011, just five months after she gave birth to their son, Ford.

Awe, isn't that cute? I could totally picture these two taking a long walk in the park, holding hands, committing to each other forever . . . well, maybe not forever. Five-month-old babies be damned, Owen is the love 'em and leave 'em type, as his baby momma can testify to. Playa's gotta play, yo. Not that Karina is much better. If any more D-listers cream inside her, she'll be able to have her own dairy farm reality show.

*35 Karina Smirnoff pictures total in the gallery:

Owen Wilson is not dead

There's a rumor on the internets that Owen Wilson died today after snowboarding into a tree at a ski resort in Zermatt, Switzerland. Not true. He's still alive . . . well alive as he can be after selling his soul to Paramount to make the latest Fockers film. You just had to have that vanishing edge jacuzzi off your master bedroom, didn't you Owen? Asshole.

Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, July 7

Kendra Wilkinson signing copies of her new book Sliding Into Home at Borders Columbus Circle in New York (pics start here)

Victoria Beckham arriving to Heathrow airport from Nice, France (pics start here)

Kelly Ripa with her kids Lola and Joaquin in New York (pics start here)

Model Claudine Keane debuting the new "Adore Moi by Ultimo" lingerie collection in Dublin, Ireland (pics start here)

Hugh Grant playing in the JP McManus Pro-Am charity golf tournament in Limerick, Ireland (pics start here)

Ellen Page at LAX airport (pics start here)

Jeremy Piven and Perrey Reeves shooting a scene for Entourage at a park in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Blake Livey on the set of Gossip Girl in Paris (pics start here)

Sally Field leaving Gelson's Market in Brentwood (pics start here)

Halle Berry at Kinko's in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Owen Wilson on the set of Midnight In Paris in Paris (pics start here)

Anna Faris on the set of What's Your Number? in Boston (pics start here)

*118 photos total in the gallery: