Nicky Hilton arrests a homeless dude
Nicky Hilton was "assaulted" Saturday morning at a West Hollywood IHOP, but she had the last laugh as she placed the homeless dude that pushed her to the ground under citizen's arrest. Yeah, I'm sure it happened exactly like that. From
Us Weekly:
"One of our deputies was at the IHOP, having a coffee break, and noticed a waitress run outside because there was a commotion," [Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department spokesman Steve Whitmore] tells Us.
Another deputy was then called "because there was a misdemeanor battery that involved Nicky Hilton and a man named Michael Broadhurst," adds the spokesman.
The 50-year-old homeless person "came up behind Ms. Hilton and pushed her. She's OK, but she was desirous of prosecution. She said, 'I am placing you under citizen's arrest!'"
Whitmore says it was a dual effort by both Hilton and the two deputies to arrest Broadhurst, who will appear in court April 21. (Source)
Nicky Hilton held down a deranged homeless man? Nicky Hilton
weighs 79 pounds. She can't even hold down a meal. Something about this story smells fishy and it ain't her sister's underwear drawer . . . oh wait, yes it is.
Nicky Hilton leaving B2V Salon in West Hollywood (1/29)
Wow, Nicky Hilton has really let herself go. It's sad to see. She must have really taken advantage of the holidays.
Paris and Nicky Hilton at the "Bongo Virus New Year's Eve 2009 Party" in Sydney, Australia (12/31)
Despite the clusterfuck that is the current global economy, Paris and Nicky Hilton each netted $750k to host a New Year's Eve party in Australia . . . which buys a lot of nose candy if you catch my drift . . . not that the Hilton sisters are into that sort of thing . . . nope, not at all. From the
New York Post:
A well-placed Aussie spy said they were paid by Bongo jeans and the two toured Melbourne before flying off to Sydney with close, greasy pal Brandon Davis and Nicky's boyfriend, David Katzenberg. In Sydney, the Hiltons' local pal Mehmet Gulasi was pulled over early New Year's Day with cocaine in his car. A local paper reported Gulasi told cops he was "on an important errand" and on his way to pick up the Hiltons and their posse. (Source)
Paying Paris Hilton to promote clothing is like paying K-Fed to promote condoms. Neither one wears them. Besides, I could have saved Bongo that $750K easily. If you really want to get Paris into a pair of jeans, there's only one way to do it -- put them on some random dude. As far as being a spokesperson for a clothing line, there is a company I think Paris might be a better fit for: The Gap.
Nicky Hilton bikini pics!
Nicky Hilton in Miami (July '06)
Nicky Hilton leaving a medical center in Beverly Hills (6/24)
If you look closely, you'll see that Nicky's sandals are made of lead. Once she dipped below 85 pounds, her doctor order her to wear them as a precaution against strong winds.
Nicky Hilton and David Katzenberg in Beverly Hills yesterday
Wow. You can just feel the raw sexual energy between Nicky and her boyfriend David Katzenberg. I swear, kids today, get a room!
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Nicky Hilton and boyfriend David Katzenberg in L.A. (3/11)
y God there's nearly 61 pounds of weight on Nicky's legs. Her femurs could shatter at any second!
Nicky and Paris Hilton leaving Villa Lounge in L.A. (1/25)
Is that . . is that a vagina on Nicky Hilton's dress? Holy shit I think it is. If you squint your eyes and imagine that thing three times as gaping, it almost looks like a naked Paris Hilton.
Nicky Hilton bikini pics
It's that time again, the time of the year when celebrities take a break from their important lives to travel far and yonder to distant lands. And then wear bikinis. Here's Nicky Hilton in Hawaii yesterday. After that "Gummi Bear" post from last hour, it's a relief to get some pics up of a beautiful woman. No no, not Nicky--if you squint your eyes you can kinda make one out behind her . . . actually that may be a beach chair. No big deal, I've masturbated to less.*
*thank you IKEA catalog
CLICK HERE for 20 more bikini pics of Nicky Hilton after the jump...
I don't know who Casey Johnson is but she sounds a tad slow. Of all people to pick to be the godmother of her newly adopted Kazakhstani baby, she chooses Nicky Hilton. From the New York Post:
At Casey's recent baby shower at an L.A. restaurant, Paris' little sister was out on a balcony smoking a cigarette when the Johnson & Johnson heiress got up to give a speech. "Casey asked Nicky to come in, but Nicky couldn't be bothered," said a source. When Johnson said Nicky was "so kind, and smart, and wonderful," Hilton, who had popped her head in so she didn't have to extinguish her cigarette, "rolled her eyes and went back out on the balcony. It was nuts." (Source)
C'mon, Nicky Hilton?!? This kid would be better off on fire or in Kazakhstan where it could grow up to be the town's number four prostitute ... [cue Borat voice] Verrrry Niiiiice! If Hilton's past experience raising chihuahuas is any indication of this kid's future, look for the baby to be wandering the streets next week looking for food and a clean diaper.
