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Candice Swanepoel nude!

Here's Candice Swanepoel malfunctioning her bikini in the September issue of Lui. I can understand this kind of thing from an amateur, but as a professional bikini model, you'd think Candice would stop accidentally doing things like this . . . oh wait, I get it.

*14 Candice Swanepoel pictures total in the gallery:

  • Candice Swanepoel Nude Lui 1
  • Candice Swanepoel Nude Lui 2
  • Candice Swanepoel Nude Lui 3
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Nina Agdal is NSFW

Here's some uncensored shots from Nina Agdal's "Yu + ME for SI Daily" photoshoot. God bless you, Nina. You have a body like that, you might as well show it off in all its uncensored glory. Or you can be a total uptight bitch and not, but I don't want to sit here and talk about Bar Rafaeli all day. Let's keep things positive.

*17 Ninaa Agdal pictures total in the gallery:

  • Nina Agdal Uncensored Nudes 1
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That is definitely Lenny Kravitz's penis

While playing a show in Stockholm on Monday night, Lenny Kravitz experienced a bit of a wardrobe malfunction when his leather pants tore, exposing his penis to the first five rows and entire internet. Oops. Now all kinds of gorgeous, curious women are gonna wonder what it's like to have sex with him and his pierced penis. Gosh, how will he cope with such a burden?

*2 Lenny Kravitz penis pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lenny Kraviz Penis 1

Maitland Ward in San Diego for Comic Con (7/11)

Here's former Boy Meets World star Maitland Ward doing some attention-whoring at Comic Con over the weekend. Weird, I actually own that same shirt. Thank god I left it in the suitcase for Comic Con. I would have been so embarrassed!

*31 Maitland Ward pictures total in the gallery:

  • Maitland Ward Comic Con Boobs 1
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Charlotte McKinney is NSFW

Charlotte McKinney's instagram was hacked yesterday. A nude pic (which allegedly may have been taken when she was under 18 *cough*googleimagesearch*cough*) was posted along with the picture above from a photoshoot. I think I speak for everyone here in saying that this would be a terrible invasion of privacy if she was ugly. Just terrible.

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*6 Charlotte McKinney pictures total in the gallery:

  • Charlotte McKinney Nipples
  • Charlotte McKinney Hacked 2
  • Charlotte McKinney Hacked 3
  • Charlotte McKinney Hacked 4
  • Charlotte McKinney Hacked 5

Does Chelsea Handler actually own a top?

Here's Chelsea Handler topless yet again, this time while water skiing on the 4th (video on Page 2). You gotta give her some credit. She's against tan lines, a stand fully backed by her actions. She's better than me. I'm against hunger in Africa and I never buy those kids on the infomercials.

*2 Chelsea Handler pictures total in the gallery:

  • Chelsea Handler Topless Water Skiing 1

Chrissy Teigen is extremely naked

Not sure when and where this was taken, but an old photoshoot of Chrissy Teigen's resurfaced on the internets this week. And she's about as naked as you can be. The only way she could be more naked is if she brushed all that sand off. But don't expect that. A lady has to leave something to the imagination.

*26 Chrissy Teigen naked pictures total in the gallery:

  • Chrissy Teigen Full Nude 1
  • Chrissy Teigen Full Nude 2
  • Chrissy Teigen Full Nude 3
  • Chrissy Teigen Full Nude 4
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Chrissy Teigen topless in W

Here's Chrissy Teigen and friends such as Emily Ratajkowski, Doutzen Kroes, and Bella Hadid in the new W magazine. Chrissy gets the headline pic because she's the only one that went topless. As such, she's the only one we can confirm is definitely not a member of ISIS. C'mon Emily, you don't want people to start talking, do you?

*16 Chrissy Teigen pictures total in the gallery:

  • Chrissy Teigen
  • Chrissy Teigen
  • Barbara Palvin
  • Bella Hadid
  • Doutzen Kroes
  • Joan Smalls
  • Joan Smalls
  • Lily Aldridge
  • Emily Ratajkowski
  • Anna Ewers
  • Rosie Huntington Whiteley
  • Doutzen Kroes
  • Emily Ratajkowski
  • Irina Shayk
  • Irina Shayk

Kim Kardashian leaving the Dorchester Hotel in London (6/27)

Here's a pregnant Kim Kardashian proudly showing off her nipples in London on Saturday. Cool. Now instead of thinking Americans are loud and obnoxious, foreigners think we're all whores. Thanks, Kim!

*34 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Black Dress Nipples 1
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Verdades Secretas

Didn't get around to this last week, but Alessandra Ambrosio is an actress now. And a really good one at that. That's her absolutely nailing the part of half-naked attractive woman in the premiere episode of the Brazilian TV drama Verdades Secretas. She's just so . . . believable. Meryl Streep must be sweating bullets right now.

*30 Alessandra Ambrosio pictures total in the gallery:

  • Alessandra Ambrosio Sex Scene 1
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