Joel Madden and Nicole Richie arriving to Cruz Beckham's birthday party in North Hollywood (2/21)
Joel Madden announced on his band's website over the weekend that he and girlfriend Nicole Richie are expecting again:
What's better than winning an Oscar? I am so happy to tell everyone that Harlow is going to be a big sister! God has truly blessed my family. Hope your all feeling as good as i am right now......... (Source)
Ouch, nine more months off from the Hollywood party scene for Nicole. Honestly, I don't know how she's gonna survive without Vicodin or booze. Like Superman's need for justice, a little prescription drug abuse every now and then keeps Nicole sane. Her getting pregnant is like Clark Kent moving to Utah. Around the fourth month he'd go insane and kill a jaywalker.
Nicole Richie leaving traffic school in Van Nuys (1/21)
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Figure skater nip slip! [Drunken Stepfather]
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Gwyneth Paltrow Gets a Nipple Out in Two Lovers [Egotastic!]
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Just Jared]
+ Sophie Howard is NSFW [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Megan Fox has a sexy tongue [
Bastardly]
+ J.Lo and Marc Anthony are so fake [
Lossip]
+ Why is Katie Holmes dressing like an 80-year-old? [
Webster's Is My Bitch]
+ Obama daughters get surprise visit from the Jonas Brothers [
Cele|bitchy]
+ Bottle vs. Boobs [
UBERGUY]
Nicole Richie bikini pics!
Nicole Richie in Malibu (July 2006)
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie in 2007
Nicole Richie is furious with friend Paris Hilton for basically using Benji oh god who cares. From the National Enquirer:
Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton are enemies once again. The on-again, off-again BFFs have had a huge blowup over Paris' abrupt dumping of Benji Madden -- the brother of Nicole's boyfriend Joel, say sources. And to make matters worse, the hotel hottie has apparently already moved on. Paris hooked up with mega-wealthy high-end jeweler Pascal Mouawad at the Nov. 15 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in Miami, where she modeled his one-of-a-kind, 130-carat diamond necklace worth $3 million."Nicole feels that Paris never really liked Benji, but used the relationship to get more publicity for herself," charged the source. "She saw the opportunity and jumped on it . . . Paris will be Paris -- she does only what's best for her." (Print Edition - 12/15)
Paris hooked up with a jeweler? How perfect. He deals in precious stones and her vadge has been drilled more times than a diamond mine. These two should stop their fighting and just try to get back to the way things used to be: when Nicole looked like E.T.'s stunt double and the amount of men that Paris had slept with could still be counted in numbers, not exponents.
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Nicole Richie at UNICEF's "Light The Night" Christmas tree lighting ceremony in Beverly Hills (11/22)
Nicole Richie is supposedly thrilled that Benji Madden and Paris Hilton broke up. Richie's been dating Benji's brother Joel for two years. From Star magazine:
Paris' frenemy is "thrilled that she's gone," says a source. "She never thought Paris was ever really into" Benji, the twin brother of her baby daddy, Joel.And she may be right! Four days after dumping the Good Charlotte rocker, the hotel heiress was seen sneaking into L.A.'s Koi restaurant for a quiet dinner with her Greek shipping heir ex-boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos! "She was trying to fly below the radar and left alone about 30 minutes later," says another source.
eanwhile, Nicole is telling Benji that he "deserves better." (Source)
Nicole's right. Benji does "deserve better." My suggestion to Benji: If you really want a relationship that'll be an improvement over Paris, find something with a better personality -- may I suggest a woodchipper? -- and then stick your dick in it. . . . and then roll around in salt. That way, your manhood will only burn for a few days and not the rest of your life.
Nicole Richie bikini pics!
Nicole Richie leaving a pool party in the Hollywood Hills (May 2006)
Nicole Richie leaving the Sonya Dakar Skin Clinic in Beverly Hills (10/21)
Nicole Richie really needs to be more careful when she's driving. Like maybe not cover her face up when she's in what essentially amounts to a 5000 pound rolling weapon. She's liable to hurt somebody or end up parked the wrong way on a freeway. Aw who I am kidding. Like that could ever happen. Oops.
[Flynet]
Nicole Richie house-hunting in L.A. (8/14)
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+ Julia Child spied against the Nazis in WWII [Dlisted]
+ The Reef Bikini Contest is an incredible thing (kinda sorta NSFW) [College Humor]
+ Your fashion disaster of the day [A Socialite's Life]
+ Roselyn Sanchez is seriously hot [Lossip]
+ Zac Efron is Flaming with a capital F [Yeeeah!]
+ Celebrity boob jobs . . . the list grows [CityRag]
+ Kelly Ripa plunges under 100 pounds [popbytes]
+ Britney swears she's a cleaning fanatic [Gabby Babble]
Nicole Richie at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas (7/5)
Sounds like Nicole Richie had a bit too much to drink Satureday night at boyfriend Joel Madden's concert at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas. The new mom was involved in an "altercation" after the show. From TMZ:
Looks like baby Harlow hasn't settled Nicole Richie's wild side yet. We're told Nicole was involved in an altercation around 1 AM this morning with a female while in line at the valet outside the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas. Sources say Richie was so rowdy she had to be escorted off the property by security! (Source)
If it took more than one security guard to drag her 54 pound ass away, it sounds like Nicole might be back on the smack. Because if Spring '03 taught me anything, it's that a junkie fiending for heroin can instantly gain the stamina of three men . . . and then will sometimes use that stamina in a "home movie" shot by a guy named Terrance and his four male "friends" who promised not to put the 3 hour "documentary" on the internet as long as I didn't cry but did anyway which made the whole thing not even worth the twenty bucks in the first place. *Clears throat* As I was saying, Nicole Richie's ugly.
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