Prince needs a hip replacement
49-year-old Prince needs hip replacement surgery. The singer is already booked into a private hospital and his assistant has cleared two months from his schedule for recovery. If you don't think you can go two months without Prince, go ahead and kill yourself now because I hate you. A source told UK tabloid News of the World:
"For months Prince, who always puts on the most energetic shows, has been complaining of pain every time he moves. He is totally crushed because he knows he will never be the same again." (Source)
Prince was unavailable for comment because he shit himself.
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