Nicollette Sheridan

Nicollette Sheridan bikini pics! (St. Barts - 4/14)

That's Nicollette Sheridan on vacation in St. Barts over the weekend. Flynet says she was "proud to show off her bikini body" as she exited the water. Yeah, I guess she doesn't look too bad for 48. I'd probably date her, but only because of that free monthly check from the government she's getting 17 years from now. Payday, baby!

*10 Nicollette Sheridan bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Nicollette Sheridan leaving Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood (10/24)

Did she switch to a 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner or an all-natural toothpaste that isn't tested on animals? Something about her just seems "different."

ALTERNATE HEADLINE: "Starving cougar spotted in West Hollywood"

*30 Nicollette Sheridan pictures total in the gallery:

Nicollette Sheridan out and about in Calabasas (5/1)

+ Snooki. In a bathing suit. Oh dear god. [The Superficial]

+ Which starlet got a new tattoo? [Huffington Post]
+ I can see Gina Gershon's bra [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Naomi Campbell is a lying bitch [PopEater]
+ Kate Beckinsale totally owns the skin-tight jeans look [Popoholic]

+ Dammit I love this chick [Just Jared]
+ Lindsay Lohan walks around NYC in a see-through shirt [IDLYITW]
+ JWoww and her big boobs in a bikini [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Sophie Turner and her big boobs at LAX [moejackson]

+ Obama rips Jay Leno [College Humor]
+ Nick Cannon buys Mariah a nice present with her own money [The Blemish]
+ Christina Aguilera makes her husband sleep in the guest house? [Dlisted]
+ Angelina Jolie is being a bitch again [Cele|bitchy]

*15 pics total in the gallery:

Nicollette Sheridan leaving the Ivy restaurant in West Hollywood (3/11)

Nicollette Sheridan is suing the creator of Desperate Housewives, Marc Cherry, after she claims he punched her and then killed her off the show after she reported the incident to ABC execs (note to Nicollete: $20 million lawsuits always work better with a police report). From TMZ:

Nicollette Sheridan has sued Marc Cherry, the creator of "Desperate Housewives," alleging he struck her across the head and face on the set, and after she complained he fired her. Sheridan is suing for more than $20 million.

Sheridan says during the 5th season, Cherry put her in his crosshairs. She claims on September 24, 2008, he physically assaulted her after she questioned him about something in the script. According to the lawsuit, "Cherry took her aside and forcefully hit her with his hand across her face and head."

Sheridan says she immediately reported the incident to ABC, but Cherry's aggressiveness only worsened and ABC failed to take action . . . And, she says, she was killed off the show unfairly.

Clearly this Marc guy didn't have a strong fatherly influence in his life growing up. Because my dad always taught me that violence is never the way to solve your problems. He also taught me that nothing covers up insurance fraud better than fire. Um now that I think about it, maybe I shouldn't be passing along his advice.

Nicollette Sheridan out and about in Malibu (8/1)

+ Courtney Love is see through and disgusting [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Jon Gosselin must have the biggest dick [The Superficial]
+ Rihanna is such a fucking idiot [DailyFill]
+ New York invaded by 44DDD's [Heyman Hustle]
+ Jennifer Lopez showing off her ass in a bikini [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Tiny boobs! (NSFW) [College Humor]

+ Lindsay Lohan does Elle . . . not like that [NewsToob]
+ Hot Twins - A Gallery [Holy Taco]
+ She's doing her best hand bra technique [Double Viking]
+ Megan Fox is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]

Nicollette Sheridan bikini pics! (Malibu - 8/2)

I don't know what's more impressive about these pictures of Nicollette Sheridan in Malibu yesterday. The fact that she still looks semi-decent in a bikini or that she has an arm like Joe Montana. 45-year-old women aren't supposed to throw like that.

UPDATE: Calling it a "significant upgrade at the position of quarterback," the Oakland Raiders just signed her to a four year deal. Her dog was also named the new defensive coordinator. When asked to comment on the two surprising moves, Raiders' owner Al Davis climbed a nearby clock tower and started shooting at people.

Nicollette Sheridan shopping at the James Perse boutique in Malibu (7/18)

+ Lo from The Hills is built like a linebacker [Drunken Stepfather]

+ K-Fed wants his own reality show [DailyFill]
+ Lindsay is your cute college girl of the week [College Humor]
+ I can see AnnaLynne McCord's undies [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Miami Fashion Week is so damn hot [Lossip]

+ Hayden Panettiere is in a bikini [NewsToob]
+ Francesca Lodo is rather attractive [Holy Taco]
+ I have nothing witty to say. Her butt says it all. [Double Viking]
+ Evan Rachel Wood is topless [F-Listed]

Nicollette Sheridan bikini pics!

Nicollette Sheridan in Malibu (Aug. 2006)

Nicollette Sheridan leaving Mr. Chow restaurant in Beverly Hills (3/6)

Nicollette Sheridan starred in her first talkie in, what, 1932? She's been around Hollywood long enough that you'd think she would have learned how to enter and exit a car by now. So then why the hell was she flashing her goods Friday night outside Mr. Chow? Dammit Nicollette, this a family website. For fuck's sake, we're having a bake sale tomorrow. I was supposed to bring my famous lady fingers. How can I show my face now after this little stunt you pulled?

NOTE: To see the uncensored pics (VERY NSFW), click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.