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Maitland Ward in San Diego for Comic Con (7/11)

Here's former Boy Meets World star Maitland Ward doing some attention-whoring at Comic Con over the weekend. Weird, I actually own that same shirt. Thank god I left it in the suitcase for Comic Con. I would have been so embarrassed!

*31 Maitland Ward pictures total in the gallery:

  • Maitland Ward Comic Con Boobs 1
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Charlotte McKinney is NSFW

Charlotte McKinney's instagram was hacked yesterday. A nude pic (which allegedly may have been taken when she was under 18 *cough*googleimagesearch*cough*) was posted along with the picture above from a photoshoot. I think I speak for everyone here in saying that this would be a terrible invasion of privacy if she was ugly. Just terrible.

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*6 Charlotte McKinney pictures total in the gallery:

  • Charlotte McKinney Nipples
  • Charlotte McKinney Hacked 2
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Does Chelsea Handler actually own a top?

Here's Chelsea Handler topless yet again, this time while water skiing on the 4th (video on Page 2). You gotta give her some credit. She's against tan lines, a stand fully backed by her actions. She's better than me. I'm against hunger in Africa and I never buy those kids on the infomercials.

*2 Chelsea Handler pictures total in the gallery:

  • Chelsea Handler Topless Water Skiing 1

Chrissy Teigen is extremely naked

Not sure when and where this was taken, but an old photoshoot of Chrissy Teigen's resurfaced on the internets this week. And she's about as naked as you can be. The only way she could be more naked is if she brushed all that sand off. But don't expect that. A lady has to leave something to the imagination.

*26 Chrissy Teigen naked pictures total in the gallery:

  • Chrissy Teigen Full Nude 1
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Chrissy Teigen topless in W

Here's Chrissy Teigen and friends such as Emily Ratajkowski, Doutzen Kroes, and Bella Hadid in the new W magazine. Chrissy gets the headline pic because she's the only one that went topless. As such, she's the only one we can confirm is definitely not a member of ISIS. C'mon Emily, you don't want people to start talking, do you?

*16 Chrissy Teigen pictures total in the gallery:

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  • Barbara Palvin
  • Bella Hadid
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  • Lily Aldridge
  • Emily Ratajkowski
  • Anna Ewers
  • Rosie Huntington Whiteley
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  • Irina Shayk
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Kim Kardashian leaving the Dorchester Hotel in London (6/27)

Here's a pregnant Kim Kardashian proudly showing off her nipples in London on Saturday. Cool. Now instead of thinking Americans are loud and obnoxious, foreigners think we're all whores. Thanks, Kim!

*34 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Black Dress Nipples 1
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Verdades Secretas

Didn't get around to this last week, but Alessandra Ambrosio is an actress now. And a really good one at that. That's her absolutely nailing the part of half-naked attractive woman in the premiere episode of the Brazilian TV drama Verdades Secretas. She's just so . . . believable. Meryl Streep must be sweating bullets right now.

*30 Alessandra Ambrosio pictures total in the gallery:

  • Alessandra Ambrosio Sex Scene 1
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Miley Cyrus naked in Paper magazine

Here's Paper magazine attempting to "break" the internet again with boobs -- this time with those of Miley Cyrus. And now, just because it's creepy to read after seeing these pics, the summary of the season two premiere episode of Hannah Montana titled "Me and Rico Down by the School Yard":

Miley sings a song at a concert and urges everyone to get up early to go to school as the beginning of the school year is the next day. However, she herself only reluctantly gets up after Robby threatens to dump a bucket of ice water over her, as he did with Jackson. Miley and Lilly start their first day of high school at Seaview High School. Lilly discovers that Miley brought her teddy bear, causing her to overreact, asking Miley what this would do to her rep. She receives an anonymous text message on her cell phone that says someone knows her secret and has a picture that proves it.

Miley and Lilly are instantly worried and believe Oliver is behind this and go off to find him, but he didn't do it either as she gets a message from the mysterious person 3 seconds after she berates him. Lilly narrows it down to anyone texting and Miley looks at a nearby table filled with freshmen and exclaims "Great, that narrows it down to everyone!"

Miley finds out that it was Rico who sent the message, as he becomes a new student in her class and asks her if she got his messages. Miley, Lilly and Oliver drag him out of class. To keep Rico from exposing her secret, he makes her pretend to be his girlfriend. Miley is humiliated all day. Lilly and Oliver try to get Rico's cell phone. They find Rico's because it was the only locker with a foot stool underneath it. The only problem is there is monkey guarding the locker.

Rico then wants Miley to kiss him. Lilly tries to help by telling Miley, "It'll be over before you know it." Miley replies by saying that Rico will hold the secret over her forever. She says that if he wants to send the picture, she'd let him but nothing could be much worse than what he was putting her through. Rico hands over the phone and says he was always the smallest in his classes and that he wanted to be liked. As Miley feels sorry for him she starts to kiss him on the cheek, but Rico turns his head and kisses Miley on the lips. He screams, "He shoots, he scores!" Miley gives him a mad look and says "He's toast." and she begins to chase him, as Oliver says he never saw Miley so angry. Running from Miley , Rico calls on to the monkey in his locker and it drops a banana on the ground causing Miley to trip over.

Lilly realizes that the secret that Rico knew was that Miley had brought her teddy bear to school, not that she is also Hannah Montana.

During the credit the monkey is seen serving ice cones from it's ice cone machine in Rico's locker.


*27 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:

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Topless Chelsea Handler. Again.

It's been days since Chelsea Handler last showed her boobs to the internet, so here she is floating around topless on vacation. I can't help but get the feeling that if Josh Duggar's sisters acted more like this, he wouldn't have been forced to accidentally touch them while they slept. #itstheirfault #prayforjosh

*4 Chelsea Handler pictures total in the gallery:

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Miley Cyrus' "accidental" nip slip

Here's Miley Cyrus "accidentally" instagramming her nipple yesterday. The word "accidentally" is in quotes because this was definitely planned down to her hair color by a team of record executives in a meeting last week. The only thing accidental in Miley's life was her conception. "Yer pregnant, Tish? But I bin drinkin' loads of Mountain Dew!" God I love rednecks

*5 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:

  • Miley Cyrus Instagram Nipple 1
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