Nicole Forrester

Josh Duhamel out and about in Santa Monica (1/30)

Remember the affair that Josh Duhamel had with that stripper last year? Baby Josh Duhamel, come on down! From the National Enquirer:

The busty stripper who said she had a wild fling with Josh Duhamel this past fall has made an outrageous new claim, telling friends that she believes she could be carrying his child! In a bombshell new development, exotic dancer Nicole Forrester has told pals that she's pregnant and is "95 percent certain" hunky Josh fathered her unborn child, The Enquirer has learned exclusively.

Speaking at her home in Georgia, the divorced mother of two told a friend: "Yes, I'm pregnant. Yes, it's probably Josh's. I haven't decided what I'm going to do."

She's "95 percent certain" it's his? Where did she come up with such a low number? Doesn't this Nicole chick realize that she can't become pregnant from giving handjobs in the champagne room or blowing the club manager for weekend stage time -- of course it's Josh's! That said, he better pray to God the kid isn't his. Because there's only one thing less likely than a trashy skank aborting her meal ticket: Tyra Banks not stopping in front of a mirror.

Nicole Forrester, the stripper Josh Duhamel allegedly banged

It's about damn time Josh Duhamel cheated on Fergie. What the hell took him so long? FYI: I had "Sometime in December 2004" in my office pool. What a waste of 50 bucks that was. From Radar:

According to The Enquirer, Duhamel, 36, met stripper Nicole Forrester in early October at an all-nude club in Atlanta called Tattletales Lounge [Ed Note. How appropriate], where she performs under the name “Delilah.” Duhamel denies the report emphatically.

Duhamel was in Georgia filming the romantic comedy Life As We Know It, when he and a pal stopped by the club, according to the Enquirer's front-page story. Forrester says Josh first identified himself as “JD”, and said he was in town to make a porn movie. “I told him, ‘You are gorgeous’ and he said, ‘’You’re hot, too.’”

Forrester says after drinking Grey Goose vodka together, Duhamel had Nicole perform a nude dance for him and a male friend. She says before he left, they exchanged phone numbers, and on October 9th, he called her and invited her to his $820-a night room at the St. Regis hotel.

Forester goes on to describe their encounter, which led to sex, she says. The Enquirer article says that Forester passed a rigorous polygraph and that she was paid for telling her story.

Can you really blame Josh for cheating on Fergie? Sometimes a guy wants to have sex with the lights on. Hopefully Josh has learned a valuable lesson from this whole experience: that the bond between a husband and wife is sacred that he should always remember to pay strippers their hush money . . . and by "pay strippers their hush money," I mean "bury them in a shallow grave in the desert."