Nicole Scherzinger is in a bikini
It's officially that part of the week where I mentally check out, open a fresh bottle of whiskey, and drink until life doesn't hurt anymore. And I couldn't think of a better way to end the week than watching Nicole Scherzinger run in and out of the ocean. Bouncing boobs, they're my kryptonite, the only thing that can truly bring me to my knees. Oh yeah, and getting shot. And stabbed. But mainly bouncing boobs.
Nicole Scherzginer in dat dress
Nicole Scherzinger tells The Sun that she still gets shit from her religious mom over the sexy outfits she wears. I totally agree with her. These girls today, showing their ankles in public like it's their wedding night. It's sickening.
Nicole Scherzinger is expecting an earful when she makes her Mother's Day call. Her religious mum Rosemary Elikolani still gets infuriated when she sees her daughter scantily dressed in photoshoots and music videos. The singer's mother also spies on her using Google -- and ticks her off about any revealing outfits.I'm gonna go ahead and assume that Rosemary Elikolani loves fast food and is gonna die from a massive coronary, because her daughter is the reason why I had to scotchguard my underwear. Nicole is a good girl, and if she wants to show us her bits and pieces then she should -- not because she could, but because it's God's will. If God didn't want Nicole wearing sexy outfits, he wouldn't have given her the financial means to buy large breasts.Obviously the Lord has a plan for Nicole, but mother dearest thinks she knows better. Geez, Rosemary, today you want your daughter to go against God, tomorrow you're bathing in pig blood and burning churches to the ground. You need to find Jesus.
Former Pussycat Doll Nicole said: "I'm thirtysomething but she still calls me and scolds me. I always tell you to not compromise yourself, Nicole'. She sees me as the highest daughter. She's very spiritual. She keeps me grounded. She's my rock. The better part of me is my mother. I'm sure she's going to scold me for wearing a top that showed my bra while coming out of a restaurant in London the other day. She's such a mum and I love her for that. She keeps me on the straight and narrow. She follows my career -- that damn Google!"
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Paparazzi photos from Monday, March 4
Nicole Scherzinger leaving Nobu in London (pics start here)
Jessica Biel out and about in New York (pics start here)
Charlize Theron leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Diane Lane out and about in L.A. (pics start here)
Michael J. Fox in St. Barts (pics start here)
Actress Shailene Woodley (The Descendants) leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)
Kristen Bell leaving Aaron Brothers Art & Framing in L.A. (pics start here)
Salma Hayek leaving a studio in Studio City (pics start here)
Tish Cyrus leaving her home in Toluca Lake (pics start here)
Selena Gomez leaving the Coral Tree Cafe in Encino (pics start here)
Miranda Kerr on the set of a photoshoot in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Hilary Duff on her way to Restoration Hardware in West Hollywood (pics start here)
*103 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Nicole Scherzinger at the National Television Awards at the 02 Arena in London (1/23)
Nicole Scherzinger attended the National Television Awards last night in London, and you could totally see her nipple pasties through her dress. Or maybe those aren't pasties, but actually her own grotesquely-huge nipples. Who knows? I think I speak for everyone here in saying that there's only way to settle this debate, Nicole. NAKED PUDDING WRESTLING! Wait, that's what you guys were thinking, right?
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Nicole Scherzinger arriving at C restaurant in Mayfair, London (10/15)
+ Sweet Rachel Nichols profile shot [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Kate Gosselin got fired [The Superficial]
+ Adriana Lima is fat [Celebuzz]
+ Xenia Deli looking smoking hot in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Olivia Munn looking white hot [Popoholic]
+ Girls can be such bitches [Guyism]
+ An homage to Cosplay Queen Jessica Nigiri [Caveman Circus]
+ 10 scariest women at Bikini Basketball League tryouts [Busted Coverage]
+ Halle Berry shares some devastating news [Socialite Life]
+ Jennifer Aniston and her leather nips [Dlisted]
+ Skinny bikini girl [Double Viking]
+ Get to know the lovely Kaki West [Brobible]
+ Rihanna's getting new boobs for Chris Brown [Evil Beet]
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Paparazzi photos from Monday, October 8
Nicole Scherzinger leaving Whisky Mist nightclub in London (pics start here)
George Clooney driving his classic Corvette around L.A. (pics start here)
Emilie de Ravin out for a walk in Vancouver (pics start here)
Elisabetta Canalis out for dinner in Milan, Italy (pics start here)
Irina Shayk out and about in New York (pics start here)
Laura Prepon out for a walk in Franklin Canyon in Hollywood (pics start here)
Cameron Diaz shopping in New York (pics start here)
Sarah Palin and her daughter Willow Palin out and about in Studio City (pics start here)
Katy Perry at the 4th Annual Haunted Hayride VIP Premiere Night at Griffith Park in L.A. (pics start here)
Kat Von D and deadmau5 shopping at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)
Krysten Ritter walking her dog in L.A. (pics start here)
Jessica Biel leaving the Alaia boutique in Paris (pics start here)
*121 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Nicole Scherzinger had an eating disorder
Nicole Scherzinger revealed on VH1's Behind the Music last night that she used to have an eating disorder. Wait, that show's still on? Oops, I mean that's horrible. What a horribly sexy thing for a woman like Nicole to endure. Via the New York Daily News:
"I just hated myself, I really was just hated myself," Scherzinge says.Oh yeah, I see a certain sexy singer is trying to make one of my world famous end of the year slutty lists. Ladies, if you really want to be an entertainment juggernaut but are lacking talent, then by any means necessary follow the great American heroine Nicole Scherzingeradingdong on her road to stardom. Can Nicole sing and dance? Kinda, I guess, but what I know she can do is get her knuckles past her teeth in an effort to stay relevant. Nothing says "professional" more than leaving your half-eaten lunches over toilet seats, walls, and the front of your bustiers. Nicole is a great role model all fatties should look up to.
During one particularly low point, Scherzinger locked herself in the bathroom after the Pussy Cat Dolls were given skimpy outfits to perform in.
"I got my outfit and my outfit was a bra and some underwear and some garters," she says on Sunday's episode of the music documentary series. "I was sweating in the back room. I can't go out. I can't do this. I was not comfortable with my body. I hated myself. I felt so alone. I was in a group, and I never felt so alone in my life."
Even as the group's popularity was sky-rocketing, her fellow Dolls noticed warning signs. Scherzinger forced herself to vomit so much that the scars became noticeable on her knuckles from the stomach acid burns.
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Nicole Scherzinger at the Global Filipino Music Festival at the Hollywood Bowl (7/8)
Wow, I wish I was Nicole Scherzinger right now . . . and by "was" I mean "was inside." From The Sun:
Nicole Scherzinger's price for a private gig is nearly as much as an emergency locksmith's call-out fee. The X Factor judge got paid $1million for a 45-minute set in Dubai on Thursday night. She performed at the Dubai World Trade Centre for Emirates NDB bank - the biggest banking group in the Middle East.ONE MILLION DOLLARS just so Nicole can shake her moneymaker for oil barons? Was it strictly a singing and dancing event or did the evening end with a circle jerk? Nicky, please understand that 50 Cent mocks your integrity. Yeah, that's the gangsta rapper who performs at Long Island bat mitzvahs in between world tours. You're gonna have to pull out of this downward spiral you're in. You don't want to end up like Britney Spears, do you? Oh wait, Britney is doing way better than you. Bad example.
A source said: "Even Nicole can't turn down that sort of cash. It didn't take too much time out of her schedule and she was flown in and out of Dubai in first class. It's easy money."
Nicole spent the night in the country before jetting back to LA to finish off her latest album.
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