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Chrissy Teigen topless in W

Here's Chrissy Teigen and friends such as Emily Ratajkowski, Doutzen Kroes, and Bella Hadid in the new W magazine. Chrissy gets the headline pic because she's the only one that went topless. As such, she's the only one we can confirm is definitely not a member of ISIS. C'mon Emily, you don't want people to start talking, do you?

*16 Chrissy Teigen pictures total in the gallery:

  • Chrissy Teigen
  • Chrissy Teigen
  • Barbara Palvin
  • Bella Hadid
  • Doutzen Kroes
  • Joan Smalls
  • Joan Smalls
  • Lily Aldridge
  • Emily Ratajkowski
  • Anna Ewers
  • Rosie Huntington Whiteley
  • Doutzen Kroes
  • Emily Ratajkowski
  • Irina Shayk
  • Irina Shayk

Kim Kardashian leaving the Dorchester Hotel in London (6/27)

Here's a pregnant Kim Kardashian proudly showing off her nipples in London on Saturday. Cool. Now instead of thinking Americans are loud and obnoxious, foreigners think we're all whores. Thanks, Kim!

*34 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Black Dress Nipples 1
  • Kim Kardashian Black Dress Nipples 2
  • Kim Kardashian Black Dress Nipples 3
  • Kim Kardashian Black Dress Nipples 4
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Verdades Secretas

Didn't get around to this last week, but Alessandra Ambrosio is an actress now. And a really good one at that. That's her absolutely nailing the part of half-naked attractive woman in the premiere episode of the Brazilian TV drama Verdades Secretas. She's just so . . . believable. Meryl Streep must be sweating bullets right now.

*30 Alessandra Ambrosio pictures total in the gallery:

  • Alessandra Ambrosio Sex Scene 1
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Sex Scene 2
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Sex Scene 3
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Miley Cyrus naked in Paper magazine

Here's Paper magazine attempting to "break" the internet again with boobs -- this time with those of Miley Cyrus. And now, just because it's creepy to read after seeing these pics, the summary of the season two premiere episode of Hannah Montana titled "Me and Rico Down by the School Yard":

Miley sings a song at a concert and urges everyone to get up early to go to school as the beginning of the school year is the next day. However, she herself only reluctantly gets up after Robby threatens to dump a bucket of ice water over her, as he did with Jackson. Miley and Lilly start their first day of high school at Seaview High School. Lilly discovers that Miley brought her teddy bear, causing her to overreact, asking Miley what this would do to her rep. She receives an anonymous text message on her cell phone that says someone knows her secret and has a picture that proves it.

Miley and Lilly are instantly worried and believe Oliver is behind this and go off to find him, but he didn't do it either as she gets a message from the mysterious person 3 seconds after she berates him. Lilly narrows it down to anyone texting and Miley looks at a nearby table filled with freshmen and exclaims "Great, that narrows it down to everyone!"

Miley finds out that it was Rico who sent the message, as he becomes a new student in her class and asks her if she got his messages. Miley, Lilly and Oliver drag him out of class. To keep Rico from exposing her secret, he makes her pretend to be his girlfriend. Miley is humiliated all day. Lilly and Oliver try to get Rico's cell phone. They find Rico's because it was the only locker with a foot stool underneath it. The only problem is there is monkey guarding the locker.

Rico then wants Miley to kiss him. Lilly tries to help by telling Miley, "It'll be over before you know it." Miley replies by saying that Rico will hold the secret over her forever. She says that if he wants to send the picture, she'd let him but nothing could be much worse than what he was putting her through. Rico hands over the phone and says he was always the smallest in his classes and that he wanted to be liked. As Miley feels sorry for him she starts to kiss him on the cheek, but Rico turns his head and kisses Miley on the lips. He screams, "He shoots, he scores!" Miley gives him a mad look and says "He's toast." and she begins to chase him, as Oliver says he never saw Miley so angry. Running from Miley , Rico calls on to the monkey in his locker and it drops a banana on the ground causing Miley to trip over.

Lilly realizes that the secret that Rico knew was that Miley had brought her teddy bear to school, not that she is also Hannah Montana.

During the credit the monkey is seen serving ice cones from it's ice cone machine in Rico's locker.


*27 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:

  • Miley Cyrus Naked Paper Mag 1
  • Miley Cyrus Naked Paper Mag 2
  • Miley Cyrus Naked Paper Mag 3
  • Miley Cyrus Naked Paper Mag 4
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  • Miley Cyrus Naked Paper Mag 15

Topless Chelsea Handler. Again.

