Jessica Alba's ass from The Killer Inside Me According to exhaustive market research, I've learned that 100% of males 18-49 would love to see Jessica Alba's bare naked ass. So here's some screencaps from her new film
The Killer Inside Me (
clip on Page 2). Celebslam -- on top of the trends!
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Jessica Alba's ass, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
Heidi Klum in Rankin's Heidilicious Great news for those of you who have always fantasized about dipping Heidi Klum in chocolate: her new coffee table book
Rankin's Heidilicious hit the shelves last week. And also great news for those of you ladies who have always fantasized about me benching 450: I hate to brag but you should have seen me at the gym last night.
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Heidi Klum's boobs, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
Rosie O'Donnell could have nailed Petra Nemcova I don't know how I missed this yesterday in the story about
Rosie O'Donnell almost hooking up with Angelina Jolie, but she almost hooked up with Petra Nemcova as well. Of course she did. Why wouldn't a smoking hot supermodel be attracted to a cranky old lesbian? From the
San Francisco Chronicle:
Rosie O'Donnell missed the chance to date a supermodel after failing to pick up love signals from Petra Nemcova when the stunner was a guest on her chat show.
O'Donnell, who recently split from her wife Kelli Carpenter, insists she'd never date another celebrity - but she could have hooked up with the Czech beauty.
O'Donnell tells U.S. radio host Howard Stern her staff members made it clear that Nemcova, who has never confessed to being gay, was hitting on her - but the host was too focused on interviewing her to notice.
She says, "You would have to have a neon sign that said 'Rosie, I'm hitting on you' for me to get it... She did give me her phone number and we did talk on the phone a couple of times."
OK, I could believe the Angelina story -- she's crazy enough to do pretty much anything with anyone (rumor is she once fucked the 3000-year-old mummified corpse of an Egyptian pharaoh she purchased off the black market). But Petra Nemcova is pushing it. Clearly Rosie is spreading these sexy rumors to make her ex-wife Kelli jealous. Hell, I did the same thing with my last ex-girlfriend, telling everyone that I nailed the entire Swedish Bikini Team during Spring Break. In reality, it was only half, but you should have seen how mad she got. What a bitch!
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Petra Nemcova's boobs, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
Natalia Vodianova in November's V magazine That's Russian model/heavy snorer Natalia Vodianova and her boobs in the November issue of
V magazine. Dammit, I knew I shouldn't have canceled my subscription. Well it was either that or
Cat Fancy, and no way am I canceling
Cat Fancy with the Persian tribute issue just a month away. omigosh omigosh omigosh I'm so excited! And terribly terribly lonely. But mainly excited.
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Natalia Vodianova's boobs, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
Amy Winehouse leaving Gaucho restaurant in London (10/26)
You didn't think that picture of Amy Winehouse
from yesterday could get worse? You were wrong my friend. So so wrong. Hmmm, how best to describe these without you actually clicking on them . . . you know that awful feeling you get in your stomach the moment you realize you're about to be violently raped by a prison gang you thought you were cool with because you gave them the chocolate chip cookies your girlfriend brought you during her last visit but it turns out they never actually ate them because they're vegan and the chocolate chips had milk in them and vegans can't have milk and who the fuck has ever heard of a vegan prison gang? Well these pictures aren't anything like that. I mean, dude, trust me, nothing is worse than an ol' fashioned prison gangraping.
Nothing. Now that I think about it, maybe that wasn't the best example.
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Amy Winehouse's boobs, click the headline pic and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or
bottom of the image.
Salma Hayak . . . somewhere . . . does it really matter? Just once, I want to hear a hot chick admit that she has a smoking hot body and everyone wants to fuck her. Don't expect Salma Hayek to be the one to do it. She told
Parade magazine:
"I won a 'Best Body Award' from Fitness Magazine and I was too embarrassed to accept it. I actually don't have a good body, but if everybody thinks so, I guess it means I'm a good actress. I have acted the part of the girl who has a very good body. If you know how to dress, there's some tricks you can pull."
Maybe it's true. Maybe Salma Hayek actually doesn't have a good body. Clearly the only way to get to the bottom of this mystery is to closely examine topless screencaps from the movie
Frida here,
here,
here, and
here,
Ask the Dust here, and
Desperado here (
all NSFW). Hmmmm, I'm still not sure. I may need to beat off to those again. In the name of science of course.
Julie Benz is see through Dexter's Julie Benz stopped by the "Spike TV Scream Awards" on Saturday night, and you could kinda sorta see her nipple. I know the pictures aren't the greatest, but I thought they still deserved their own post. Why? Because now I only need to post seven more stories to push
that god-awful picture of Lindsay Lohan to the second page. Christ, I would rather fuck a beehive than her.
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Julie Benz's nipple, click the headline pic and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or
bottom of the image.
Lily Allen is topless yet again Lily Allen was in Venice last Thursday and, oh hey, there's her tits
for the billionth time. I love a woman who's comfortable with her body. Don't even get me started with that nutcase Salma Hayek. "Turn the lights off! Turn the lights off!" Why don't you just shut up and quit killing my coke high!
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Lily Allen's boobs, click the headline pic (or
thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or
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Eva Amurri is nude Oh hey, what do you know, Eva Amurri got topless again last night on
Californication (pics from last week
here). Would it be considered too forward to send her a picture of my genitalia (tastefully done of course, I'm thinking soft lighting and a red bow)? Oh it would be? Wait, that's actually a felony you say? Ummmm, oops . . . *sprints after mailman*
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Eva Amurri nude, click the headline pic (or
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The Shauna Sand sex tape is here Remember yesterday when I made the joke that Shauna Sand probably hired a director and film crew for
her sex tape. Dude, I think I was right. Check out
this picture (
VERY NSFW). Doesn't exactly scream "amateur" now does it. Other things Shauna isn't screaming include "No," "Don't put it in my ass please," and "Not so hard, you'll knock my degree off the wall."
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Shauna Sand having sex, click the headline pic (or
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