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Katie Holmes out and about in New York (10/13)

Tom Cruise's ex-wives Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes are apparently friends now. Sweet. Yeah, I guess Katie wanted to be friends with Nicole during her marriage to Tom, but it just wasn't feasible because of her curfew. From Starpulse:
Nicole Kidman has become friends with Katie Holmes. The actresses - both ex-wives of Hollywood star Tom Cruise - have reportedly been in contact by phone and enjoy gossiping with each other about their families and careers.

A source told the National Enquirer: "[They had] a really nice conversation. They talked a little about what it was like being married to Tom and have stayed in touch ever since. They haven't discussed intimate issues like sex, and mostly chit chat about their kids and what's going on in their lives."
I'm calling bullshit on the source's version of this conversation. Ten bucks says Nicole and Katie were talking about Tom's dick 30 seconds after the initial "hello." And why wouldn't they? Two divorcees shitting on their former better half is as American as apple pie and a lack of health insurance. Look, it's all good for the Messiah because, for every 90-minute bitch session Nicky and Katy share over helpings of commiseration cheesecake, Tom's penis gains an inch. Xenu hath foretold it.

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Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban at The 50th Annual New York Film Festival at Lincoln Center (10/3)

In the new issue of Harper's Bazaar, Nicole Kidman pretty much implies that Keith Urban is a sexual freak who probably dabbles in the occasional ball-gagging:
[Nicole] has found permanence in her relationship with Urban. The couple, who met in 2005, have been married for six years. "He just gave me confidence," she observes, "through just being very kind to me and understanding me, opening me up to trying things, my sexuality, those sorts of things."

After the adventure of Cruise, she characterizes Urban as "more like an ocean; he took me out." She has always appreciated "a bigger, stronger personality; that's what I've been drawn to. I need protection. Everyone wants to feel someone's got their back."
Translation: Keith Urban is no Scientologist. Yep, looks like Nicole is finally being filled properly, and in the correct hole this time, too. It's funny how Nicole kept a media blackout going in regards to her relationships, but all of a sudden she's basically admitting that she can't keep her panties dry. Apparently, Keith Urban is hung like a didgeridoo. Nicole has been finding out that there's no phony religion in the world that can provide a gal a toe-curling moment like a big, hetero dong. Right, Katie?

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Nicole Kidman being interviewed by Canal+ at the Cannes Film Festival (5/26)

She's now a zombie :(

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Nicole Kidman at the premiere of The Paperboy during the 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival (5/24)

How cold was it at The Paperboy premiere yesterday in Cannes? VERY cold.

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Paparazzi photos from Saturday, March 3 and Sunday, March 4

Nicole Kidman leaving a gym in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Brittney Palmer celebrating her Playboy cover at Gallery nightclub at Planet Hollywood Resort in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson at Busch Gardens in Tampa (pics start here)

Olivia Wilde arriving at a friend's house in Venice Beach (pics start here)

Alessandra Ambrosio out and about in New York (pics start here)

Nikki Reed leaving a gym in Studio City (pics start here)

Model Cintia Dicker eating lunch at Bar Pitti in New York (pics start here)

Katy Perry at the Viktor & Rolf show during Paris Fashion Week (pics start here)

Natalie Portman leaving a synagogue in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Eva Longoria leaving a hair salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Heidi Klum and her kids at a park in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Lana Parrilla on the set of Once Upon a Time in Vancouver (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale shopping in Santa Monica (pics start here)

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Nicole Kidman shopping in Sydney, Australia (6/29)

Nicole Kidman is being a real bitch to the crew on the set of her new horror film Stoker. Aw god dammit, this better not be another vampire movie. It's already bad enough that it's starring Nicole Kidman. A "backstage spy" told the National Enquirer:
"Nicole is a real witch, and they've nicknamed her 'Ice Princess' No one's even allowed to speak to her, except for primary cast members, the director or producers. The other day she requested a glass of water and was furious when the person brought her water with ice in it. 'I don't drink iced water,' Nicole bellowed, demanding a room temperature refill. Everyone's walking around on eggshells to make sure 'Her Majesty' is not displeased."

In another bizarre incident, a prop person moved an umbrella she was using in a scene from one side of a table to the other. When they began to rehearse the scene, Nicole threw a fit over the minor repositioning and read the poor guy the riot act! (Print Edition - 12/12)
Who would have thought that Nicole Kidman would be such an "Ice Princess"? You'd think someone that exudes so much warmth would be a little nicer. Perhaps the crew is just projecting that personality trait onto her because she's paler than a porcelain doll. Or, maybe it's because she's so cold that the bitch doesn't even need ice for her drink. Either way, Nicole should stop taking herself so seriously since her acting is usually just like her chest: flat. 

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Nicole Kidman on the set of The Paperboy in New Orleans (8/1)

+ Amanda Righetti is one sexy bitch [Caught on Set]

+ I think Vanessa Hudgens is wearing a wig [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Kristin Cavallari is drunk [The Superficial]
+ Amanda Seyfried upskirt (site NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Jailbait Kardashian's bikini photoshoot [Celebuzz]

+ Amy Winehouse wasn't really adopting a kid [Evil Beet]
+ Heidi Klum is on vacation, in a bikini [Socialite Life]
+ Tits McGee [Double Viking]
+ Torn shorts does not equal style [I'm Not Obsessed]

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, June 28

Nicole Kidman at Sydney Airport in Australia (pics start here)

Emma Watson, Logan Lerman, and Ezra Miller on the set of The Perks of Being a Wallflower in Pittsburgh (pics start here)

Landon Donovan at Ocean Bar in Hermosa Beach (pics start here)

Minka Kelly at the Ferragamo presentation for their Resort 2012 collection at the James B. Duke Mansion in New York (pics start here)

Pippa Middleton shopping for shoes in London (pics start here)

Model Kaitlan Welton arriving at BOA steakhouse in L.A. (pics start here)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley leaving ABC studios in New York after appearing on LIVE! with Regis & Kelly (pics start here)

January Jones leaving a nail salon in Glendale, CA (pics start here)

Ozzy Osbourne arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Victoria Silvstedt in St. Tropez (pics start here)

Eva Mendes leaving her hotel in Manhattan (pics start here)

Drew Barrymore arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem at the opening of the Walk of Fame in Madrid, Spain (pics start here)

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The 2011 Academy Awards: Just the Attractive People

By any reasonable standard, the Academy Awards blew donkey cock last night (at one point James Franco walked out a dress which wouldn't have been funny even if I was high as a motherfucker). The telecast peaked when Anne Hathaway said "Welcome to..." and it was all downhill from there. But at least some fairly attractive women showed up. Like Penelope Cruz ... *makes motorboat sound with my lips*

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Nicole Kidman in Eyes Wide Shut

Nicole Kidman seems like a cool chick, like someone I would have a beer with followed by sexual relations and awkward small talk. From her interview with W magazine:
Nicole Kidman in "Rabbit Hole"

“I don’t mind being naked. After having a baby, I’m not so sure now, but I enjoy not letting my issues get in the way of nudity.”
It's too bad more actresses in Hollywood don't feel the same way as Nicole when it comes to nudity -- I'm looking at you Sofia Vergara and Scarlett Johansson. It's also too bad that Nicole actually feels this way about herself. If I actually wanted to look at someone with translucent skin and a face that never moved, I'd find a 95 year old with Bell's Palsy.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Nicole Kidman nude pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

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Would You Rather?

Would You Rather...? Spend one night with: