
Orlando Bloom and a friend in Pasadena (4/1)
Settle down Orlando, you're going mountain biking in Pasadena, not Iraq. Jeremy Renner didn't even wear that much protection in The Hurt Locker.
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"She's definitely pregnant... Miranda's thrilled," says a source close to the Australia native, who wed the actor, 33, at an undisclosed location -- reportedly in the Caribbean -- less than a month after revealing their engagement on June 21. "She's telling all her friends, mostly other models, about it."What the hell took Orlando so long? He's been dating this piece of ass for three years. If I were him, Miranda would have been pregnant within the first hour of meeting her. Hell, Miranda Kerr is so damn hot, I would have traveled back in time and impregnated her even before I met her.
While the pal says no official announcement will be made, the couple of three years' big news will be hard to keep hidden.
"She poses in lingerie," says the friend of Kerr, who has modeled for Victoria's Secret since 2007. "It will be obvious soon enough."

Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom have secretly wed, reps for both stars said.This is just like Miranda to be all spontaneous like this and not tell me. It reminds me of that time she filed a restraining order and changed the locks on all of her doors. Just because you caught me hiding under your bed once doesn't mean I'm a violent stalker. You're so funny Miranda!
Still no word on when or where they tied the knot, but in a statement released Thursday, Kerr, 27, announced that she has canceled an appearance at the Australian department store David Jones to celebrate.
"David Jones very graciously released me during this period so we could celebrate an intimate ceremony and honeymoon together," she said. "I’m very much a part of the David Jones Family and I am very committed to my role. I am enormously grateful to David Jones to have been given this time to enjoy such a special moment in my life."
Kerr and Bloom, 33 -- who been dating for nearly three years -- announced their engagement in June.

If Miranda Kerr is still dating Orlando Bloom, they have a very understanding relationship. Spies at the Jane Hotel the other night saw the Victoria's Secret model dancing with actor Lukas Haas. One witness reports, "They were together the whole night . . . Jared Followill from Kings of Leon kept staring at them." A rep for Kerr did not return calls.Can you really blame Miranda for going out with other men? Victoria's Secret models can't be tied down to one guy -- especially if that guy uses the same strawberry exfoliator and wears the same size pants they do. They need someone whose broad shoulders and bulging biceps will make them feel safe and protected -- so a lot like a Roman gladiator or celebrity blogger. Why just the other day I lifted an entire gallon of milk over my head. Twice.

Pirates of the Caribbean star Orlando Bloom is giving up his movie treasure quest - because he has all the booty he needs at home. The star is turning down a part in the fourth Pirates flick to spend more time with Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr.What the hell is Orlando thinking? Dude, I don't care if Miranda's vagina is made of cinnamon and rose petals, $15 million is $15 million. With that kind of money he could travel to some Eastern Bloc country and buy as many eager-to-please girls as he wanted. The real reason why he's sticking with her must be that she's either spectacular in bed or just has that certain "je ne sais quoi" quality Orlando's looking for in a woman -- a large penis.
I'm told: "Orlando loved the films but thinks it's time to bow out because they tied up nicely for his character Will Turner. The producers are OK with that because they want to concentrate on the new adventures of Johnny Depp's Captain Jack Sparrow."