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Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie in 2007

Nicole Richie is furious with friend Paris Hilton for basically using Benji oh god who cares. From the National Enquirer:

Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton are enemies once again. The on-again, off-again BFFs have had a huge blowup over Paris' abrupt dumping of Benji Madden -- the brother of Nicole's boyfriend Joel, say sources. And to make matters worse, the hotel hottie has apparently already moved on. Paris hooked up with mega-wealthy high-end jeweler Pascal Mouawad at the Nov. 15 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in Miami, where she modeled his one-of-a-kind, 130-carat diamond necklace worth $3 million.

"Nicole feels that Paris never really liked Benji, but used the relationship to get more publicity for herself," charged the source. "She saw the opportunity and jumped on it . . . Paris will be Paris -- she does only what's best for her." (Print Edition - 12/15)

Paris hooked up with a jeweler? How perfect. He deals in precious stones and her vadge has been drilled more times than a diamond mine. These two should stop their fighting and just try to get back to the way things used to be: when Nicole looked like E.T.'s stunt double and the amount of men that Paris had slept with could still be counted in numbers, not exponents.

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Nicole Richie at UNICEF's "Light The Night" Christmas tree lighting ceremony in Beverly Hills (11/22)

Nicole Richie is supposedly thrilled that Benji Madden and Paris Hilton broke up. Richie's been dating Benji's brother Joel for two years. From Star magazine:

Paris' frenemy is "thrilled that she's gone," says a source. "She never thought Paris was ever really into" Benji, the twin brother of her baby daddy, Joel.

And she may be right! Four days after dumping the Good Charlotte rocker, the hotel heiress was seen sneaking into L.A.'s Koi restaurant for a quiet dinner with her Greek shipping heir ex-boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos! "She was trying to fly below the radar and left alone about 30 minutes later," says another source.

eanwhile, Nicole is telling Benji that he "deserves better." (Source)

Nicole's right. Benji does "deserve better." My suggestion to Benji: If you really want a relationship that'll be an improvement over Paris, find something with a better personality -- may I suggest a woodchipper? -- and then stick your dick in it. . . . and then roll around in salt. That way, your manhood will only burn for a few days and not the rest of your life.

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Nicole Richie bikini pics!

Nicole Richie leaving a pool party in the Hollywood Hills (May 2006)

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Nicole Richie at the “Carousel of Hope Ball” in Beverly Hills (10/25)

Didn't Nicole Richie have her baby nine months ago? Why are her boobs still huge? Not that I'm complaining. Congratulations Nicole, you have your first redeeming quality.

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Nicole Richie leaving the Sonya Dakar Skin Clinic in Beverly Hills (10/21)

Nicole Richie really needs to be more careful when she's driving. Like maybe not cover her face up when she's in what essentially amounts to a 5000 pound rolling weapon. She's liable to hurt somebody or end up parked the wrong way on a freeway. Aw who I am kidding. Like that could ever happen. Oops.

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Nicole Richie house-hunting in L.A. (8/14)

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Nicole Richie at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas (7/5)

Sounds like Nicole Richie had a bit too much to drink Satureday night at boyfriend Joel Madden's concert at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas. The new mom was involved in an "altercation" after the show. From TMZ:

Looks like baby Harlow hasn't settled Nicole Richie's wild side yet. We're told Nicole was involved in an altercation around 1 AM this morning with a female while in line at the valet outside the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas. Sources say Richie was so rowdy she had to be escorted off the property by security! (Source)

If it took more than one security guard to drag her 54 pound ass away, it sounds like Nicole might be back on the smack. Because if Spring '03 taught me anything, it's that a junkie fiending for heroin can instantly gain the stamina of three men . . . and then will sometimes use that stamina in a "home movie" shot by a guy named Terrance and his four male "friends" who promised not to put the 3 hour "documentary" on the internet as long as I didn't cry but did anyway which made the whole thing not even worth the twenty bucks in the first place. *Clears throat* As I was saying, Nicole Richie's ugly.

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Nicole Richie leaving MTV Studios in Santa Monica (6/3)

Nicole Richie is *this* close to an emotional breakdown. Apparently the turmoil in Nicole's life over the past few years (eating disorder, DUI arrest, pregnancy) is finally catching up with her. A friend of Richie's claims that lately she's been breaking down over the smallest things (e.g. baby crying, Joel possibly cheating on her). The same friend told the National Enquirer:

"Nicole feels like her life is in a constant state of emotional turmoil right now, and when one crying episode ends, another one seems to begin. Everything is happening so quickly that it's almost getting to be too much for her to handle. The slightest bit of stress turns into a huge emotional ordeal. Joel is trying to be patient with Nicole even though her meltdowns often do end in arguments. But he understands she's gone through some very serious emotional and physical changes — she got pregnant, found sobriety, moved in with Joel and became a mother — all in a very short time, and that's a lot for anyone to handle." (Source)

What did Nicole think would happen to her life after she delivered the spawn of a horny musician? That he'd quit banging 14-year-old 15-year-old 16-year-old 17-year-old 18-year-old groupies and the two of them would move to the suburbs and live happily ever after? The only thing Nicole should expect over the next decade from this relationship is to be introducing her child to it's new half-brothers and sisters every six months.

NOTE: There's a term for women that are moody and miserable just after giving birth: Postpartum Depression Married. Are we sure that Nicole and Joel didn't secretly tie the knot earlier this year?

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