
Nicky Hilton leaving B2V Salon in West Hollywood (1/29)
Wow, Nicky Hilton has really let herself go. It's sad to see. She must have really taken advantage of the holidays.

A well-placed Aussie spy said they were paid by Bongo jeans and the two toured Melbourne before flying off to Sydney with close, greasy pal Brandon Davis and Nicky's boyfriend, David Katzenberg. In Sydney, the Hiltons' local pal Mehmet Gulasi was pulled over early New Year's Day with cocaine in his car. A local paper reported Gulasi told cops he was "on an important errand" and on his way to pick up the Hiltons and their posse. (Source)Paying Paris Hilton to promote clothing is like paying K-Fed to promote condoms. Neither one wears them. Besides, I could have saved Bongo that $750K easily. If you really want to get Paris into a pair of jeans, there's only one way to do it -- put them on some random dude. As far as being a spokesperson for a clothing line, there is a company I think Paris might be a better fit for: The Gap.

Nicky Hilton bikini pics
It's that time again, the time of the year when celebrities take a break from their important lives to travel far and yonder to distant lands. And then wear bikinis. Here's Nicky Hilton in Hawaii yesterday. After that "Gummi Bear" post from last hour, it's a relief to get some pics up of a beautiful woman. No no, not Nicky--if you squint your eyes you can kinda make one out behind her . . . actually that may be a beach chair. No big deal, I've masturbated to less.*
*thank you IKEA catalog

I don't know who Casey Johnson is but she sounds a tad slow. Of all people to pick to be the godmother of her newly adopted Kazakhstani baby, she chooses Nicky Hilton. From the New York Post:
At Casey's recent baby shower at an L.A. restaurant, Paris' little sister was out on a balcony smoking a cigarette when the Johnson & Johnson heiress got up to give a speech. "Casey asked Nicky to come in, but Nicky couldn't be bothered," said a source. When Johnson said Nicky was "so kind, and smart, and wonderful," Hilton, who had popped her head in so she didn't have to extinguish her cigarette, "rolled her eyes and went back out on the balcony. It was nuts." (Source)
C'mon, Nicky Hilton?!? This kid would be better off on fire or in Kazakhstan where it could grow up to be the town's number four prostitute ... [cue Borat voice] Verrrry Niiiiice! If Hilton's past experience raising chihuahuas is any indication of this kid's future, look for the baby to be wandering the streets next week looking for food and a clean diaper.

I can’t even to pretend to know what’s going on in these pictures of Paris Hilton and a man resembling her sister Nicky. I don’t know, maybe Paris is just bored with men and she’s taking a stab at this whole incest thing. My pastor always says you shouldn’t knock something until you try it--except anal. He actually worked that piece of advice into one of his sermons.