Oprah’s rich

She really wanted to make $400 million
According to an in-depth study conducted by TV Guide, celebrities makes millions of dollars a year. Who knew! The results of their shocking research:
- Oprah Winfrey’s income: $385 million/year
- Simon Cowell: $50 million/year
- David Letterman: $32 million/year
- Charlie Sheen: $825,00/episode of Two and a Half Men
- William Peterson: $600,000/episode of CSI
- Mariska Hargitay: $400,000/episode of Law & Order: SVU
- Kyra Sedgwick: $275,00/episode of The Closer
At $385 million a year, can you imagine how much money Oprah has to pay in taxes? The poor thing. There’s no way I’d want to have to shell out that kind of money to the government every April. Nope, I’m happy just the way I am with my Ramen Noodles, 12 Guatemalan roommates, and scurvy. Besides, if you want to be fat, gay, and old you don’t need to make hundreds of millions of dollars a year . . . you just need to be this guy.
[WENN]



