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Christina Milian at the launch of the Nasty Gal store on Melrose in L.A. (11/21)

The still-uncomfortably-young-looking Christina Milian attended the launch of the new Nasty Gal boutique last night, and oopsy, we have nipple. On the bright side, at least we can actually see nipple. It would have been way worse if we couldn't, like she was some kind of freakish Barbie Doll with smooth breasts and genitals. On a related note, sucks for Ken Doll. He's dating a smoking hot virgin, but all he can do is scissor her.

*20 Christina Milian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Christina Milian See Through Black Dress 1
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Rose McGowan in the November issue of Flaunt magazine

Here's Rose McGowan butt-ass naked in the November issue of Flaunt magazine. I know what you're thinking: Why aren't you making fun of Rose for posing naked like you made fun of Kim Kardashian? Well, it's because the photoshoots couldn't be more different. For example, the woman in the picture above has a soul.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Rose McGowan pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*15 Rose McGowan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Rose McGowan Buck Naked Photoshoot 1
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  • Rose McGowan Buck Naked Photoshoot 15

Kim Kardashian in the new issue of Paper magazine

Mock her if you will, but this easily makes my Top 15 list of favorite Kim Kardashian slutty nude photoshoots. I'd put it right at #12. Not bad.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Kim Kardashian Paper magazine pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*5 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Full Frontal Nudity 1
  • Kim Kardashian Full Frontal Nudity 2
  • Kim Kardashian Full Frontal Nudity 3
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Kim Kardashian butt naked in Paper magazine

I was gonna post this long write up about Kim Kardashian getting naked in the new Paper magazine, and how it's pathetic that she wants to be taken seriously but still has to pull this sort of stuff for attention, and how her waist has been photoshopped down to 20 fucking inches, but Glee star Naya Rivera already did it for me. She wins.

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*5 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Bare Naked Ass 1
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  • Kim Kardashian Bare Naked Ass 5

Khloe Kardashian at French Montana's birthday party in Bel Air (11/9)

Federal holiday in the U.S. = me no worky. Celebslam will be back to our regularly scheduled programming on Wednesday morning. Also hopefully back? Khloe Kardashian's bra.

*30 Khloe Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Khloe Kardashian Nipply Party 1
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  • Khloe Kardashian Nipply Party 1
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It's Chelsea Handler's nipples

Missed this last week, but Chelsea Handler tweeted another pics of her nipples:
Exercising my human right to work side by side with my fellow man. #amazon #freethenipple
On the upside, I fully support the #freethenipple movement and hope it will one day lead to Euro-style topless beaches in America. On the downside, I am now way too familiar with Chelsea Handler's leathery breasts and could probably pick them out of a lineup. If I could rewind my life and start over from six months ago, I totally would.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Chelsea Handler topless pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*3 Chelsea Handler pictures total in the gallery:

  • Chelsea Handler Nipples 1
  • Chelsea Handler Nipples 2
  • Chelsea Handler Nipples 3

Keira Knightley topless in the September issue of Interview magazine

Keira Knightley shocked a bunch of people earlier this year by going topless in Interview magazine. Keira tells The Times (via IDLYITW) that she only agreed to pose topless if they didn't photoshop the pics to make her look like Christina Hendricks (like they did to her on the King Arthur poster in 2004):
"I've had my body manipulated so many different times for so many different reasons, whether it's paparazzi photographers or for film posters ... The [Interview shoot] was one of the ones where I said: 'OK, I'm fine doing the topless shot so long as you don't make them any bigger or retouch.' Because it does feel important to say it really doesn't matter what shape you are. I think women's bodies are a battleground and photography is partly to blame. Our society is so photographic now, it becomes more difficult to see all of those different varieties of shape."
Good for Keira. It's important -- especially in Hollywood -- to feel comfortable with who you are. I'm not attracted to chicks with A-cups in the least bit, but it's good that she hasn't let that massive flaw destroy her confidence like it has with so many others. Now don't get me wrong -- I'm not saying that Keira's a bad person because she has small boobs. I'm just saying that she'd be the last I'd save in a fire.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Keira Knightley topless pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*11 Keira Knightley pictures total in the gallery:

  • Keira Knightley Topless Shoot 1
  • Keira Knightley Topless Shoot 2
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  • Keira Knightley Topless Shoot 1
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  • Keira Knightley Topless Shoot 3

Chelsea Handler shows her boobs

To take a stand against Instagram's policy against showing boobs, Chelsea Handler tweeted a Vladimir-Putin-esque picture of her boobs yesterday, daring the social media site to take it down. Which they did, of course. She wrote:
"Anything a man can do, a woman has the right to do better. #kremlin"

"Taking this down is sexist. I have every right to show I have a better body than Putin."

"If a man posts a photo of his nipples, it's ok, but not a woman? Are we in 1825?"

"If Instagram takes this down again, you're saying Vladimir Putin has more 1st amendment rights than me. Talk to your bosses."
Chelsea has a point. It's ridiculous that a man can show his chest, but a woman still can't. I mean, right Katy Perry? Right?!?

NOTE: To see the uncensored Chelsea Handler topless pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*4 Chelsea Handler pictures total in the gallery:

  • Chelsea Handler Boobs 1
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  • Chelsea Handler Boobs 3
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Adrianne Curry is extremely naked

Adrianne Curry didn't get her phone hacked and nude pics leaked to the web this month like everyone else did, but that's not gonna stop her from making the headlines. So here's a very NSFW photoshoot she just did for Kendal Carson. Adrianne has struggled for years to become a mainstream celebrity with mainstream movie and TV roles, but it doesn't look like it's gonna happen. So, tits. I'm cool with that.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Adrianne Curry nude pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*30 Adrianna Curry pictures total in the gallery:

  • Adrianne Curry Full Naked 1
  • Adrianne Curry Full Naked 2
  • Adrianne Curry Full Naked 3
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Shailene Woodley topless!

Shailene Woodley appears topless in the new film White Bird in a Blizzard. Rather than being nervous about the scene, Shailene told the New York Post that it was no big deal because she has awesome boobs:
"[the scene] was crazy. And sort of wrong. But I felt great doing it. I was not fully robed. And our bodies had no makeup. Who needs makeup? I'm only 22. My boobs are great. They don't need any help. My parents saw the film. I thought it might be awkward, but they both loved it."
What a brilliant move. Go topless in your early 20s and people will remember that you have awesome tits for the rest of your life. It's a huge career boost, too, because who doesn't want to go to the movies and see awesome tits. Jonah Hill did it, and now the guy's working with Scorcese. Your move, Selena Gomez.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Shailene Woodley nude scene pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*25 Shailene Woodley pictures total in the gallery:

  • Shailene Woodley Nude Scene 1
  • Shailene Woodley Nude Scene 2
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  • Shailene Woodley Nude Scene 1
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