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Kendall Jenner leaving The Smile restaurant in New York (6/21)

Remember when Kendall Jenner wore that see-through shirt and kinda flashed her nipple ring at the paparazzi on Tuesday? You can claim she wasn't doing it for attention because she was wearing a jacket to cover up. Well, later in the day . . . let's just say you can no longer make that claim. I'm surprised she doesn't have someone following behind her shooting off fireworks. "Look at her! Everyone, look at her!"

*21 Kendall Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kendall Jenner Nippy Show 1
  • Kendall Jenner Nippy Show 2
  • Kendall Jenner Nippy Show 3
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Candice Swanepoel in the July issue of Vogue Spain

Here's Candice Swanepoel -- there's no other way to put it -- extremely naked in the new issue of Vogue Spain. How come the international editions of magazines are always way better than the U.S. versions? If this was a U.S. version, she'd be in a pant suit and top hat all in the name of "fashion." I can't jack off to the damn Monopoly Man! At least not sober . . .

Full gallery starts here. Very NSFW.

*14 Candice Swanepoel pictures total in the gallery:

  • Candice Swanepoel Extremely Naked 1

Kim Kardashian naked in the June issue of GQ

Having some gallery issues after migrating servers yesterday. In the meantime, here's Kim Kardashian's boobs on the cover of the new GQ. Once gallery issue is fixed, this post will feature much, much big boobies. And you know I don't break promises involving big boobies. Okay one time. But they were Jonah Hill's so that doesn't count.

UPDATE (6/17): Gallery issue fixed. We have boobies.

*16 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian New GQ Nudes 1
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  • Kim Kardashian New GQ Nudes 3
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  • Kim Kardashian New GQ Nudes 10

Bella Hadid at the screening of La Fille Inconnue during the 69th Cannes Film Festival in France (5/18)

Here's Bella Hadid suffering a wardrobe malfunction at the never-ending Cannes Film Festival yesterday . . . though, when you wear a dress like that, a wardrobe malfunction is to be expected. It's the only outcome possible. Think of it like math ("here's 2 because 1 + 1) or life ("here's you being punched in the face because Nickelback shirt + biker bar").

*31 Bella Hadid pictures total in the gallery:

  • Bella Hadid Vag Flash 1
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  • Bella Hadid Vag Flash 3
  • Bella Hadid Vag Flash 4
  • Bella Hadid Vag Flash 5
  • Bella Hadid Vag Flash 1
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  • Bella Hadid Vag Flash 25

Petra Nemcova leaving the Chopard Wild during the 69th Cannes Film Festival in France (5/16)

Here's formerly famous model Petra Nemcova wearing a see-through top while leaving a party in Cannes on Monday night. You want to become relevant again? Because that's how you become relevant again.

*25 Petra Nemcova pictures total in the gallery:

  • Petra Nemcova Nipple Show 1
  • Petra Nemcova Nipple Show 2
  • Petra Nemcova Nipple Show 3
  • Petra Nemcova Nipple Show 4
  • Petra Nemcova Nipple Show 5
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  • Petra Nemcova Nipple Show 9
  • Petra Nemcova Nipple Show 10
  • Petra Nemcova Nipple Show 1
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  • Petra Nemcova Nipple Show 3
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Elsa Hosk on the set of a Victoria's Secret photoshoot in Miami (5/10)

Here's Victoria Secret Angel Elsa Hosk changing on the set of a photoshoot earlier this week. Swedish. Blonde. Model. 27-years-old. Someone should probably forward this post to Leo DiCaprio. "Oh yeah, I've been meaning to bang her so I can brush up on my Swedish. Thanks for reminding me."

*27 Elsa Hosk pictures total in the gallery:

  • Elsa Hosk Topless Change 1
  • Elsa Hosk Topless Change 2
  • Elsa Hosk Topless Change 3
  • Elsa Hosk Topless Change 4
  • Elsa Hosk Topless Change 5
  • Elsa Hosk Topless Change 6
  • Elsa Hosk Topless Change 7
  • Elsa Hosk Topless Change 8
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Emmanuelle Chriqui for Randall Slavin "Achromatic" exhibition

Here's Emmanuelle Chriqui topless for some art exhibit in L.A. Now this -- this is some art I can get behind. Way better than that Jackson Pollock splatter paint shit. I can barely jack off to that!

*2 Emmanuelle Chriqui pictures total in the gallery:

  • Emmanuelle Chriquis Tits

Mariah Carey leaving a party at 10AK nightclub in L.A. (5/6)

Mariah Carey headlined the bat mitzvah of her manager Stella's 13-year-old daughter Mishka on Friday night, and oh, hello nipple. As most rabbis say: the bat mitzvah hasn't really started until the first nipple makes an appearance. Right? Rabbis say that, right? I probably shouldn't try to learn about religion by watching porn.

*21 Mariah Carey pictures total in the gallery:

  • Mariah Carey Nipple Slippage 1
  • Mariah Carey Nipple Slippage 2
  • Mariah Carey Nipple Slippage 3
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Bella Thorne's NSFW Snapchat

Bella Thorne keeps "accidentally" posting Snapchats of her doing her makeup, and she's sorta topless in a few of them . . . and by "sorta" I mean "definitely," which you can see because she appears to be in a local carnival's House of Mirrors. I don't know which Disney exec came up with this idea, but he needs a raise. C'mon, you didn't think Bella is actually allowed to act independently, did you? She took the tracking chip out of her back one time and Disney hunted her down with the same SEAL Team that killed bin Laden. True story.

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*2 Bella Thorne pictures total in the gallery:

  • Bella Thorne Social Media Topless 1

Chelsea Handler topless in Tokyo

Remember when Chelsea Handler retired her boobs? Well they're back to work now. Here she is giving her friend Maria Sharapova a topless birthday present from Tokyo yesterday. Crap, I hope my grandma doesn't see this. I told her I wanted something besides a sweater for my birthday this year. *gulp*

*5 Chelsea Handler pictures total in the gallery:

  • Chelsea Handler Nude Hijinks 1
  • Chelsea Handler Nude Hijinks 2
  • Chelsea Handler Nude Hijinks 3
  • Chelsea Handler Nude Hijinks 4