Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson arriving back to Sam's house in the Hollywood Hills (6/11)
Lindsay Lohan got dumped again. The split happened Monday night after Ronson had dinner with the Palestine to Lindsay's Israel Nicole Richie. From
E! Online:
"Nicole refuses even to be in the same room as Lindsay," says a source, noting that just last week Nicole invited Sam to a mutual friend's birthday party at Bar Marmont with the stipulation that she not bring Lindsay. "Sam went to the party, and it really upset Lindsay," says the source.
After Sam had dinner with Nicole at Izakaya last night, a source says she gave Linds the kiss-off.
You can't really blame Nicole for meddling in other people's affairs. She has a lot of free time on her hands since she DOESN'T DO ANYTHING AT ALL WHATSOEVER. Regardless of how Nicole feels, I think Sam will ultimately see that she made a mistake and not just get back together with Lindsay, but marry her. When you have a chance to lock up a sexually-confused, potentially-insane, unemployed alcoholic, you do it. Because you are not getting a second chance. It's not like that type of chick grows on trees. In gutters and strip club dressing rooms maybe, but not on trees.
Nicole Richie bikini pics! Nicole Richie in Malibu (May 2007)
Nicole Richie has a nice place Nicole Richie's new home in Laurel Canyon. She just completed purchase of the 5,380 square-foot home for $1.99 million.
NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing
multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating
feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity.
When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you
helped buy that home. Sucker!
Lindsay is so alone
Us Weekly scored the first interview with the
newly-single Lindsay Lohan. In an interview which takes place "over several lengthy phone calls and emails where she was both agitated, crying and baffled by the turn of events," Lindsay opens up about the breakup -- in particular, the Sam Ronson-DJed party she
was banned from last Friday night -- and how everyone in Hollywood is basically shunning her now:
"It's absolute hell. The worst night of my life," Lohan -- who was staying directly one floor above the Ronsons with her mom Dina and sister Ali -- tells Us. "I'm not a bad person and this is what happens. I was raised to treat people well, and I'm so tired of this drama."
Lohan says she's "so alone" without Ronson.
"Everyone's turned on me," says the actress. She tells the magazine that the night of the Chateau showdown, Nicole Richie walked by her and said "Uck," and Drea De Matteo said, "Come at me, bitch. I'm a f--king 22-year-old girl who's in love. I felt like I was in Mean Girls, but worse: Mean Girls was a movie."
Sources tell the magazine Ronson had repeatedly tried to break up with Lohan over the past month, but each time, "Lindsay threatens to kill herself -- she cares about her but wants out."
Lohan laughs upon hearing that, saying she's okay.
"I'm just really hurt!" she says. "The whole situation is sick."
I love how Nicole Richie is just disgusted with Lindsay's actions. Really Nicole? You once got so high, you drove the
wrong way on the freeway. You're the last person who should be casting judgment on someone. That'd be like me making fun of guys who only have four pack abs. I've never told anyone this before but when I first starting working out . . . man I don't know if I should admit this . . . I only had a four pack. *holds head in shame*
NOTE: Expect to see way more of these interviews with Lindsay. With nothing resembling a career, these interviews ($$$) are the only way she can pay her bills. Honestly, Lindsay's so desperate at this point, it wouldn't surprise me to see her agree to an interview with
PC Gamer for a couple hundred bucks.
Nicole Richie bikini pics!Nicole Richie in Malibu (June 2006)
Joel Madden and Nicole Richie arriving to Cruz Beckham's birthday party in North Hollywood (2/21)
Joel Madden announced on his band's website over the weekend that he and girlfriend Nicole Richie are expecting again:
What's better than winning an Oscar? I am so happy to tell everyone that Harlow is going to be a big sister! God has truly blessed my family. Hope your all feeling as good as i am right now......... (Source)
Ouch, nine more months off from the Hollywood party scene for Nicole. Honestly, I don't know how she's gonna survive without Vicodin or booze. Like Superman's need for justice, a little prescription drug abuse every now and then keeps Nicole sane. Her getting pregnant is like Clark Kent moving to Utah. Around the fourth month he'd go insane and kill a jaywalker.
Nicole Richie leaving traffic school in Van Nuys (1/21)
+
Figure skater nip slip! [Drunken Stepfather]
+
Gwyneth Paltrow Gets a Nipple Out in Two Lovers [Egotastic!]
+ Katy Perry is not having sex this year [
Just Jared]
+ Sophie Howard is NSFW [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Megan Fox has a sexy tongue [
Bastardly]
+ J.Lo and Marc Anthony are so fake [
Lossip]
+ Why is Katie Holmes dressing like an 80-year-old? [
Webster's Is My Bitch]
+ Obama daughters get surprise visit from the Jonas Brothers [
Cele|bitchy]
+ Bottle vs. Boobs [
UBERGUY]
Nicole Richie bikini pics!
Nicole Richie in Malibu (July 2006)
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie in 2007
Nicole Richie is furious with friend Paris Hilton for basically using Benji oh god who cares. From the National Enquirer:
Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton are enemies once again. The on-again, off-again BFFs have had a huge blowup over Paris' abrupt dumping of Benji Madden -- the brother of Nicole's boyfriend Joel, say sources. And to make matters worse, the hotel hottie has apparently already moved on. Paris hooked up with mega-wealthy high-end jeweler Pascal Mouawad at the Nov. 15 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in Miami, where she modeled his one-of-a-kind, 130-carat diamond necklace worth $3 million."Nicole feels that Paris never really liked Benji, but used the relationship to get more publicity for herself," charged the source. "She saw the opportunity and jumped on it . . . Paris will be Paris -- she does only what's best for her." (Print Edition - 12/15)
Paris hooked up with a jeweler? How perfect. He deals in precious stones and her vadge has been drilled more times than a diamond mine. These two should stop their fighting and just try to get back to the way things used to be: when Nicole looked like E.T.'s stunt double and the amount of men that Paris had slept with could still be counted in numbers, not exponents.
[BauerGriffinOnline]
Nicole Richie at UNICEF's "Light The Night" Christmas tree lighting ceremony in Beverly Hills (11/22)
Nicole Richie is supposedly thrilled that Benji Madden and Paris Hilton broke up. Richie's been dating Benji's brother Joel for two years. From Star magazine:
Paris' frenemy is "thrilled that she's gone," says a source. "She never thought Paris was ever really into" Benji, the twin brother of her baby daddy, Joel.And she may be right! Four days after dumping the Good Charlotte rocker, the hotel heiress was seen sneaking into L.A.'s Koi restaurant for a quiet dinner with her Greek shipping heir ex-boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos! "She was trying to fly below the radar and left alone about 30 minutes later," says another source.
eanwhile, Nicole is telling Benji that he "deserves better." (Source)
Nicole's right. Benji does "deserve better." My suggestion to Benji: If you really want a relationship that'll be an improvement over Paris, find something with a better personality -- may I suggest a woodchipper? -- and then stick your dick in it. . . . and then roll around in salt. That way, your manhood will only burn for a few days and not the rest of your life.
