Miss Universe 2012 Olivia Culpo at a screening of The Great Gatsby at MOMA in New York (5/5)
The
reigning Miss Universe Olivia Culpo attended a screening of
The Great Gatsby on Sunday in New York, and I totally agree with her. Bras are a hideous symbol of female oppression. By refusing to follow a generally accepted societal norm, Olivia is communicating her rejection of how said society stratifies men's and women's roles . . .
giggity.
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Olivia Culpo at the premiere of Cosmopolis at MOMA in New York (8/13)
Everyone is trying to get into the new Miss Universe's pants. Well, yeah. Because everyone has eyes. From the
New York Daily News:
So far, spies say crooner Joe Jonas and "Family Guy" creator and 2013 Oscar host Seth MacFarlane have come knocking. So has Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte -- but Miss Universe pageant owner Donald Trump said the Olympian doesn't stand a chance.
"That swimmer is all over her like a puppy dog," Trump said. "She's rebuffed all kinds of celebrities. Olivia is focused on being Miss Universe. She's a smart, good girl."
Wow, that's great . . . I guess. I know it's supposed to be a really good thing for the ego to have all these "celebrities" lining up to bang you so you can brag about it on Twitter, but these guys aren't exactly what I refer to as "A-listers". An ex-boy bander, Michael Phelps' bitch, and a guy who -- let's face facts -- made millions of dollars doing the same voice we've all done trying to make a hot chick laugh. Hell, I'm surprised Kathy Griffith hasn't slithered out of her cave and tried to go down on Olivia yet. Oh god, now I can't get that image out of my head . . . *shoots self in head*
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Miss Universe 2012 Olivia Culpo Olivia Culpo is your new Miss Universe. The 20-year-old Boston University student -- who had previously won the Miss Rhode Island and Miss USA pageants -- topped 88 other national beauty queens in the competition last night at the Planet Hollywood Resort in Las Vegas. She's the first American to be named Miss Universe since Brook Lee in 1997. In the 12 hours since the pageant has ended, Culpo has already had sex with John Mayer and Adam Levine. Damn those guys!
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Miss USA Olivia Culpo I'd be remiss if I didn't mention that Olivia Culpo is your new Miss America. The reigning Miss Rhode Island was crowned Sunday night at the Planet Hollywood Resort in Las Vegas. What's amazing is that, even though the pageant ended just 15 hours ago, Adam Levine, John Mayer, and Wilmer Valderrama have already had sex with her. Damn those guys.
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