Nicole Polizzi

Snookie is naked, unappealing

Looks like those rumors about naked pics being shopped around of Jersey Shore star Snooki were true. The cleverly-named nakedSnooki.com went live today with a preview pic of Snooki on all fours, possibly searching for a piece of delicious candy that fell under her bed. You know the old PR strategy about releasing bad news on a Friday so it gets buried over the weekend and everyone forgets about it by the time Monday rolls around? Pretty sure that whoever owns these Snooki pics is using the same strategy. Please God, let it work. I don't ask for much.

Snooki nude pics for sale

I'm totally kidding. Again. Just a week after it was revealed that nude pics of Jersey Shore star JWoww were floating around for sale, RadarOnline is claiming that nude pics of her fellow castmember Snooki are for sale, too:

RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that nude photos AND video of Snooki are for sale and being shopped to various media outlets. Now Snooki, real name Nicole Polizzi, is featured in self-snapped nude photos and video that are for sale.

Snooki spent the first season of MTV’s surprise hit looking for love (or as she says, Snookin’ for love). Now it appears she’s supplied a self-taken photographic preview of what a potential boyfriend could be seeing.

The stills and video leave nothing to the imagination, as she is wearing only a smile. In one photo she is in her bedroom, on her knees, with one hand on the ground and the other holding the rail of the bed frame. She is looking at the camera with her head tilted slightly. Her spot-it-anywhere fingernail polish is plainly visible. Another shot is too graphic to describe.

Who wouldn't want to see nude pics of a 4'7" 150-pound temptress like Snooki? Pieces of ass built like her don't come around very often -- maybe once every four years or so. You usually see them competing against the Chinese for gold medals on the balance beam and uneven bars. Snooki might actually be wider than she is tall. Someone get a tape measure.