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Charisma Carpenter in her birthday suit

To celebrate her 44th (!) birthday yesterday, former Buffy the Vampire Slayer star Charisma Carpenter tweeted a nude picture of herself. Cool. This is definitely sexier than my last birthday when I sat alone in the dark and ate ice cream. Chubby Hubby, if you're wondering. Fudge covered pretzels and peanut butter swirls -- my life is a thrill a minute!

NOTE: To see the uncensored Charisma Carpenter pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*3 Charisma Carpenter nude pictures total in the gallery:

  • Charisma Carpenter Birthday Suit 1
  • Charisma Carpenter Birthday Suit 2
  • Charisma Carpenter Birthday Suit 3

Irina Shayk arriving to an interview with Mario Lopez for Extra at Universal CityWalk (7/22)

Russian supermodel Irina Shayk filmed an interview with Extra yesterday, and yep, I think I see what's going on here: the ol' fashion upskirt diversion to avoid questions about why your country shot down a commercial airliner. And it worked, too. Mario Lopez, you are no Barbara Walters.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Irina Shayk upskirt pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*30 Irina Shayk pictures total in the gallery:

  • Irina Shayk Marilyn Monroe Dress 1
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  • Irina Shayk Marilyn Monroe Dress 15

Lady Gaga nip slip

Southwest flight attendants tend to frown on the flashing of bodily parts on the Orange County to Oakland route, but Lady Gaga doesn't have to worry about that because she only flies private (pic posted to her instagram last week). And she gets as much peanuts as she wants. Nipples and peanuts. Beats a TSA inspector's hands on my balls any day of the week. I'm packing something down there, buddy, but it ain't a weapon.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Lady Gaga nip slip pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*5 Lady Gaga pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lady Gaga Private Jet Nipple 1
  • Lady Gaga Private Jet Nipple 2
  • Lady Gaga Private Jet Nipple 3
  • Lady Gaga Private Jet Nipple 4
  • Lady Gaga Private Jet Nipple 5

Elisabetta Canalis in Sardinia, Italy (7/2)

Here's Italian actress Elisabetta Canalis in Sardinia last week. Of course Elisabetta is most famous for dating George Clooney a few years back, and then rebounding with Steve O. And now she's topless. So enjoy these pics, but just know that Steve O already marked his territory years ago. Probably literally. It wouldn't surprise me in the least to learn that Steve O pees on girls he likes.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Elisabetta Canalis topless pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*30 Elisabetta Canalis topless bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Elisabetta Canalis Topless 1
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Nina Agdal in GoSee magazine

Here's the ridiculously photogenic Nina Agdal in the new issue of GoSee magazine. I know, I've never heard of it either. God damn magazines, man. Surefire way to get models to take their clothes off. "No, Kate Upton, I swear, this is for a magazine!" . . . "Then why are we in your parent's basement? . . . and where are your pants? . . . and what is that banana for?"

NOTE: To see the uncensored Nina Agdal pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*15 Nina Agdal pictures total in the gallery:

  • Nina Agdal Gosee Magazine 1
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Kathy Griffin for Tyler Shields

Sometimes you don't realize that you want to see someone naked until you actually see them naked. Sometimes a person you've mercilessly teased for years surprises the hell out of you. Sometimes a day comes when just gotta admit you were wrong. Today will not be that day. Seriously, Kathy Griffin, put some clothes on.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Kathy Griffin pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*7 Kathy Griffin pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kathy Griffin Full Nude 1
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  • Kathy Griffin Full Nude 3
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  • Kathy Griffin Full Nude 5

Genevieve Morton is NSFW

Here's South African model Genevieve Morton's new photoshoot for Nathan Paul Swimwear. Genevieve is basically a cooler version of Kate Upton. Cooler because she has no problem showing her boobs. C'mon Kate, you're being a total bitch. Everyone thinks so. Even your dad.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Genevieve Morton pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*16 Genevieve Morton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Genevieve Morton Boobs 1
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Hannah Davis is NSFW

Here's Derek Jeter's girlfriend Hannah Davis in the summer issue of Zink magazine. These  pictures were actually taken from Derek and Hannah's first date. I mean, probably. Has Derek Jeter ever been on a first date where a nipple didn't make an appearance at some point? Dude gets more ass than a toilet seat.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Hannah Davis see through pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*10 Hannah Davis pictures total in the gallery:

  • Hannah Davis Nips 1
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Madonna in the May/June issue of L'Uomo Vogue

I woke up this morning hoping -- no, dreaming -- that I would be blessed with the opportunity to see a 55-year-old mother-of-four's nipples at some point this week. God bless you, Madonna, for making dreams come true.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Madonna nipple pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*15 Madonna pictures total in the gallery:

  • Madonna Photoshoot Nip 1
  • Madonna Photoshoot Nip 2
  • Madonna Photoshoot Nip 3
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Cindy Crawford in W magazine

Cindy Crawford is less than two years from 50 -- 50! -- and she's still posing naked in magazines. And looking really really hot at that. How in the hell does she do it? If this was late 1600's Salem -- or 2014 Pakistan -- she'd be stoned to death for practicing black magic. Note to Self: Stay the fuck away from Pakistan.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Cindy Crawford naked pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*30 Cindy Crawford naked pictures total in the gallery:

  • Cindy Crawford Bedtime 1
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