Olivia Culpo at a screening of The Great Gatsby last year
You know that whole "the Jonas Brothers wear purity rings as a symbol of their commitment to remain abstinent until marriage"? Nick Jonas is over that shit. Purity tends to get thrown out of the window when you're dating Miss Universe. Via Us Weekly
"I don't regret [discussing my virginity]," Jonas, 22, [told Wendy Williams on her show yesterday]. "I think it was an important part of my childhood and it was that. As I grew up, I sort of figured out what was important to me and my own belief system. We all grow up and we all live life and find out what's important to us, that's what happened. I went on that journey myself and I'm now comfortable with who I am and what I believe in and I'm an adult."
Williams then asked Kevin and Joe's younger brother whether he was still a virgin. "Just to be clear," she said. "Taking off the ring could be you're not a virgin or you're contemplating."
"No," he confessed, cheekily adding: "As I said, I'm an adult in all ways."
Well no shit he's fucking her. Not having sex when you're dating someone that ungodly hot is like buying a Ferrari and only driving in parking lots. The thing needs to flex its legs out on the open road, maybe cum a little on some Hyundai Elantras.
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Olivia Culpo bikini pics!
Here's Nick Jonas' girlfriend and Miss Universe 2012 Olivia Culpo at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami on Saturday. I was gonna post pictures of a hotter chick in a bikini, but there isn't one on Earth
. God damn. She is so beautiful that if you look up the word "Beautiful" in a dictionary, someone jacked off on that page because they were thinking of her. Wait a minute, I don't think that's how that joke goes . .
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Former Miss Universe Olivia Culpo arriving for dinner at Craig's Restaurant in West Hollywood (8/25) *15 Olivia Culpo pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, November 27
and his girlfriend, Miss Universe 2012 Olivia Culpo
, leaving the Arclight Theater in Hollywood (pics start here
at the 29th Annual Film Independent Spirit Awards Announcement at the W Hotel in Hollywood (pics start here
doing a photoshoot for 138 Water at Pacific Beach in San Diego (pics start here
leaving her doctor's office in Beverly Hills (pics start here
leaving The Box nightclub in London (pics start here
leaving Starbucks in New York (pics start here
leaving Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills (pics start here
shopping for vintage furniture at Hide & Seek in Studio City (pics start here
riding his bike in the Hollywood Hills (pics start here
arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here
celebrates the launch of her custom Sparkle Louder cocktail recipe for HPNOTIQ liqueur in New York (pics start here
Socialite Petra Ecclestone
shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here
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Miss Universe 2012 Olivia Culpo at a screening of The Great Gatsby at MOMA in New York
Miss Universe Olivia Culpo attended a screening of The Great Gatsby
on Sunday in New York, and I totally agree with her. Bras are a hideous symbol of female oppression. By refusing to follow a generally accepted societal norm, Olivia is communicating her rejection of how said society stratifies men's and women's roles . . . giggity
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Olivia Culpo at the premiere of Cosmopolis at MOMA in New York
Everyone is trying to get into the new Miss Universe's pants. Well, yeah. Because everyone has eyes. From the New York Daily News
So far, spies say crooner Joe Jonas and "Family Guy" creator and 2013 Oscar host Seth MacFarlane have come knocking. So has Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte -- but Miss Universe pageant owner Donald Trump said the Olympian doesn't stand a chance.
"That swimmer is all over her like a puppy dog," Trump said. "She's rebuffed all kinds of celebrities. Olivia is focused on being Miss Universe. She's a smart, good girl."
Wow, that's great . . . I guess. I know it's supposed to be a really good thing for the ego to have all these "celebrities" lining up to bang you so you can brag about it on Twitter, but these guys aren't exactly what I refer to as "A-listers". An ex-boy bander, Michael Phelps' bitch, and a guy who -- let's face facts -- made millions of dollars doing the same voice we've all done trying to make a hot chick laugh. Hell, I'm surprised Kathy Griffith hasn't slithered out of her cave and tried to go down on Olivia yet. Oh god, now I can't get that image out of my head . . . *shoots self in head**25 Olivia Culpo pictures total in the gallery:
Miss Universe 2012 Olivia Culpo
Olivia Culpo is your new Miss Universe. The 20-year-old Boston University student -- who had previously won the Miss Rhode Island and Miss USA pageants -- topped 88 other national beauty queens in the competition last night at the Planet Hollywood Resort in Las Vegas. She's the first American to be named Miss Universe since Brook Lee in 1997. In the 12 hours since the pageant has ended, Culpo has already had sex with John Mayer and Adam Levine. Damn those guys!*25 Olivia Culpo pictures total in the gallery:
Miss USA Olivia Culpo
I'd be remiss if I didn't mention that Olivia Culpo is your new Miss America. The reigning Miss Rhode Island was crowned Sunday night at the Planet Hollywood Resort in Las Vegas. What's amazing is that, even though the pageant ended just 15 hours ago, Adam Levine, John Mayer, and Wilmer Valderrama have already had sex with her. Damn those guys.*22 Olivia Culpo pictures total in the gallery: