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Miranda Kerr in the May issue of Elle Spain

Here's Miranda Kerr looking gorgeous as usual in the May issue of Elle Spain. I have that same shirt. Awk. Ward.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Miranda Kerr pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*25 Miranda Kerr pictures total in the gallery:

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Scarlett Johansson fully nude in Under the Skin

Does the Mona Lisa need to be ruined with words? No.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Scarlett Johansson nude pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

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Lea Michele filming a music video for her song On My Way in Palmdale, CA (4/19)

Lea Michele was filming her new music video outside L.A. this weekend, and finally we have an answer to the age old question of whether chicks with A-cups still have nipples. As it turns out, yes. They're more than just great personalities.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Lea Michele wardrobe malfunction pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*30 Lea Michele pictures total in the gallery:

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Lake Bell in the May issue of Esquire

Wait a minute, why is Lake Bell not more famous? This confuses and angers me. Like women gaining the right to vote. THANKS OBAMA!

NOTE: To see the uncensored Lake Bell Esquire pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

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Heidi Klum in Tulum, Mexico (4/15)

Heidi Klum and her boyfriend Vito Schnabel are currently on vacation in Tulum, Mexico, and oh hey, there she is without a top. Gotta love Mexico. People here in the United States freak the fuck out if you walk around without clothes on. So what if it was at a school.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Heidi Klum topless pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*46 Heidi Klum topless pictures total in the gallery:

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Emily DiDonato is NSFW

American model Emily DiDonato is a personal favorite of yours truly, so it was nice to find these pictures of her doing a sexy photoshoot in Miami yesterday. It's like unexpectedly finding a 20 dollar bill in your pocket that you can jack off to.

ALTERNATE HEADLINE: Mesh shirt season is back!

NOTE: To see the uncensored Emily Didonato pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*26 Emily Didonato pictures total in the gallery:

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Kate Winslet nude in Titanic

Kate Winslet is getting a wee bit annoyed at people wanting her to autograph Jack's nude sketch of her from their famous scene in Titanic. Knock that shit off, dad. She told Yahoo Movies:
"I don't sign that one. It feels very uncomfortable. Why would you do that? ... People ask me to sign that one a lot, and actually there's a photo of it as well that someone's lifted from a still of the film. That photo gets passed around. It's like, 'No, I didn't mean for it to be a photograph that I would end up seeing 16, 17 years later.' It's still haunting me. It's quite funny really."
Oh c'mon, Kate, quit being a wet blanket. A guy carrying around a nude picture of you in the hopes of one day getting an autograph is not exactly a guy that's getting pussy on the reg. Throw him a smile and a wink. You just made his life. Or, you know, acquired a violent new stalker. Definitely one of those two.

*20 Kate Winslet nude Titanic scene pictures total in the gallery:

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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace might be drunk

Don't quote me on this, but English reality star Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace might have been drunk last week in London. That's her relaxing on the floor of a market after attending a party at the Playboy Club in Mayfair. 1 drink . . . 2 drinks . . . 18 drinks. It's scary how fast that can just sneak up on you. And then the whole world knows what your vagina looks like (NSFW). It could happen to anybody. None of us are safe.

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Demi Lovato in bed with Wiler Valderrama

Back in August, Celebslam was approached to buy some Demi Lovato nude pics. We obviously turned the seller down because it's, well, Demi Lovato, not Christina Hendricks. Obviously nobody else struck a deal with him, because more pics were leaked late last week. And they're just as underwhelming as you'd expect. I don't know, maybe I'm just spoiled because the first leaked nudes I ever saw were Vanessa Hudgens'. Hard to top those. It's like losing your virginity to anybody. One day . . . it's gonna happen.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Demi Lovato nude pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*20 Demi Lovato nude pictures total in the gallery:

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Miranda Kerr in the May issue of GQ UK

Here's a lot more pics from Miranda Kerr's ridiculously-sexy photoshoot for GQ UK. Lazy post, yes, but it's a Friday and I haven't been sober for six hours. If I keep it up much longer, the racist side of me is gonna make an ugly appearance. And don't even get me started on Mexicans . . .

NOTE: To see the uncensored Miranda Kerr GQ UK pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*25 Miranda Kerr pictures total in the gallery:

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