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Nicole Kidman nip slip

Great news for those of you that have always wanted to see 1/16th of Nicole Kidman's left nipple. The actress flashed it yesterday during a photocall in Sydney for her film Australia. Some of you may scoff at such a tiny slip but, hey, 1/16th is all I need to make a computer-generated extrapolation of what her boob probably looks like. C'mon, don't act like you've never done that.

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Nicole Kidman has a nice house

Nicole Kidman's 3,977 square foot house in Beverly Hills. The actress just purchased the property for $4.7 million.

NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!

[Real Estalker, Big Listings]

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban in Sydney (1/8)

Nicole Kidman's publicist Catherine Olim announced late yesterday that her client is pregnant. The actress was due to begin filming post-World War II drama The Reader later this month but has withdrawn from the project. According to Kidman, the baby is due sometime in July. The Melbourne Herald Sun says:

Based on Kidman and Urban's worth, $250 million, the bub will instantly become one of the richest celebrity kids in the world, joining star offspring Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, Suri Cruise and Madonna's bub, Lourdes Ciccone Leon. (Source)

This may be the first kid I hate who still has a tail.

NOTE: First person to use the term "preggers" in the comments gets punched in the face.

Nicole Kidman at the Australian premiere of The Golden Compass (12/16)

I'm not sure why things are so shiny in the future, they just are--I've learned not to question fashion trends. Anyways Nicole showed up to the premiere of The Golden Compass in Sydney over the weekend wearing this strange outfit. I think it's her late attempt to take home this year's award for best red carpet outfit made of foil or steel.

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Nicole Kidman at the world premiere of The Golden Compass in London

Here's some old bikini pics of Nicole Kidman I ran across today. In that respect, they're a lot like my neighbor's cat.

At least according to this month's issue of Woman's Day magazine, she might be (I've already devoured my issue). The supposed pregnancy comes after months of effort including fertility treatment. An "overjoyed friend" told the magazine:

"Nicole and Keith are having a baby. They've been riding on clouds since they got the news. Nicole's been hoping for this since the day they got married. Everyone knows how she's been aching to have a baby. It's all she's been talking about for ages." (Source)

I'm calling bullshit on this story. First of all Nicole is way too white, she's like a damn ghost. I don't know why that would prevent her from becoming pregnant but I feel like it should somehow. And second of all Keith's hair is way too long. According to my Dad, guys like that are too busy burning draft cards and smoking pot to make babies.

Short intros means Daddy drank too much last night. Keith Urban about his wife Nicole Kidman:

"She doesn't hit me, but she hates [my bad bathroom etiquette]. She's a very passionate person which means that a man can get into a lot of trouble." The couple met at a dinner in Los Angeles in January 2005 and married in a fairytale wedding in Sydney, Australia, in June 2006. (Source)

What the hell? If someone answers a perfectly innocent question about their wife with "She doesn't hit me," doesn't that pretty obviously mean their wife is hitting them? For example: "Hey Jim, how was dinner with the wife last Saturday night?" ... "She doesn't hit me" ... "Ha, ha, your wife abuses you, what a freaking pussy!"

Tom Cruise's past and future ex-wives met recently and thankfully the Universe did not collapse within itself. Katie Holmes and Nicole Kidman were both dining at the Polo Lounge in Beverly Hills when they randomly bumped into each other. From a diner who witnessed the event:

"Nicole went up to Katie's table briefly and said hello," another diner told the mag. "They were both very polite."

eanwhile back at the Cruise household, Tom is being his usual unpredictable self, firing several members of his staff, including a personal assistant and a caterer:

"They made minor mistakes," an insider told the mag. "Tom was being irrational." (Source)

Us Magazine considers that irrational? I'm glad no one caught me slapping my mother-in-law last week for not taking her shoes off before going to bed in her "special" room. "You're gonna dirty up the crawl space with those nasty shoes," I yelled, waiving a tire iron menacingly in the air, "I’m not going to sprain my wrist on the next black eye!" Dr. Phil was right, tough love bordering on assault is sometimes what's needed to get your message across.