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Kim Kardashian in Cannes, Fraance(5/23)

Kim Kardashian was out and about at the Cannes Film Festival yesterday, and if you had a telephoto lens and zoomed all the way in, and tilted your head to just the right angle, and Kim had her body tilted to just the right angle, and you managed to catch her on the downstep just as her top was sorta bouncing away from her body for a split second, and if the sun was shining just right, you could maybe kinda sorta see a little part of her nipple. I know, right? What a complete whore!

NOTE: To see the uncensored Kim Kardashian wardrobe malfunction pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*11 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim K Cannes Nipple 1
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Milla Jovovich filming a commercial for Avon (5/10)

I don't know if Avon is taking a 180 in terms of marketing strategy, because Milla Jovovich totally flashed her ass today while filming a commercial for them in New York. Maybe they're targeting the late-night, Cinemax-watching crowd? Dammit, they need foundation, too, and I think sometimes we forget that.

*10 Milla Jovovich pictures total in the gallery:

  • Milla Jovovich Avon Commercial 1
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Kelly Bensimon in Miami (5/8)

Kelly Bensimon is famous for starring in seasons 2-4 of The Real Housewives of New York, and Tuesday she had a little wardrobe malfunction at the beach in Miami. Wow, these pics remind me a lot of Janet Jackson . . . in that as soon as I saw them, I immediately turned away from my screen in horror.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Kelly Bensimon wardrobe malfunction pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*22 Kelly Bensimon pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kelly Bensimon Wardrobe Malfunction 1
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Sofia Vergara see through!

Despite a solid decade-long run as one of the hottest chicks on the planet, Sofia Vergara has never posed nude or really anything close to it. Which is why the May issue of GQ Mexico, featuring Sofia in a sheer top, is pretty amazing. I'm not gonna lie, Mexico. Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any crazier, you go and do something like this... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!

NOTE: To see the uncensored Sofia Vergara see through pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*6 Sofia Vergara see through pictures total in the gallery:

  • Sofia Vergara See Through 1
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Melody Thornton is flashy

Former Pussycat Dolls member Melody Thornton attended the ELLE Women In Music event last night at Avalon in Hollywood, and her solo career must not be going to well because she can't even afford a bra. Wow, that's so sad. Maybe we could start a collection for her or something. Anything to help.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Melody Thornton see through pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*26 Melody Thornton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Melody Thornton See Through 1
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Candice Swanepoel topless in Vogue Italia!

You probably already subscribe to Vogue Italia, but if not, here's Candice Swanepoel's ridiculously sexy spread from the March issue. If not for Cat Fancy's "Tabbys Exposed" issue, this would have been the hottest thing to hit my mailbox this month. Did you know that the tabby cat is not a breed or color, but a pattern that shows up in many breeds? When the tabby color is in the red to cream range, the cat is called an orange or red tabby, also known as a marmalade or ginger cat. It's true man.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Candice Swanepoel topless pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*15 Candice Swanepoel pictures total in the gallery:

  • Candice Swanepoel Vogue Italia 1
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Heather Morris hacked pictures leak to internets

Reminder: Set your clocks one hour forward today for daylight savings. One other reminder: If you're famous and female, quit taking nude pictures of yourself with your cell phone because said pictures will eventually end up on the internets for our enjoyment (like Olivia Munn and Christina Hendricks). With that in mind, here's the latest hacked pictures, from Glee star Heather Morris.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Heather Morris hacked pics, click any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*27 Heather Morris hacked pictures total in the gallery:

  • Heather Morris Leaked Pictures 1
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Christina Hendricks hacked pics leak to web

Everything I said about Olivia Munn in the previous hacking story, but insert Christina Hendricks name. Christina's rep is actually acknowledging that her phone was hacked and the photos are real . . . except the NSFW one where you can't see her face (pic here, NSFW obviously):
"Christina's phone was in fact hacked and photos were stolen. The proper authorities have been contacted in hopes of rectifying this situation. The topless image is fake and not an image of Christina."
While choosing to believe that statement or not, keep in mind that reps are also the same people who use "exhaustion" as the primary excuse their coke whore of a client enters rehab. They have about as much credibility as an old shoe.

So is the topless pic real? The fine folks over at phun compared the boob veins in the topless pic with a photo of Christina's cleavage, and based on that, concluded that it is indeed real. Wow, that might be the creepiest thing I've ever posted.

*6 Christina Hendricks hacked pictures total in the gallery:

  • Christina Hendricks Hacked Pictures 1
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Olivia Munn hacked pics leak to web

Congrats Olivia Munn, you're the first celebrity of the year to have their cell phone hacked and nude pics leaked. The pics, which hit the internets on Sunday, look like they're from 2009 when Olivia was dating Chris Pine. One is Two are pretty explicit (here and here, NSFW) and another features explicit "commentary" (here, NSFW). For those of you keeping score at home, the only famous person now who's never had their phone hacked and nude pics leaked is Pope Benedict . . . but give it a few weeks.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Olivia Munn hacked pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*14 Olivia Munn hacked pictures total in the gallery:

  • Olivia Munn Hacked Pictures 1
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Adrienne Bailon is NSFW

Former Cheetah Girl Adrienne Bailon attended the "Escape to Total Awards" last night in New York and pretty much showed the entire red carpet her vagina. Wow, that is some kind of outfit. The porn stars don't even dress like this at the AVN Awards and they're professional whores. I'd expect someone who dated one of the Kardashians (Rob) for almost three years to act with a little more class and decorum than this.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Adrienne Bailon pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*15 Adrienne Bailon pictures total in the gallery:

  • Adrienne Bailon Flash 1
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