It's been days since Chelsea Handler last showed her boobs to the internet, so here she is floating around topless on vacation. I can't help but get the feeling that if Josh Duggar's sisters acted more like this, he wouldn't have been forced to accidentally touch them while they slept. #itstheirfault #prayforjosh

*4 Chelsea Handler pictures total in the gallery:

  • Topless Chelsea Handler Boobs 1
  • Topless Chelsea Handler Boobs 2

Miley Cyrus' "accidental" nip slip

Here's Miley Cyrus "accidentally" instagramming her nipple yesterday. The word "accidentally" is in quotes because this was definitely planned down to her hair color by a team of record executives in a meeting last week. The only thing accidental in Miley's life was her conception. "Yer pregnant, Tish? But I bin drinkin' loads of Mountain Dew!" God I love rednecks

*5 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:

  • Miley Cyrus Instagram Nipple 1
  • Miley Cyrus Instagram Nipple 2
  • Miley Cyrus Instagram Nipple 3

Chrissy Teigen naked!

Here's Chrissy Teigen naked in the Summer issue of DuJour magazine. How did the editors at DuJour manage to pull off this coup? They asked Chrissy to pose naked and she said yes. Hey, sometimes that pays off. Even if you ask 100 supermodels, and 99 of them turn you down, that still leaves you with 1 naked supermodel. And 1 naked supermodel is worth at least 37 regular chicks. Or 94 Lena Dunhams.

*19 Chrissy Teigen pictures total in the gallery:

  • Chrissy Teigen Nude Photos 1
  • Chrissy Teigen Nude Photos 2
  • Chrissy Teigen Nude Photos 3
  • Chrissy Teigen Nude Photos 4
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  • Chrissy Teigen Nude Photos 14
  • Chrissy Teigen Nude Photos 15

Carmen Electra at the 2015 Life Ball in Vienna, Austria (5/16)

Here's Carmen Electra and Carmen Electra's nipples at the Vienna Life Ball in Austria on Saturday. The Life Ball is one of the largest HIV/AIDS fundraisers in the world, raising millions annually for research. In addition to Carmen, attending this year's event was Charlize Theron, Kelly Osbourne, Mary J. Blige, and Paula Abdul. None of them showed their nipples -- none of them. Guess they think AIDS is no big deal. Shocking behavior, to say the least.

*16 Carmen Electra pictures total in the gallery:

  • Carmen Electra Vienna Ball 1
  • Carmen Electra Vienna Ball 2
  • Carmen Electra Vienna Ball 3
  • Carmen Electra Vienna Ball 4
  • Carmen Electra Vienna Ball 5
  • Carmen Electra Vienna Ball 6
  • Carmen Electra Vienna Ball 7
  • Carmen Electra Vienna Ball 8
  • Carmen Electra Vienna Ball 9
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  • Carmen Electra Vienna Ball 11
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  • Carmen Electra Vienna Ball 13
  • Carmen Electra Vienna Ball 14
  • Carmen Electra Vienna Ball 15

Charlotte McKinney on her way to the Rolling Stones' concert at the Fonda Theatre in Hollywood (5/20)

Not to be outdone by her Dancing with the Stars' castmate Julianne Hough and her see-through dress on Tuesday night, here's Charlotte McKinney in a see-through top at last night's Rolling Stone's surprise concert in Hollywood. Poor, humble Julianne -- she never stood a chance. This is like a guy pulling up to a club in his new Lexus IS 250. He's confident; he's carefree; the world is his oyster. But then a guy in a new Lamborghini Aventador pulls up and no one cares about the Lexus guy anymore.

*46 Charlotte McKinney pictures total in the gallery:

  • Charlotte McKinney Nip Slip 1
  • Charlotte McKinney Nip Slip 2
  • Charlotte McKinney Nip Slip 3
  • Charlotte McKinney Nip Slip 4
  • Charlotte McKinney Nip Slip 5
  • Charlotte McKinney Nip Slip 6
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  • Charlotte McKinney Nip Slip 1
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  • Charlotte McKinney Nip Slip 10

Julianne Hough on her way to Beso in West Hollywood (5/19)

You heard it here first: sexy court jester is gonna be the rage at the next Paris Fashion Week.

*25 Julianne Hough pictures total in the gallery:

  • Julianne Hough Nipple Slip 1
  • Julianne Hough Nipple Slip 2
  • Julianne Hough Nipple Slip 3
  • Julianne Hough Nipple Slip 4
  • Julianne Hough Nipple Slip 5
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  • Julianne Hough Nipple Slip 1
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