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It's Chelsea Handler's butt

Chelsea Handler said last year that she was done taking boob selfies, and she is. She Instagrammed this "artsy" picture yesterday and there isn't a boob to be seen. She wouldn't lie about something like that. They don't call her the "George Washington of Menopausal Women" for nothing . . . wait, that's her nickname, right?

*2 Chelsea Handler pictures total in the gallery:

  • Chelsea Handler Butt Instagram 1
  • Chelsea Handler Butt Instagram 2

Kim Kardashian leaving an office building in New York (2/10)

Two layers of clothing, yet Kim Kardashian still couldn't manage to keep her nipple covered yesterday in New York. Kim may be good at a lot of things -- self promotion, divorcing, baby making -- but she is really bad at dressing. Even my dog's sweater covers her nipples and she has 10 of them.

ALTERNATE HEADLINE: I didn't know the San Fernando Valley had a Fashion Week

*26 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Nipple in the City 1
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Rita Ora nude!

Here's the rest of Rita Ora's nude photoshoot in French men's mag Lui. Can you believe Rob Kardashian actually used to date this chick? Since splitting in 2012, Rita Ora has become one of the hottest names in the music industry, while Rob has eaten a lot of hot things from the fast food industry, Very similar career paths if you just mix up the words a little bit.

*21 Rita Ora nude pictures total in the gallery:

  • Rita Ora Lui Nude Pics 1
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Rita Ora topless!

Terry Richard may be a borderline sexual predator, but I'll be dammed if he doesn't convince a lot of famous chicks to get topless. The latest feather in his cap is Rita Ora in the new issue of Lui. Lui is basically the high class French version of Maxim, but way better because see above. They helped us kick some British ass, their food is god damn delicious, and now they're publishing topless pictures of Rita Ora. Fuck you if you hate the French.

*3 Rita Ora pictures total in the gallery:

  • Rita Ora Topless
  • Rita Ora Topless Nude

Kate Hudson naked!

Celebrity stylist Sophie Lopez Instagrammed this picture of her client's naked ass back in November, but no one knew who it was until now. Kate Hudson. Awesome. This is like discovering a Picasso at a flea market, with, obviously, more jacking off involved.

*3 Kate Hudson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kate Hudson Naked Ass 1
  • Kate Hudson Naked Ass 2

Penelope Cruz topless!

PRO: Penelope Cruz shows her boobs in her new movie Ma Ma
CON: She plays a woman with breast cancer and it's super depressing

Dammit, sometimes I really hate my job . . . *sigh* . . . *unzips pants*

*16 Penelope Cruz pictures total in the gallery:

  • Penelope Cruz Movie Boobs 1
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  • Penelope Cruz Movie Boobs 3
  • Penelope Cruz Movie Boobs 4
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Joanna Krupa topless on Instagram

Here's Polish model and reality star Joanna Krupa showing off her boobs on Instagram earlier this week. My favorite part is where she shows off her boobs. Remember when somebody actually had to have talent to receive attention? Now they just strip down on Instagram. I know, it's fucking awesome. We live in great times. Sucks for George Washington. He totally missed out.

*7 Joanna Krupa pictures total in the gallery:

  • Joanna Krupa Instagram Pro 1
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  • Joanna Krupa Instagram Pro 3
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Charlotte McKinney is NSFW

Here's some Charlotte McKinney naughty pics that just hit the internets this morning. So brave. Charlotte's like the Rosa Parks of celebrities with large breasts, paving the way for them to gain societal acceptance. Jonah Hill should be so inspired right now. No, sir, he will not sit in the back of that bus.

*12 Charlotte McKinney pictures total in the gallery:

  • Charlotte McKinney Naughty Pics 1
  • Charlotte McKinney Naughty Pics 2
  • Charlotte McKinney Naughty Pics 3
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Lady Gaga in V magazine Issue #99

Here's Lady Gaga showing some nipple in the new issue of V magazine. I know we've seen this before, but it just seems classier now that she's won a Golden Globe. You know, like pictures you could take home to mom. "Oh, how delightful!"

*21 Lady Gaga pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lady Gaga V Magazine Nip Slip 1
  • Lady Gaga V Magazine Nip Slip 2
  • Lady Gaga V Magazine Nip Slip 3
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  • Lady Gaga V Magazine Nip Slip 5
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Toni Garrn in Tulum, Mexico (1/7) 

Here's German model Toni Garrn lounging around topless on vacation in Mexico over the weekend. If you're wondering, yes actually, Leonardo DiCaprio did used to bang her. I think there's a blonde girl in the small Swedish town of Lindesberg that he hasn't banged yet, but that's only because she's 11. He does occasionally FaceTime her. "As soon as you hit 18, I'm flying over on my climate-friendly green private jet to pick you up. It runs on hope and ideals! And, um, aviation fuel."

*31 Toni Garrn pictures total in the gallery:

  • Toni Garrn Topless Layout 1
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