Beyonce leaving Kanaloa nightclub in London (11/14)
Oh look, Paris Hilton gained 40 pounds and is now black. Didn't see that one coming.
UPDATE (11/20): Found a few new pics with a better angle, and by "better angle" I mean, "unless your boss is Larry Flint, don't click on
this pic or
this pic at work or you'll definitely be fired." (
NSFW)
Keeley Hazell nude for Peta Finally a celebrity who says they'd rather go naked than wear fur, you know,
actually went naked. The celebrity in this case is British model Keeley Hazell, or as I call her, "Future Ex-Wife #1 and #3." I had to remarry her. How could I stay mad at those tits?
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Keeley Hazell nude, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
Claire Danes has nipples In the epic battle of flashbulbs vs. black dresses, flashbulbs won again last night. Claire Danes was the victim at the UK premiere of
Me & Orson Welles. For those of you keeping track at home, flashbulbs currently hold a 2,574-0 record against black dresses. I bet I know who could beat them though. Kate Beckinsale. Oh,
and Minka Kelly. Go ahead Minka. I hear flashbulbs have been talking mad shit about you lately. You and
your huge boobs need to show them who's boss.
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Claire Danes' nipples, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
Cheryl Burke has nipples Dancing with the Stars' Cheryl Burke showed up to Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood on Monday night lacking a very important article of clothing, and I'm not talking about a sombrero. I mean a bra. But it would have been cool if she was wearing a sombrero. I hear Mexicans love when white people get drunk and dance around in sombreros. It shows a real appreciation and respect for their culture. Go ahead, try it the next time you're in a taco shop and you just may be greeted with a friendly smile.
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Cheryl Burke's nipples, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
Joanna Krupa Playboy pics You may recognize Joanna from the latest season of
Dancing with the Stars . . . actually, if you do recognize her from that show, chances are you're the type of guy who wouldn't really "enjoy" these pics. But be sure to tune into Celebslam later for my exposé on scrapbooking! Which glitter stick company is secretly funneling money to Hamas militants? Well actually, none of them. Um, but there's some glitter sticks that are definitely better than others. And you'll be SHOCKED to find out which ones!
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Joanna Krupa nude, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
Rihanna nip slip! Missed this a few days ago but Rihanna showed up to the "Woman of the Year" awards in New York on Monday wearing a pretty kick-ass dress that showed off her nipple. If you're wondering why Rihanna was honored as the "Woman of the Year," read the first sentence again.
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Rihanna's nip slip, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
Shauna Sand leaving Katsuya restaurant in West Hollywood (11/9)
Do you think when Shauna drinks her afternoon tea at the yacht club, she holds her pinky out?
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Shauna Sand's nip slip, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
Eva Mendes nip slip! Eva Mendes showed up to the New York premiere of
Bad Lieutenant last night wearing what can best be described as "nirvana in its cotton form." I think I speak for the majority here in saying that Eva Mendes is fucking awesome. One time she called me a "horse-cocked freak" and I didn't even care. And I'm normally really sensitive about that.
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Eva Mendes's nip slip, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
Jessica Alba's ass from The Killer Inside Me According to exhaustive market research, I've learned that 100% of males 18-49 would love to see Jessica Alba's bare naked ass. So here's some screencaps from her new film
The Killer Inside Me (
clip on Page 2). Celebslam -- on top of the trends!
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Jessica Alba's ass, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
Heidi Klum in Rankin's Heidilicious Great news for those of you who have always fantasized about dipping Heidi Klum in chocolate: her new coffee table book
Rankin's Heidilicious hit the shelves last week. And also great news for those of you ladies who have always fantasized about me benching 450: I hate to brag but you should have seen me at the gym last night.
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Heidi Klum's boobs, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
