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Genevieve Morton topless!

Here's South African bikini model Genevieve Morton topless for the first time that I can remember (click the pic for the uncensored version). But it's all good because black and white makes it totally artsy. You hear that, Jessica Alba? Black and white makes it artsy. You know who hates artsy stuff? Donald Trump! Show him you won't stand for his hate! Al-ba! Al-ba! Al-ba!

*12 Genevieve Morton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Genevieve Morton Nude Pics 1
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Lea Michele butt naked in Women's Health

Here's Lea Michele butt naked in the new issue of Women's Health. Strange feature for a magazine targeted to women. Shouldn't these pics be in Men's Health? . . . Wait a minute, aw god dammit. Does this mean we're gonna see The Rock's dick in the next issue of Men's Health? I'm only looking at it once. Maybe twice.

*12 Lea Michele naked pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lea Michele Nude Womens Health 1
  • Lea Michele Nude Womens Health 2
  • Lea Michele Nude Womens Health 3
  • Lea Michele Nude Womens Health 4
  • Lea Michele Nude Womens Health 5
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  • Lea Michele Nude Womens Health 9
  • Lea Michele Nude Womens Health 10

Kim Kardashian topless on the set of M.I.L.F.$

Here's some behind-the-scenes pics of Kim Kardashian on the set of Fergie's new music video M.I.L.F.$, including the one above where she's topless. The pics were leaked to the internets after someone hacked Kim's cell phone earlier this week--just kidding, she published these herself to her website. In another Celebslam EXCLUSIVE, we have the actual transcript from Fergie's phone call to Kim about this video:

Fergie: "Kim, it's Fergie. I need you to get topl-
Kim: "I'LL DO IT!"
Fergie: "-ess for my new music video."

*6 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian MILF Music Video 1
  • Kim Kardashian MILF Music Video 2
  • Kim Kardashian MILF Music Video 3
  • Kim Kardashian MILF Music Video 4
  • Kim Kardashian MILF Music Video 5

Ireland Baldwin in Issue 11 of Treats magazine

Turns out the daughter of Kim Basinger looks god damn amazing naked. Did not see that one coming.

*9 Ireland Baldwin pictures total in the gallery:

  • Ireland Baldwin Nude 1

Kendall Jenner leaving The Smile restaurant in New York (6/21)

Remember when Kendall Jenner wore that see-through shirt and kinda flashed her nipple ring at the paparazzi on Tuesday? You can claim she wasn't doing it for attention because she was wearing a jacket to cover up. Well, later in the day . . . let's just say you can no longer make that claim. I'm surprised she doesn't have someone following behind her shooting off fireworks. "Look at her! Everyone, look at her!"

*21 Kendall Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kendall Jenner Nippy Show 1
  • Kendall Jenner Nippy Show 2
  • Kendall Jenner Nippy Show 3
  • Kendall Jenner Nippy Show 4
  • Kendall Jenner Nippy Show 5
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  • Kendall Jenner Nippy Show 19
  • Kendall Jenner Nippy Show 20

Candice Swanepoel in the July issue of Vogue Spain

Here's Candice Swanepoel -- there's no other way to put it -- extremely naked in the new issue of Vogue Spain. How come the international editions of magazines are always way better than the U.S. versions? If this was a U.S. version, she'd be in a pant suit and top hat all in the name of "fashion." I can't jack off to the damn Monopoly Man! At least not sober . . .

Full gallery starts here. Very NSFW.

*14 Candice Swanepoel pictures total in the gallery:

  • Candice Swanepoel Extremely Naked 1

Kim Kardashian naked in the June issue of GQ

Having some gallery issues after migrating servers yesterday. In the meantime, here's Kim Kardashian's boobs on the cover of the new GQ. Once gallery issue is fixed, this post will feature much, much big boobies. And you know I don't break promises involving big boobies. Okay one time. But they were Jonah Hill's so that doesn't count.

UPDATE (6/17): Gallery issue fixed. We have boobies.

*16 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian New GQ Nudes 1
  • Kim Kardashian New GQ Nudes 2
  • Kim Kardashian New GQ Nudes 3
  • Kim Kardashian New GQ Nudes 4
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Bella Hadid at the screening of La Fille Inconnue during the 69th Cannes Film Festival in France (5/18)

Here's Bella Hadid suffering a wardrobe malfunction at the never-ending Cannes Film Festival yesterday . . . though, when you wear a dress like that, a wardrobe malfunction is to be expected. It's the only outcome possible. Think of it like math ("here's 2 because 1 + 1) or life ("here's you being punched in the face because Nickelback shirt + biker bar").

*31 Bella Hadid pictures total in the gallery:

  • Bella Hadid Vag Flash 1
  • Bella Hadid Vag Flash 2
  • Bella Hadid Vag Flash 3
  • Bella Hadid Vag Flash 4
  • Bella Hadid Vag Flash 5
  • Bella Hadid Vag Flash 1
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  • Bella Hadid Vag Flash 24
  • Bella Hadid Vag Flash 25

Petra Nemcova leaving the Chopard Wild during the 69th Cannes Film Festival in France (5/16)

Here's formerly famous model Petra Nemcova wearing a see-through top while leaving a party in Cannes on Monday night. You want to become relevant again? Because that's how you become relevant again.

*25 Petra Nemcova pictures total in the gallery:

  • Petra Nemcova Nipple Show 1
  • Petra Nemcova Nipple Show 2
  • Petra Nemcova Nipple Show 3
  • Petra Nemcova Nipple Show 4
  • Petra Nemcova Nipple Show 5
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  • Petra Nemcova Nipple Show 10
  • Petra Nemcova Nipple Show 1
  • Petra Nemcova Nipple Show 2
  • Petra Nemcova Nipple Show 3
  • Petra Nemcova Nipple Show 4
  • Petra Nemcova Nipple Show 5
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  • Petra Nemcova Nipple Show 14
  • Petra Nemcova Nipple Show 15

Elsa Hosk on the set of a Victoria's Secret photoshoot in Miami (5/10)

Here's Victoria Secret Angel Elsa Hosk changing on the set of a photoshoot earlier this week. Swedish. Blonde. Model. 27-years-old. Someone should probably forward this post to Leo DiCaprio. "Oh yeah, I've been meaning to bang her so I can brush up on my Swedish. Thanks for reminding me."

*27 Elsa Hosk pictures total in the gallery:

  • Elsa Hosk Topless Change 1
  • Elsa Hosk Topless Change 2
  • Elsa Hosk Topless Change 3
  • Elsa Hosk Topless Change 4
  • Elsa Hosk Topless Change 5
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