Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva Mel Gibson's girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva is set to cash in once she pops out
his baby -- to the tune of 10 million bucks. She's basically carrying a winning lottery ticket in her womb right now. To recap, this kid hasn't even gotten rid of his tail yet and he's already worth more than me. Kill self? From Bill Zwecker the
Chicago Sun Times:
On Friday, I learned Gibson also has agreed to pay Grigorieva $10 million, ‘‘the moment her baby is born, and not one second beforehand.’’ In addition, the singer — who developed her relationship with Gibson after signing with the record label he owns — will be guaranteed $40,000 per month in child support until the kid is 18.
On top of that all of the child’s educational expenses — including private elementary and high school costs, plus undergraduate college expenses — will be paid by Gibson.
If the couple do marry, I also understand a preliminary prenuptial agreement is in place that would pay Grigorieva an additional $25 million, with the stipulation being she would not be entitled to any other claim on Gibson’s fortune or potential estate if they are married at the time of this death.
Ambition, drive, and work ethic. Apparently those traits are for
suckers. If you really want to become wealthy, you just need to follow
three simple steps: 1. Sleep with an old rich dude, 2. Tell him
you're on the pill, 3. Profit. With so much money on the line, at this
point Oksana's probably praying for just one thing: that she gives
birth to
a healthy baby triplets.
Mel Gibson and his girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva at the premiere of X-Men Origins: Wolverine in Hollywood (4/28)
Mel Gibson confirmed his mistress
Oksana Grigorieva's pregnancy last night on
The Tonight Show. Via
People:
Gibson, 53, said he took the blame for the divorce. "My wife and I, our marriage ended three years ago and we've been separated ever since then," Gibson said. "These things happen. It's unfortunate, it's sad, but you know she is an admirable woman - we still got kids together. We're friends."
When Leno pressed Gibson by asking, "So what happened?" Gibson replied, "Look. When it's all said and done, I did a pretty good hatchet job on my marriage myself. I'm to blame. If you're inclined to judge, put it here."
Leno then joked with Gibson about his dating a younger woman. "What, is she 17, 18?" Leno asked. Gibson replied that Grigorieva was almost 40 and "now I am going to have two women mad at me!" Leno then said, "The rumor I have heard is that you guys are going to have a child?" Gibson then confirmed, "This is true. We're gonna have a child."
Piling it on, Leno joked, "So that will make 29? " Quickly, Gibson responded, "Well, actually eight. I guess I'm Octo-Mel."
Interesting that Mel made a joke about the Octomom. He knows he's like ten times more insane than her, right? Like, there's still some stuff that crazy bitch could do that would surprise me. "Octomom signed a multimillion dollar deal to do MILF porn? No fucking way!" Well there is literally nothing Mel Gibson could do that would surprise me. "Mel Gibson bought ten African orphan newborns on the black market and is pumping their blood through his own body in the hopes that it makes him feel twenty years younger? OK, yeah, I can see that."
Mel Gibson and his girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva at the premiere of X-Men Origins: Wolverine in Hollywood (4/28)
Mel Gibson forgot to pull out of
his mistress Oksana Grigorieva. Result? She's pregnant. Ta da! From
TMZ:
Our sources say Gibson has already told his estranged wife, Robyn, and their children about the news. We're told Oksana is in her second trimester.
Robyn filed for divorce on April 13.
By the way, Oksana is living in a house Mel got for her. And guess what else? Until recently, Oksana was living in a house purchased by songwriter/producer David Foster, with whom she also had a relationship.
So it's always been your dream to be a famous movie star? OK, take out your wallet. Now light it on fire. Congratulations you're Mel Gibson.
Mel Gibson and his girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva at the premiere of X-Men Origins: Wolverine in Hollywood (4/28)
Oh wait, no they're not. Everyone thinks he's a dick. At the premiere of
X-Men on Thursday, you'd have thought Mel had swine flu. From the
Chicago Sun Times:
The "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" premiere this week was Mel Gibson's first official outing with his new love Oksana Grigorieva, but a source at the event claims, "Everyone tried to avoid Mel if they could, including Hugh Jackman. ... And even when people had to talk to Mel, they kept it to a minimum. So many people are disgusted with how he's treated [his estranged wife] Robyn."
Why are people feeling bad for Mel's ex-wife? She's getting $450 million and no longer has to put up with his adultery, racism, and Rogaine conditioner. Plus, she doesn't have to clean up after him anymore. You know how hard it is to get dove's blood out of a ceremonial pot? Sounds to me like she's getting a pretty good deal. Besides, with that much money, she can now afford to date the best men money can buy. Of course there is one man whose affections Robyn will never be able to obtain: Tori Spelling's husband. He's already been paid for in full by daddy.
Mel Gibson and his girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva Don't count on a reconciliation between Mel Gibson and his estranged wife. Mel brought his girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva to the
X-Men Origins: Wolverine premiere last night in Hollywood. So that's what a
$450 million woman looks like. Hmm, not really what I expected. Unless her vagina can shuffle a deck of cards or make a great dry martini, I feel I speak for the majority here in saying that Mel Gibson is an idiot.
