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Bella Thorne's NSFW Snapchat

Bella Thorne keeps "accidentally" posting Snapchats of her doing her makeup, and she's sorta topless in a few of them . . . and by "sorta" I mean "definitely," which you can see because she appears to be in a local carnival's House of Mirrors. I don't know which Disney exec came up with this idea, but he needs a raise. C'mon, you didn't think Bella is actually allowed to act independently, did you? She took the tracking chip out of her back one time and Disney hunted her down with the same SEAL Team that killed bin Laden. True story.

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*2 Bella Thorne pictures total in the gallery:

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Chelsea Handler topless in Tokyo

Remember when Chelsea Handler retired her boobs? Well they're back to work now. Here she is giving her friend Maria Sharapova a topless birthday present from Tokyo yesterday. Crap, I hope my grandma doesn't see this. I told her I wanted something besides a sweater for my birthday this year. *gulp*

*5 Chelsea Handler pictures total in the gallery:

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Miley Cyrus topless again

No one's been talking about Miley Cyrus for a while so naturally she had her friend Cheyne Thomas post a metric fuckton of NSFW candids to his website. Remember in the days of yonder when singers would generate publicity by actually performing and putting out new albums? I don't either. Get out of here, old man!

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*72 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:

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Lindsay Lohan The 6th Asian Awards at Grosvenor House in London (4/8)

Here's Lindsay Lohan doing what she does best in London on Friday night: not being at the premiere of her blockbuster new film. She's at the vaguely-racist-sounding Asian Awards, which apparently is a real thing. I think she thought she might win or something. "Best Korean Actress in a Drama is fucking mine!" She may not make the news anymore unless she flashes her tits, but she's still got those same old delusions. "First Asian Awards, and then Academy Awards!"

*31 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan NSFW Dress 1
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Courtney Stodden naked for her new single

Here's Courtney Stodden promoting her new single Asphalt. Don't mock her. These are the things you have to do if you want to break into the music industry. You should have seen what Adele had to do. Let's just say I'll never be able to look at a zucchini the same way ever again.

UPDATE: I mean she overcooked it, you perverts. Worse. Ratatouille. Ever. Thanks a lot, Adele!

*3 Courtney Stodden pictures total in the gallery:

  • Courtney Stodden Asphalt 1
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Rihanna is NSFW

Here's some promo stills from Rihanna's new music video for Kiss It Better. You'd think with all the money they saved on lighting that they could at least afford some clothing that actually covered her. Rihanna must be absolutely mortified. I wouldn't be surprised if the producer of this thing never worked in this town again.

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*21 Rihanna pictures total in the gallery:

  • Rihanna Kiss It Better 1
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Sara Underwood's NSFW Snapchat

Here's famous attractive woman Sara Underwood on Snapchat earlier this week. Oh good, I thought people were starting to use Snapchat for reasons other than tits. This is a relief.

*6 Sara Underwood pictures total in the gallery:

  • Sara Underwood Snapchat Babe 1
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Olivia Wilde fully nude in Vinyl

Never thought I'd see the day when I'd be writing a legitimate story about a pubic wig (aka merkin), but here we are. Olivia Wilde sorta went full frontal on Sunday's episode of her HBO series Vinyl. I say sorta because she was real topless, but fake bottomless courtesy of a merkin. She told Howard Stern earlier this week that donning the fake bush was liberating:
Howard wondered whether that meant Olivia was normally clean and hairless down there.

"I'm pretty clean," she admitted."

Howard also wondered what the merkin was like.

You feel "less naked," Olivia explained. "You're wearing a little fur bikini. ... I was walking around to the whole crew going, 'look at this!'"
Olivia has a point here. Merkins can absolutely be freeing. I smell a movement coming on. #FreeTheMerkin. Your move, hot girls with Instagram accounts. Don't let me down.

*26 Olivia Wilde full frontal nudity pictures total in the gallery:

  • Olivia Wilde Merkin 1
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Chelsea Handler goes full frontal

Reese Witherspoon turned 40 yesterday so naturally Chelsea Handler got naked and said:
Happy Birthday @reesewitherspoon
Crap, I didn't get the memo about Reese wanting naked selfies for her birthday. I got her a stupid electric wine opener. Dammit this is so embarrassing.

*3 Chelsea Handler naked pictures total in the gallery:

  • Chelsea Handler Full Frontal
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Karina Jelinek is topless

Here's Argentine model Karina Jelinek doing a quick bathing suit change on the set of a photoshoot in Miami on Sunday. Taking notes, younger generation of models? You're a model, not a teacher. Don't be all uptight and hide your boobs from the paparazzi. Or do it and end up in the back pages of the Sears catalog. Whatever. It's your career.

*26 Karina Jelinek pictures total in the gallery:

  • Karina Jelinek Topless 1
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