Nicki Minaj

Nicki Minaj would be a good person to rob

Nicki Minaj says she keeps $5k in cash in her purse. From the New York Daily News:

While "American Idol" judge Mariah Carey once feared fellow judge Nicki Minaj might pull out a gun and shoot her, Minaj says the only think you'll find in her purse are Benjamins. "I don't put cash in my Louis Vuitton wallet," she says in US magazine's "What's in My Bag?" column this week. "I have it thrown around my bag -- just a whole bunch of hundreds, maybe $5,000."

$5,000, you say? Nicki must have balls as big as her ass. Putting information like that out there is kinda dangerous considering the horseplay that occurs in the hip hop community on a daily basis. It's like wearing a meat suit in shark-infested waters, or pointing a camera at your dick in front of Paris Hilton and expecting her not to jump on it. Now, every broke loser with a sob story or chloroform-soaked rag is gonna try to join Nicki's entourage to get a shot at that money . . . hey, Lindsay Lohan just sent Nicki a friend request on Facebook. That didn't take long.

*20 Nicki Minaj bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, January 1

Nicki Minaj hosting a New Year's Eve party at Pure nightclub inside Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Lindsay Lohan arriving back to her hotel in London (pics start here)

Taylor Swift arriving at her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Anne Hathaway and Valentino out and about in Gstaad, Switzerland (pics start here)

Jon Bon Jovi in St. Barts (pics start here)

Naomi Watts in St. Barts (pics start here)

Model Imogen Thomas leaving Nobu in Mayfair, London (pics start here)

Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan in St. Barts (pics start here)

Mariah Carey performing at the Gold Coast Convention Center in Broadbeach, Australia (pics start here)

Heidi Klum shopping at Whole Foods in L.A. (pics start here)

Paula Patton leaving Barneys New York in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Sofia Vergara shopping in Delray Beach, Florida (pics start here)

*123 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Nicki Minaj arriving to the Christmas Extravaganza in New York (12/25)

If you dropped Nicki Minaj in the middle of the Helmand Province of Afghanistan, how long do you think it'd take until the first rock was thrown at her? A minute? Five seconds?

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Nicki Minaj films a music video in Oahu earlier this year

Sorry chicks, Nicki Minaj is into dicks. From Contact Music:

Nicki Minaj has upset her legion of gay fans by confessing she was joking when she once stated she was bisexual. For years, the hip-hop star's fans have believed she enjoys sex with men and women, but Minaj has come clean in a new Rolling Stone interview, revealing she made the sex confession to score a few headlines at the beginning of her career.

The Super Bass hitmaker tells the publication, "I think girls are sexy, but I'm not going to lie and say that I date girls."

Oh my dear lord baby Jesus in his manger, Nicki Minaj isn't who she says she is? Next thing you know, this dope will admit that her hair isn't really pink or green or whatever the hell color it is this week. How will her peers ever be able to trust her again? The fake drug kingpins, make-believe gangsters, and pimp posers really need to band together and once and for all clear the air on what lies are acceptable in the pillar of honesty I like to call the Hip Hop community.

*30 Nicki Minaj pictures total in the gallery:

Nicki Minaj bikini pics! (Oahu - 3/14)

Starships is the first single off Nicki Minaj's new album Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded (scheduled to drop April 3), and yesterday she was spotted in Hawaii filming the video for it. For Japan's sake, I hope she didn't cannonball into the water with that ass. They've suffered enough lately.

*60 Nicki Minaj bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Nicki Minaj nip slip!

As part of the Summer Concert Series, Nicki Minaj appeared on Good Morning America today and um, how best to put this, let's just say I hope she didn't tell too many of her family members that she was performing.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Nicki Minaj nip slip pics, click any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*33 Nicki Minaj nip slip pictures total in the gallery:

Nicki Minaj performing at the Rogers Arena in Vancouver (4/28)

This is bullshit. When I had a sexy mold made of my penis last year at the rubber factory, they promised that I would have the only copy. I may have to contact my lawyer about this.

*15 Nicky Minaj pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, November 24

Jessica Alba at a gas station in L.A. (pics start here)

Leighton Meester at a photocall for Herbal Essences at the Hesperia Hotel in Madrid, Spain (pics start here)

Geri Halliwell at a photoshoot in Miami (pics start here)

Leona Lewis arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez (back on?) relaxing on a boat in Biscayne Bay in Miami (pics start here)

Bo Derek at a charity auction by Moet and Chandon in Madrid (pics start here)

Jamie Lee Curtis out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Dita Von Teese arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Marcia Cross out and about in Brentwood (pics start here)

Nicki Minaj signing copies of her new album Pink Friday at Best Buy at Union Square in New York (pics start here)

Calista Flockhart shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Alanis Morissette and her husband MC Souleye leaving Whole Foods in Santa Monica (pics start here)

*131 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery: